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Sadiun sey DUAIN ki jis ki mailney ki.-AAMIR SMS
Sadiun sey DUAIN ki jis ki mailney ki.
"AAMIR"
Wo mila bhi to mujh sey Ek AJNABI ki tarah.
"AAMIR"
Wo mila bhi to mujh sey Ek AJNABI ki tarah.
Sukoon-e-jaan K liya KUDHa ne banai Mubhat.-AAMIR SMS
Sukoon-e-jaan K liya KUDHa ne banai Mubhat.
Tere Palho mey aay to ye EHSASS hoWa.
Tere Palho mey aay to ye EHSASS hoWa.
Mujse wo mere PYar ka Hisab Manghta hey.-AAMIR SMS
Mujse wo mere PYar ka Hisab Manghta hey.
JO mujh sey Ziyada meri ZAAT janta hey.
MEHBOOB hey meri "AAMIR" phir bhi Yakeen nahi hey.
MUjh sey wo Pyar key WADY behassab manghta hey.
JO mujh sey Ziyada meri ZAAT janta hey.
MEHBOOB hey meri "AAMIR" phir bhi Yakeen nahi hey.
MUjh sey wo Pyar key WADY behassab manghta hey.
Breaking news by Geo : ”
Breaking news by Geo : ”
Wazarat E Bijli nay load shedding khatam krnay ka elaan . . . . ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha,
K light chali gayi.
Wazarat E Bijli nay load shedding khatam krnay ka elaan . . . . ”
Sorry,
Abhi itna he suna tha,
K light chali gayi.
2 GIRLS IN BUS:-Adult Sms
2 GIRLS IN BUS:
1ST: Oh GOD merey paisy chori ho gaye.
2ND: Magar tu to paisy BRAZIER main rakhti thi.
1ST: Mujhy kia pata tha sala Chori kar raha hai.
1ST: Oh GOD merey paisy chori ho gaye.
2ND: Magar tu to paisy BRAZIER main rakhti thi.
1ST: Mujhy kia pata tha sala Chori kar raha hai.
A cute Nurse came 4 the interview-Adult Sms
A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it''s 25,000.
Dr: What salary U Expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it''s 25,000.
FRIENDSHIP IS TWICE AS STRONG AS LOVE-love SmS
if A is 1,
B is 2,
& C is 3
then L+O+V+E IS 54,
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P, IS 108.
INTERESTING NA ,
FRIENDSHIP IS TWICE AS STRONG AS LOVE
B is 2,
& C is 3
then L+O+V+E IS 54,
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P, IS 108.
INTERESTING NA ,
FRIENDSHIP IS TWICE AS STRONG AS LOVE
Don ko Pakarna Mushkil hi nahi Namumkin hai
Aik Ladki bache se: apni luli nikalo
Bacha: ok
ladki: ye kiya, tumhari luli to pakdi hi nahi jati
Bacha: Don ko pakarna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai
Bacha: ok
ladki: ye kiya, tumhari luli to pakdi hi nahi jati
Bacha: Don ko pakarna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai
Dengi Virus - Funny SMS Jokes
Girl: Teri judai mai nend urti hai jan jati hai chen khota hai
Dil rota hai....
Boy: check karwa le beta dengi virus bhi aisa hi hota hai
Dil rota hai....
Boy: check karwa le beta dengi virus bhi aisa hi hota hai
Can I Touch Your Software - Adult SMS
Boy: can i touch your software
girl: first show me your hardware
boy: should i install it in your system
girl: cover it with antivirus and then install
girl: first show me your hardware
boy: should i install it in your system
girl: cover it with antivirus and then install
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