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  • a word that has more than 100 letters

     
    Manager asked Santa at an interview.
    Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
    Santa: POST BOX

     

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  • Do I look like a foreigner

     
    After returning back from a foreign trip,
    Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
    Wife: No! Why?
    Santa: In London, a lady asked me `Are you a foreigner`?

     

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  • You are trying to see my wife

     
    When Santa was traveling with his wife in a cab, he saw the driver adjust the mirror.
    Santa shouted: You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.

     

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  • Color of Orange is orange

     
    Teacher: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?
    Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

     

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  • Do you know MS Office

     
    Santa at an interview in an IT Company.
    Manager: Do you know MS Office?
    Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.

     

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  • it is Black and White

     
    Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
    Santa: ZEBRA.
    Teacher: How?
    Santa: Because it is Black and White.

     

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  • Except For Algebra // Santa Banta SMS

     
    Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.
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    Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?
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    Santa: No! I didnt take Algebra. face-smile.png

     

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  • In an Interview

     
    In an interview,
    Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

     

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  • One Good News

     
    Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
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    Good News is That:
    Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
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    Banta: Aur Bad News?
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    Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha.

     

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  • Wo Ladki Deaf

     
    Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
    Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
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    Santa: Kaise?
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    Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
    to woh boli "Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain"

     

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