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  • Husband and wife are like liver and kidney

    Husband and wife are like liver and kidney
    Husband is liver and wife is the kidney.
    If liver fails, kidney fails.
    But if the kidney fails, liver manages with the other kidney.
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  • Funny SMS Wife and husband will Die

    Wife said : I will die
    Husband replied: I will also die
    Wife again : why will you die?
    Husband said : because i cant bear the excitement when you die.
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  • Working for my family

    Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
    1st: Who are u working 4 now?
    2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children
  • Funny but true

    A Successful Man Is 1 Who Makes More Money than His Wife Can Spent.. &
    A Successful Women Is 1 Who Can Find Such A Man....
  • What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday

    Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
    Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.
  • I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me

    Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
    Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.
  • One woman vs Million soldiers

    It takes hundred peoples 2 build a building, thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank...
    KAAMWALI.
  • funny sms Two friends found their wife and girlfriend together


    Two friends stopped suddenly.
    1st Friend: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
    2nd Friend: Mine too.
  • What is missing in H RT

    What is missing in H__RT?
    EA or U?
    Pick EA & you will get a heart!
    If u pick U, you will get hurt!
    I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt, Than have a heart without U
  • Me vs Boss

    When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
    When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
    When I don't do it, I am lazy,
    When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
    When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
    When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
    When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
    When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
    When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
    When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
    When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
    When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
    When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
    When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
    When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
    When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
    When I do well, My boss never remembers,
    When I do wrong, He never forgets
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