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  • Imagine you are living in a world of dinosaurs

     
    Teacher: Imagine you are living in a world of dinosaurs and suddenly you are surrounded by hungry dinosaurs, just waiting to feed on you. What do you do?
    Student: That is easy, I would just stop imagining right a way face-smile.png

     

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  • Life is like an exam without eraser

     
    Life is like an exam without eraser. If you don’t study well, you fail.

     

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  • Experience is really a tough teacher

     
    Experience is really a tough teacher because it gives us the test first and then the lesson afterwards.

     

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  • Never ask this question

     
    Never ask a lady about her age!
    Never ask a man about his salary!
    And now-a-days ....
    Never ask a student about his percentage ....
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    Because it hurts !!!! face-smile.png

     

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  • Will you punish me for something I didnt do

     
    Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ??
    Dad: of course not, why? ! face-smile.png
    Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! ... Thanks Dad face-smile.png

     

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  • Tips to study

     
    Some tips to study ...
    Don’t study hard but study well;
    Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too;
    Don’t memorize, but understand fully;
    Never call it difficult but a challenge;
    Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn;
    Never be sorry for not sleeping some days,
    .....There’s lots of time to sleep when you die!

     

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  • Scientist vs Student

     

    Scientist: statistics shows that students usually sleep more than the others ...
    Student: yeha that is because our dreams are always BIG sir face-smile.png )

     

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  • The shortest relationship

     
    The shortest relationship in life is between students and books.
    They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!! face-smile.png
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  • Funny student sms

     
    A student didn’t know what to do
    so he grabbed a coin Flipped it in the air
    and said Head I watch a movie, Tail I go to sleep
    and if it stands on the edge I’ll study! face-smile.png
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  • A simple Hi can make some 1s day

     
    A simple Hi can make some 1 feel worthwhile,
    A little silence can change things all over,
    A simple NO! can hurt so much,
    A small mistake can haunt you 4 the rest of your life,
    A single memory can make u cry like crazy,
    A word YES can change some1’s entire life,
    A phrase I love you can make u feel u own the world,
    And a text sms sent with so much love and care make some1’s Day!
    So keep texting ! ...
    face-smile.png

     

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