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Husband and wife are like liver and kidney
Husband is liver and wife is the kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
But if the kidney fails, liver manages with the other kidney.

Wife said : I will die
Husband replied: I will also die
Wife again : why will you die?
Husband said : because i cant bear the excitement when you die.

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children

A Successful Man Is 1 Who Makes More Money than His Wife Can Spent.. &
A Successful Women Is 1 Who Can Find Such A Man....

Question: What is the most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Ans. Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.

Wife: Last night I saw a dream that you were buying jewelry for me.
Husband: Yes, I saw your dad paying the bill.

It takes hundred peoples 2 build a building, thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home! Let's Thank...
KAAMWALI.

Two friends stopped suddenly.
1st Friend: OMG! My wife and my girlfriend coming together.
2nd Friend: Mine too.

What is missing in H__RT?
EA or U?
Pick EA & you will get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt, Than have a heart without U

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets