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Days are too fast

Days are too Busy
Hours are too Few
Seconds are too Fast,
but there is always time for me to ask:
How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!

I wonder if you know


I wonder if you know,
How special you are,
I wonder if you know,
How precious you are,
I wonder if you know,
How lucky i am,
To have you in my life,
I love you so much.

Blood may forget to flow

Heart may forget to beat
Eyes may forget to blink
Blood may forget to flow
But I cant forget you to love
Because you are something special in my life!

A boy proposed a girl in new way


A boy proposed a girl in new way:-
Tu pudine ki chatni,
Main paneer tika.
Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT
Aur main tera MIKA…

Hamaare dil ke arman

Hamaare dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye.

Sometimes my mind asks

Sometimes my mind asks
Why? I miss u,
Why? I care 4 u,
Why? I remember u
Then my heart answered
Its simply bcoz you are a sweet friend!!

Awesome advice for new lovers

Never Ask For A Kiss, Just Take It.
Never Ask For A Hug, Just Give It.
Never Ask Do U Luv Me? Say I Luv U.
Never Say I Can't Live Without U, Say I Live For U

DO U LOVE MATH

DO U LOVE MATH?
IF SO.....LETZ ADD BED,SUBTRACT UR CLOTH,DIVIDE UR LEGZ.....AND MULTIPLY.......

Why Shud I B Sad

Boy Proposed 2 Girl,
She Rejctd
He Wsn't SAD
Frnds Askd: Dont U Hv Feelings?
Boy: Why Shud I B Sad?
I Lost 1 Who Never Luvd Me.
She Lost 1 Who Luvd Her The Most.

Interesting But True

Interesting But True:
Q. Kya Shadi Jannat Ka Darwaza Hai? A. Jee Haan! Magar Bahir Jany Ka....!! Q. Insan Apni Bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota Hai? A. Shadi K Din....!! Q. Kya Zubani Larai Mein Aurat Say Koi Jeet Sakta Hai? A. Jee Haan! Dusri...
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