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A Lie Detector-Santa Banta SMS

Posted by: Adam, June 30, 4:31am

Banta: Have you ever seen A lie detector?
Santa: Yes I married her....

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Taking Revenge

Posted by: Adam, June 29, 10:11am

Santa sitting on the roadside:
Banta asks y r u wasting time?
Santa: I'm taking revenge?
Banta: How?
Santa: Waqt ne mujhe barbad kia he, ab mein waqt ko barbad karta hun.

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Police or Ambulance

Posted by: Adam, June 26, 12:45am

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Santa Yaar Tujhe Bus

Posted by: Adam, June 21, 1:01am

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai

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While Walking in Highlands-Santabanta SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, June 15, 6:50am

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

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Santa Look a Thief-Santabanta SMS jokes

Posted by: Adam, June 15, 2:21am

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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Santa When I Get Mad-Santabanta SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, June 14, 2:17pm

Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
Santa: How does that help?
Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!

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Santa Meets His Friend-Santabanta SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, June 14, 2:12pm

Santa meets his friend Bunta!
Santa: A B, A B, A B, A B, A B...!
Banta: Oye, Iska Matlab?
Santa: Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

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Banta Have You Even Seen-Santabanta SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, June 14, 7:31am

Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Santa: Yes, I married her!

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Santa in Bangkok To Lady-Adult SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, June 13, 5:36am

Santa in Bangkok to Lady: How much 4 a hand job?
Lady: Rs.500, Do you want one?
Santa: No.. I was curious,, How much I Save when I do it myself.

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