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The Beauty of Math!
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1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
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1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
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9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
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1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.

Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!

DAILY DAWN:
CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAS BEEN LEAKED OUT.
Q) What is the Capital of France?
ON DEC 2009: Students write PARIS is the capital of France.
RESULT DAY: Students FAILED
EXAMINER COMMENT(With a Devil Laugh): Capital of France is "F".
CONCLUSION: Even If The paper Leaks Student cannot pass.

Class Rooms are Like a Train:
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1st Two Rows are Executive Coaches Reserved for VIP.
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Middle 3 are General Compartments.
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And
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Last 2 Are Sleeper Coaches.

LAMBI JUDAI
(Student ReMix)
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Chaar dino ka EXAM O Rabba,
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Lambi parhai, Lambi parhai,
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Parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na,
Parhne se jan meri jay hamesha,
Kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,
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Tution lagaya, Tution lagayaaa,
Soya raha mai classon me apni,
Teacher se roz roz pit ke me aaya,
Kitna pita hon sooj gaya hon,
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chalna phirna bhol gaya hon,
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4 dino ka EXAM Oo Rabba,
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lambi parhai lambi parhai..
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to all students....
(UOG) ZINda Bad

Agar Question Paper Tough Lagay.
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Ya Samajh Main Nahi Aaye To.
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Ek Gehri Saans Lo Aur...
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Zor Se Chillao:
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Kamino Fail He Karna Hai To Exam Kyon Lete Ho?

Kia aap k0 pata hay ??
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B00ks samnay rakh kar b na perh panay wali bemari ka nam kia hay ??
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LOVE
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TENTION
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NO
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It,s called
"BE-GHAIRTI"

Watan-e-Azeez ki Salamti k Liye Student ko
1 hafta kya?
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Ek saal Bhi Ghar Mai Bethna Parray To
Bhi is Qurbani k liye hum Tayyar Hain.
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From:
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.