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Teach a Person-English Funny SMS
Give A Person A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day,
Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won't Bother You For Weeks
Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won't Bother You For Weeks
You cannot Bacteria without Microscope-English Funny SMS
Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria.
Pappu: Here It Is Sir.
Teacher: Where? You Haven't Drawn Anything.
Pappu: Sir, Can You See Bacteria Without Microscope ...
Pappu: Here It Is Sir.
Teacher: Where? You Haven't Drawn Anything.
Pappu: Sir, Can You See Bacteria Without Microscope ...
Wise and Wiser MAN-English Funny SMS
A WISE MAN Washes His Hand After He PEES.
But
A WISER MAN Doesn''t PEE On His Hand ...
But
A WISER MAN Doesn''t PEE On His Hand ...
Dhoka Diya tha jab tum ne-Poetry SMS
Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.....
Dil se main naraaz tha,
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,
Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.....
Thing to Remember in Life-Funny English SMS
Things To Remember In Life ...
"Love Your FRIENDS Not Their SISTERS"
And
"Love Your SISTERS Not Their FRIENDS"
"Love Your FRIENDS Not Their SISTERS"
And
"Love Your SISTERS Not Their FRIENDS"
You Need to Fart-Funny English SMS
U r on a bus & U need 2 fart.
But d music is really loud,
so U time Ur farts with d beats.
After a couple of songs,
U start 2 feel better as U approach Ur stop,
as U r leaving d bus,
People REALLY staring down at U n
that's when U realize
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U've been listening 2 Ur iPod !!
But d music is really loud,
so U time Ur farts with d beats.
After a couple of songs,
U start 2 feel better as U approach Ur stop,
as U r leaving d bus,
People REALLY staring down at U n
that's when U realize
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U've been listening 2 Ur iPod !!
Women never have anything to wear-English Funny SMS
* TRUTH *
"Women never have anything to wear.."
Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet.
You'll b answered every time,
"You just don't understand"
"Women never have anything to wear.."
Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet.
You'll b answered every time,
"You just don't understand"
The worst thing about censorship-English SMS Jokes
The Worst Thing About Censorship Is
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Guys Playing Cards-English Funny SMS
Guys playing cards
Guy1: I Promised my wife I’ll Not Play Cards anymore.
Guy2: Then what the hell are you doing now?
Guy1: I Never promised I Won’t Tell Lies.
Guy1: I Promised my wife I’ll Not Play Cards anymore.
Guy2: Then what the hell are you doing now?
Guy1: I Never promised I Won’t Tell Lies.
What ABCDEFG stands For-English Funny SMS
What ABCDEFG stands for?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
And GFEDCBA stands for what?
The reverse: Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.
And GFEDCBA stands for what?
The reverse: Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again
