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In this category you will find a large cool collection of wife SMS. You can send these text messages to your wife and have fun. Also you can search through our search box for similar words such as Wife sms, Wife greeting sms, wife sayings, words of wife ... etc.
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Wifes dream
Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
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Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it
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Why the word WOMEN starts with W
No wonder why the word WOMEN starts with the letter ’W’
That is because all questions start with ’W’ !!
Why ?
Who ?
When ?
What ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
and Finally Wife !!
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Diplomatic answers are always needed
A husband (who forgot his wife’s birthday) said:
"How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?"
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When you feel embarrassed about something, a diplomatic answer is always helpful
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funny joke with wife vs husband
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: Really! but you probably did not realize that I am not reading the same newspaper each day! but a new one everyday
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Ooops)
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The value of wife
When a husband realizes the value of his wife, he adds value to himself.
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The 2 morst difficult things
The two most difficult things to achieve are:
1. To plant someone’s money in your pocket!
2. To plant your idea in someone’s head!!
The one who succeeds in both is ....
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a Wife !!
and the one who fails in both is a Husband!!
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Birthday SMS
Its a great feeling when you know
that there is someone likes you,
someone always think about you,
someone desperately needs you;
but it feels wayyy much better when
you know that someone
never ever ever forgets your birthday.
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Pray everyday and you will be thankful to god
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Father = Love + Fear
Mom = Love + Care
Brother = Love + Share
Sister = Love + Help
HUSBAND & WIFE = Love + Life
PRAYING = LOVE+FEAR+CARE+SHARE+HELP+LIFE
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Pray everyday and you will be thankful to god for such a wonderful life.
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Live Free or Die Hard
I didn’t mean to kill that guy
Why the gun just went off in my hand
Well; I caught him with my wife
And it cost that guy his life
I’d just got home from the company
And that guy was sittin’ where I am supposed to be!
Now he is up there in the sky and I am stuck with
Live Free or Die Hard.
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I carry your name in center of my heart wherever I go
Whatever I do,
However I travel,
Wherever I go,
I carry your name with me along the way,
in the safest place in center of my heart.
Love You For Ever!
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