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When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
"Best Years of My Life were spent in d Arms of a Woman who wasn't MY WIFE!"
Audience was in Shock & Silence
He added:SHE WAS MY MOTHER
Applause & Laughter!

MAN TO HIS FRIEND
"My wife died yesterday,
im trying to cry but tears are not coming out,
What to do?
FRIEND:
No problem, Just imagine she is coming back

without u my life is black not white
without u the world has no light
without u I cannot go left or right
without u i lose my sight
thank u my glasses

Look..
The moon is calling you.
See..
The stars are shining for you!
Listen..
The birds are singing to you!
Hear..
My heart says i miss you

let me introduce u to my world
let me take you to my world
let me send u to my heart
then u can see who is in my life
you will see ONLY one name
sure
it is your name
i love u

life can give us a hundred
reasons to cry but U can
give life a thousand reasons to smile!
Keep Smiling!......!

There........... is
another ....day
another ....way
another.... pray
another.... hope
another....... tear
another........ fear
another ........year
another .......smile
another........... mile
But
never
ever
another
YOU

my eyes miss you
my lips kiss you
my hands need you
my mind call you
my heart is just for you
my life full of you
my loveis you
every part of me
need to be with you