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a word that has more than 100 letters
Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX
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Do I look like a foreigner
After returning back from a foreign trip,
Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London, a lady asked me `Are you a foreigner`?
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You are trying to see my wife
When Santa was traveling with his wife in a cab, he saw the driver adjust the mirror.
Santa shouted: You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
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Color of Orange is orange
Teacher: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
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Do you know MS Office
Santa at an interview in an IT Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir.
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it is Black and White
Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in the world?
Santa: ZEBRA.
Teacher: How?
Santa: Because it is Black and White.
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Except For Algebra // Santa Banta SMS
Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.
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Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?
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Santa: No! I didnt take Algebra.
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In an Interview
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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One Good News
Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
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Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
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Banta: Aur Bad News?
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Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha.
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Wo Ladki Deaf
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
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Santa: Kaise?
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Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli "Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain"
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