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Life is like an exam without eraser. If you don’t study well, you fail.

Experience is really a tough teacher because it gives us the test first and then the lesson afterwards.

Never ask a lady about her age!
Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days ....
Never ask a student about his percentage ....
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Because it hurts !!!!

Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ??
Dad: of course not, why? !
Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! ... Thanks Dad

Some tips to study ...
Don’t study hard but study well;
Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too;
Don’t memorize, but understand fully;
Never call it difficult but a challenge;
Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn;
Never be sorry for not sleeping some days,
.....There’s lots of time to sleep when you die!

Scientist: statistics shows that students usually sleep more than the others ...
Student: yeha that is because our dreams are always BIG sir )

The shortest relationship in life is between students and books.
They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!!

A student didn’t know what to do
so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air
and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep
and if it stands on the edge I’ll study!

A simple Hi can make some 1 feel worthwhile,
A little silence can change things all over,
A simple NO! can hurt so much,
A small mistake can haunt you 4 the rest of your life,
A single memory can make u cry like crazy,
A word YES can change some1’s entire life,
A phrase I love you can make u feel u own the world,
And a text sms sent with so much love and care make some1’s Day!
So keep texting ! ...

CHANGING EXAM PATTERN
Year 1995 : Answer all questions.
Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question.
Year 2005 : Select the correct answer (A, B or C).
Year 2010 : Write either a or b.
Year 2015 : Please only read the questions.
Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming !!!