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  • Bully Shah

     
    Bully Shah..
    Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai.
    Agg pani da jor v koi nai.
    Changa j hove te iko kafi ay.
    Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai.

     

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  • Lady Ko Rate // Punjabi Adult SMS

     
    "1 kapray wala aik lady ko rate btata hai B.B,dopaty vicho sanu kuj nai labda,Kamez vichon fer v do lab jande ne,Shalwar vich tay sanu pallayon pana painda a.."

     

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  • Chumi Le Li // Punjabi Funny SMS

     
    A Man has 2 Parrots,
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    Aik Din 1 Totay ne Doosry ki Chumi lay li...
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    Os Aadmi ne Saza k tor par Totay ki Tind kar di,
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    Kuch Din baad Osi Aadmi k Ghar MEHFIL-e-NAAT thi,
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    To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Welcome k liye Darwazy pe Bitha dia,
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    Kuch dair baad Os Aadmi ne Aa k dekha sab andar Aa gaye hain,
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    Lekin Ganjay Aadmi bahir hain,
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    To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Kaha k Inhein kyun nahi andar Aanay dia,
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    Tota Bola:
    "Leniyaan CHUMIYAAN,TAY AANA MEHFILAN TAY".. Ay bahir he thek ne....@

     

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  • Maa Da Viyah // Punjabi Funny SMS

     
    TEACHER:-
    .
    Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota??
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    .
    .
    PAPPU:-
    .
    Zardari di Maa da Viyah...

     

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  • Kise Anni Da / Send Me SMS

     
    Student: sar ye "kise anni da" kiya hota hai?? Teacher: "kise anni da" wo dost hota hai,, jisko jitne bi sms karo to wo reply nahi karta....!

     

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  • Doctor to Sheikh / Punjabi Sheikh SMS

     
    Doctor 2 Sheikh: Ap k bachay ki taang katni pry ge...
    Sheikh pareshan ho gya or kaha,
    Pehly dasna si main ainoo navee juti na ly k denda...

     

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  • Sarson Da Sag / Punjabi Miss U Quotes

     
    O Meri Mkai di Roti,
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    Mere Srson De Sag,
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    Mere Suji De Halwe,
    .
    Mere Lsi de Glas,
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    Te Aam De Achaar,
    .
    Na msg na mis cal,
    .
    Kithe Ho Sarkar,
    .
    "I Miss U" Yar.

     

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  • Ek Aurat Ke Ghar / Punjabi Funny SMS

     
    Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya,
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    Wo Gas office gae aur manager se kaha,
    .
    "Na menu inna bil bhej dta, mai ki dozakh nu pipe dita ae" ?

     

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  • Urdu VS Punjabi / Full Adult SMS Jokes

     
    Urdu Vs punjabi
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    1)bhai jan ap mujhe preshan kr rhe ho.
    Yaar tu ki bond leni kiti aa.
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    2) Maine ap ko kya keh diya hai?
    MAI Kera teri bund marli aa.
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    3) Mai abi apko theek karta hon,
    Daina mein teri pain nu Lun.
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    4) Yeh sab kisne kiya?
    Aa kine bond diti aa.
    .
    5) Mai apko pasnd nahi karta
    Mai teri bund v ni marda.
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    6)apne jana hai to jaen
    Phudi maa di ch wr.
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    7)ap mre sth fre q ho rhe ho.
    Lun te q chri jana.
    .
    8)Ap bohat chalak insan ho.
    Tu bra pain yak ean.

     

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  • Chaudhary ne Finance // Funny Quotes

     
    Chaudhary ne Fiance ko Apni Picture Bheji:
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    Pic Kheenchty huye 1 Donkey ki B Photo Main Aa Gaya.
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    Chaudhary ne Ehtiyatan Likha:
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    Sarah Janoo! Photo Peji Aye,
    Te Khabbey Paasey Mei Aan!

     

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