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Marriage SMS - Free Text Messages, Quotes
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Aurat Dosri Se, Marriage SMS Jokes
1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
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2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
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1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon.
Posted In | Marriage SMSA Public Toilet / Marriage SMS Jokes
Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
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Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In
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And
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Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out.Posted In | Marriage SMSHaath Me Hukumat / Husband Wife Jokes
HUSBAND:
Agr mere HAATH me HUKUMAT
ho to me
MULK
ki TAQDEER badal don..
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WIFE:
Tum PEHLE APNI SHALWAR
badal lo SUBAH se ULTI pehni howi he,,,,Posted In | Marriage SMSPyaar Karna Aata Hai ??
Wife To Husband: Tumhain Pyaar Karna Nahi Aata.
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Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachay Internet Se Download Kiye Hain?Posted In | Marriage SMSRukhsti Ke Time, Funny Marriage SMS
RUKHSTI k time
Dulhy k moble pa bel hoi
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Or usy uski BV ne boht mara
Ringtone lgi thi
Dil Me Chupa K pyar ka arman Ly Chaly,
Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly.Posted In | Marriage SMSGirlfriend chand kitny
Girlfrnd:
chand kitny hoty hain?
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Boyfriend: 2
1 Tum
or 1 wo upar
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After Meriage
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Wife:
Chand kitny hoty hain?
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Husband:
Andhi ho,
Nazr nhi aata
1 hi hota hy. !Posted In | Marriage SMSMarriage Jokes - I Love One
B4 marriage:
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Roses r red, Sky is blue,
i love one, that is u…
After marriage:
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Roses r dead,i have flu,
dont come near,
Door Reh Tu..
Posted In | Marriage SMSWife SMS - Ghalat Fehmi
Wife::Tum rat ko sotay mein mjhe galian de rahy thay??
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Husbnd:Nahi! Tumhen galat fehmi hui hai
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Wife: kesi galat fehmi??
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Husband: yehi k main soya hua tha
