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Seat Not Framed Like That
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.
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The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.
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She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.
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When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
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"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed like that."
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The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.
.
She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.
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When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
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"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed like that."
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