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  • Writing slowly because she can not read fast

     
    Sardar was writing something very slowly.
    Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?
    Sardar: Im writing to my 6 yr old daughter,
    he can not read very fast. face-smile.png
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  • Sardar ko Invitation mila

     
    Sardar ko invitation mila
    k
    party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
    Sardar party me pohncha
    To dekha
    k
    "
    "
    Logon ne
    pant
    aur shirt b pehni hui hy.

     

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  • Sardar SMS Jokes

     
    A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
    I Love U sister... face-smile.png
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  • Sardar Ji

     
    Ek Sardar Apni Maa ki Kameez or Baap ki Dhoti
    Pehen k Baazar Main Ghoom Raha Tha.
    1 Aadmi ne Pocha: Ye Konsa Fashion Hai?
    Sardar: "MUMMY DADDY Mahol" face-smile.png

     

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  • Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati

     
    Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai.
    Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
    Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
    Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua! face-smile.png

     

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  • Neela Underwear pehna hai

     
    Aik sardar ka boot phat gya usne Boot mochi ko
    Diya aor kha k es ko aisa siyo k Shakal nazar aaye,
    Mochi ne boot mein Shisha laga dia.
    1 larki sardar ki shop pe aaye to sardar ne boot us ki taango k neechay kia
    aor kha k ap ne neela underwear pehna hai,
    Larki heraan ho gai. Next day wo Red underwear pehn gai to sardar ne phir bta dia
    3rd day wo underwear pehn kar nahi aaye, jaisay he sardar ne boot rakha to bola :
    "oo tohadi pehn nu boot feir paat gya"

     

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  • Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun

     
    SANTA: "I Love U"
    Means Kya Hota H?
    GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
    SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"
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  • Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

     
    Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
    “Me sick, no work”
    Boss SMS back:
    “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
    2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
    “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

     

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  • Acha Sa Kapra Dikha Do

     
    Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
    SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
    Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,
    Yahi pe Dikha Do.

     

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  • Sardar Ka Interview // Pathan Funny SMS

     
    Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
    .
    PATHAN se:
    Q: Taleem?
    Ans:B.A
    .
    Q: Pakistan kb bna?
    .
    Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
    .
    Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
    Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
    .
    SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
    1- B.A,
    2- 1947,
    3- Geelani
    .
    ab SARDAR se.
    .
    Q: Naam?
    Ans:B.A
    .
    Q: Kab paida hoay?
    Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
    .
    Q: Baap ka naam?
    Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

     

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