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<title  type="text" >Funny SMS - Sexy SMS, Text Messages, English Jokes / Send Free SMS</title>
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		<name>SMS Portal</name>
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<subtitle  type="text" >Free sms, sexy sms, send free sms, faraz sms, new faraz sms, urdu faraz sms, funny sms, decent sms, cool sms, free sms to World, love sms poetry</subtitle>
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<updated>2010-03-16T15:53:14-05:00</updated>
<entry>
	<title  type="text" ><![CDATA[ Days are too fast ]]></title>
	<link rel="alternate"  type="text/html"  href="http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Days-are-too-fast.html" title="Days are too fast" />
	<author>
		<name>Adam</name>
		<uri>http://sendmassage.com/admin.php</uri>
	</author>
	<id>http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Days-are-too-fast.html</id>
	<updated>2010-03-16T15:53:14-05:00</updated>
	<published>2010-03-16T15:53:14-05:00</published>
	<summary  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Days are too Busy<br />
Hours are too Few<br />
Seconds are too Fast,<br />
but there is always time for me to ask:<br />
How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U! ]]></summary>
	<content  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Days are too Busy<br />
Hours are too Few<br />
Seconds are too Fast,<br />
but there is always time for me to ask:<br />
How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U! ]]></content>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/22.html" term="22" label="Love SMS"/>
</entry>
<entry>
	<title  type="text" ><![CDATA[ I wonder if you know ]]></title>
	<link rel="alternate"  type="text/html"  href="http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/I-wonder-if-you-know.html" title="I wonder if you know" />
	<author>
		<name>Adam</name>
		<uri>http://sendmassage.com/admin.php</uri>
	</author>
	<id>http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/I-wonder-if-you-know.html</id>
	<updated>2010-03-16T15:50:46-05:00</updated>
	<published>2010-03-16T15:50:46-05:00</published>
	<summary  type="html" ><![CDATA[ <br />
I wonder if you know,<br />
How special you are,<br />
I wonder if you know,<br />
How precious you are,<br />
I wonder if you know,<br />
How lucky i am,<br />
To have you in my life,<br />
I love you so much. ]]></summary>
	<content  type="html" ><![CDATA[ <br />
I wonder if you know,<br />
How special you are,<br />
I wonder if you know,<br />
How precious you are,<br />
I wonder if you know,<br />
How lucky i am,<br />
To have you in my life,<br />
I love you so much. ]]></content>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/22.html" term="22" label="Love SMS"/>
</entry>
<entry>
	<title  type="text" ><![CDATA[ Blood may forget to flow ]]></title>
	<link rel="alternate"  type="text/html"  href="http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Blood-may-forget-to-flow.html" title="Blood may forget to flow" />
	<author>
		<name>Adam</name>
		<uri>http://sendmassage.com/admin.php</uri>
	</author>
	<id>http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Blood-may-forget-to-flow.html</id>
	<updated>2010-03-16T15:49:08-05:00</updated>
	<published>2010-03-16T15:49:08-05:00</published>
	<summary  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Heart may forget to beat<br />
Eyes may forget to blink<br />
Blood may forget to flow<br />
But I cant forget you to love<br />
Because you are something special in my life! ]]></summary>
	<content  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Heart may forget to beat<br />
Eyes may forget to blink<br />
Blood may forget to flow<br />
But I cant forget you to love<br />
Because you are something special in my life! ]]></content>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/22.html" term="22" label="Love SMS"/>
</entry>
<entry>
	<title  type="text" ><![CDATA[ A boy proposed a girl in new way ]]></title>
	<link rel="alternate"  type="text/html"  href="http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/A-boy-proposed-a-girl-in-new-way.html" title="A boy proposed a girl in new way" />
	<author>
		<name>Adam</name>
		<uri>http://sendmassage.com/admin.php</uri>
	</author>
	<id>http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/A-boy-proposed-a-girl-in-new-way.html</id>
	<updated>2010-03-16T15:46:46-05:00</updated>
	<published>2010-03-16T15:46:46-05:00</published>
	<summary  type="html" ><![CDATA[ <br />
A boy proposed a girl in new way:-<br />
Tu pudine ki chatni,<br />
Main paneer tika.<br />
Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT<br />
Aur main tera MIKA… ]]></summary>
	<content  type="html" ><![CDATA[ <br />
A boy proposed a girl in new way:-<br />
Tu pudine ki chatni,<br />
Main paneer tika.<br />
Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT<br />
Aur main tera MIKA… ]]></content>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/22.html" term="22" label="Love SMS"/>
</entry>
<entry>
	<title  type="text" ><![CDATA[ Hamaare dil ke arman ]]></title>
	<link rel="alternate"  type="text/html"  href="http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Hamaare-dil-ke-arman.html" title="Hamaare dil ke arman" />
	<author>
		<name>Adam</name>
		<uri>http://sendmassage.com/admin.php</uri>
	</author>
	<id>http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Hamaare-dil-ke-arman.html</id>
	<updated>2010-03-16T15:45:17-05:00</updated>
	<published>2010-03-16T15:45:17-05:00</published>
	<summary  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Hamaare dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,<br />
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,<br />
Kambakhat light chali gayi,<br />
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye. ]]></summary>
	<content  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Hamaare dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,<br />
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,<br />
Kambakhat light chali gayi,<br />
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye. ]]></content>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/22.html" term="22" label="Love SMS"/>
</entry>
<entry>
	<title  type="text" ><![CDATA[ Sometimes my mind asks ]]></title>
	<link rel="alternate"  type="text/html"  href="http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Sometimes-my-mind-asks.html" title="Sometimes my mind asks" />
	<author>
		<name>Adam</name>
		<uri>http://sendmassage.com/admin.php</uri>
	</author>
	<id>http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Sometimes-my-mind-asks.html</id>
	<updated>2010-03-16T15:43:15-05:00</updated>
	<published>2010-03-16T15:43:15-05:00</published>
	<summary  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Sometimes my mind asks<br />
Why? I miss u,<br />
Why? I care 4 u,<br />
Why? I remember u<br />
Then my heart answered<br />
Its simply bcoz you are a sweet friend!! ]]></summary>
	<content  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Sometimes my mind asks<br />
Why? I miss u,<br />
Why? I care 4 u,<br />
Why? I remember u<br />
Then my heart answered<br />
Its simply bcoz you are a sweet friend!! ]]></content>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/13.html" term="13" label="Friendship SMS"/>
</entry>
<entry>
	<title  type="text" ><![CDATA[ Awesome advice for new lovers ]]></title>
	<link rel="alternate"  type="text/html"  href="http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Awesome-advice-for-new-lovers.html" title="Awesome advice for new lovers" />
	<author>
		<name>Adam</name>
		<uri>http://sendmassage.com/admin.php</uri>
	</author>
	<id>http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Awesome-advice-for-new-lovers.html</id>
	<updated>2010-03-12T17:26:54-05:00</updated>
	<published>2010-03-12T17:26:54-05:00</published>
	<summary  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Never Ask For A Kiss, Just Take It.<br />
Never Ask For A Hug, Just Give It.<br />
Never Ask Do U Luv Me? Say I Luv U.<br />
Never Say I Can't Live Without U, Say I Live For U ]]></summary>
	<content  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Never Ask For A Kiss, Just Take It.<br />
Never Ask For A Hug, Just Give It.<br />
Never Ask Do U Luv Me? Say I Luv U.<br />
Never Say I Can't Live Without U, Say I Live For U ]]></content>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/22.html" term="22" label="Love SMS"/>
</entry>
<entry>
	<title  type="text" ><![CDATA[ DO U LOVE MATH ]]></title>
	<link rel="alternate"  type="text/html"  href="http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/DO-U-LOVE-MATH.html" title="DO U LOVE MATH" />
	<author>
		<name>Adam</name>
		<uri>http://sendmassage.com/admin.php</uri>
	</author>
	<id>http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/DO-U-LOVE-MATH.html</id>
	<updated>2010-03-12T17:25:02-05:00</updated>
	<published>2010-03-12T17:25:02-05:00</published>
	<summary  type="html" ><![CDATA[ DO U LOVE MATH?<br />
IF SO.....LETZ ADD BED,SUBTRACT UR CLOTH,DIVIDE UR LEGZ.....AND MULTIPLY....... ]]></summary>
	<content  type="html" ><![CDATA[ DO U LOVE MATH?<br />
IF SO.....LETZ ADD BED,SUBTRACT UR CLOTH,DIVIDE UR LEGZ.....AND MULTIPLY....... ]]></content>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/22.html" term="22" label="Love SMS"/>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/63.html" term="63" label="Adult SMS Jokes"/>
</entry>
<entry>
	<title  type="text" ><![CDATA[ Why Shud I B Sad ]]></title>
	<link rel="alternate"  type="text/html"  href="http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Why-Shud-I-B-Sad.html" title="Why Shud I B Sad" />
	<author>
		<name>Adam</name>
		<uri>http://sendmassage.com/admin.php</uri>
	</author>
	<id>http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Why-Shud-I-B-Sad.html</id>
	<updated>2010-03-12T17:23:53-05:00</updated>
	<published>2010-03-12T17:23:53-05:00</published>
	<summary  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Boy Proposed 2 Girl,<br />
She Rejctd<br />
He Wsn't SAD<br />
Frnds Askd: Dont U Hv Feelings?<br />
Boy: Why Shud I B Sad?<br />
I Lost 1 Who Never Luvd Me.<br />
She Lost 1 Who Luvd Her The Most. ]]></summary>
	<content  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Boy Proposed 2 Girl,<br />
She Rejctd<br />
He Wsn't SAD<br />
Frnds Askd: Dont U Hv Feelings?<br />
Boy: Why Shud I B Sad?<br />
I Lost 1 Who Never Luvd Me.<br />
She Lost 1 Who Luvd Her The Most. ]]></content>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/22.html" term="22" label="Love SMS"/>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/24.html" term="24" label="Miss You SMS"/>
</entry>
<entry>
	<title  type="text" ><![CDATA[ Interesting But True ]]></title>
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	<author>
		<name>Adam</name>
		<uri>http://sendmassage.com/admin.php</uri>
	</author>
	<id>http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Interesting-But-True.html</id>
	<updated>2010-03-12T17:21:08-05:00</updated>
	<published>2010-03-12T17:21:08-05:00</published>
	<summary  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Interesting But True:<br />
Q. Kya Shadi Jannat Ka Darwaza Hai? A. Jee Haan! Magar Bahir Jany Ka....!! Q. Insan Apni Bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota Hai? A. Shadi K Din....!! Q. Kya Zubani Larai Mein Aurat Say Koi Jeet Sakta Hai? A. Jee Haan! Dusri... ]]></summary>
	<content  type="html" ><![CDATA[ Interesting But True:<br />
Q. Kya Shadi Jannat Ka Darwaza Hai? A. Jee Haan! Magar Bahir Jany Ka....!! Q. Insan Apni Bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota Hai? A. Shadi K Din....!! Q. Kya Zubani Larai Mein Aurat Say Koi Jeet Sakta Hai? A. Jee Haan! Dusri... ]]></content>
		<category scheme="http://sendmassage.com/sms/category/65.html" term="65" label="Hindi Christmas SMS"/>
</entry>
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