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Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.
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Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh.
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Nice To Meet You Miss Sorry.

1 sardar ki shaadi nhi ho rahi thi,
Wo mannat mangne gya,
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Wahan uski maa gum hogie.
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sardar bola: Ya Khuda Teri Khudai.
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Apni tay labbi ni abbay di v gawai:-

Sardar had a baby,
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Sardar; Bilkul meri jesi ankhyn hyn "choti choti"
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meri jesi nak hy "choti si"
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Wife baby ka pamper khol k boli:
"AITHAY KAKA NMBR LE GYA!

Ek Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin Phir jaa
k Uske Ghar Ek Beta Hua.
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Sardar ne Uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &
Not In Working Condition
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Because
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In Machine
When It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”

SARDAR Paper de raha tha...
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Larki: SARDAR GEE aap ki NaQal maar loon.
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SARDAR: Tum Meri Naqal maro main tumhari asal mein maroon ga..

Judge: Kiya ap wo jaga dikha sakty ho
Jahan Aapki BV k sath Rape hua?
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Sardar ne Apni BV ki Sarri uthai Underware neechay kiya aur bola
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ETHAY, MY LORD

Sardar k ghar mehman aaey huay thay
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Sardar:
Thanda peo ge ya garam?
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Mehman:
Thanda
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Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
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Mehmaan: Pepsi
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Sardar: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
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Mehmaan: Glass me.
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Sardar: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
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Mehmaan: Design wala
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Sardar: Lines wala ya flowers wala
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Mehman: Flowers wala
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Sardar: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala
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Mehman: Chambeli wala
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Sardar: Sorry Yaar hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay..

Friend: So, You are Distantly Related to the you next door family.
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Are you?
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Sardar: Yes, Their Dog is our Dog"s brother.