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Smells in the bedroom after marrage

Posted by: Adam, September 6, 9:46pm

In the bedroom after marriage

First three Months :
Perfume and Flowers
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After three years:
Baby, Powder,Cream, Lotion
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After 30 years:
Vicks & Tiger Baam and Medicines.

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Husband and wife are like liver and kidney

Posted by: Adam, August 1, 6:19pm

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney
Husband is liver and wife is the kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
But if the kidney fails, liver manages with the other kidney.

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Funny SMS Wife and husband will Die

Posted by: Adam, July 30, 9:00pm

Wife said : I will die
Husband replied: I will also die
Wife again : why will you die?
Husband said : because i cant bear the excitement when you die.

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Working for my family

Posted by: Adam, July 23, 7:13pm

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children

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Funny but true

Posted by: Adam, July 16, 10:51pm

A Successful Man Is 1 Who Makes More Money than His Wife Can Spent.. &
A Successful Women Is 1 Who Can Find Such A Man....

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday

Posted by: Adam, July 3, 11:01pm

Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

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I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me

Posted by: Adam, June 26, 5:30pm

Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.

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One woman vs Million soldiers

Posted by: Adam, April 30, 5:14am

It takes hundred peoples 2 build a building, thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank...
KAAMWALI.

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funny sms Two friends found their wife and girlfriend together

Posted by: Adam, April 16, 12:29am

Two friends stopped suddenly.
1st Friend: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Friend: Mine too.

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What is missing in H RT

Posted by: Adam, March 22, 5:12pm

What is missing in H__RT?
EA or U?
Pick EA & you will get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
I&apos pick U coz it's better to get hurt, Than have a heart without U

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