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Sania Mirza Se Bat - Santa Banta SMS
Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
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Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
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Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
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Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
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Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
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Wrong Number..
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My Number is 41 - English Jokes
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
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Start.
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All Started Running Except Santa.
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Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?
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Santa: My No Is 4!
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Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai - Santa Banta SMS Jokes
Santa: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai,
Ladke Mar ke Bhoot Ban Jate Hain.
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Banta: Aur Ladkiyan?
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Santa: Chudail Ki Chudail rahti hai...
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Petrol Mehnga Ho Gaya
Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta?
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Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy.
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Santa: Petrol & SMS?
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Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km
Dur bike pr jana prta hy.
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Teri Maa Lagti Hai
Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti hai?
Driver: NO
santa: to kya behan lagti hai?
Driver: NO,Kuch nahi lagti.
Santa: to Bhenchod Chadne kyu nahi deta…
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Jab Mai Mar Jaun-Funny Adult Jokes
Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to
samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
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Teri Antim Ichha
Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..
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Logon Ne Peeta-Santa banta Jokes
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta!
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Qabristan Ke Gate Par
Santa: Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne Pr bohat mara.
Batna: Social Work?
Santa: Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr Welcome ka board lagaya tha.
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New Bride Preeto
Banta to his new bride Preeto,
Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to Live on my small income?
Preeto: Of course dear, no trouble. But what will you live on?
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