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Bully Shah..
Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai.
Agg pani da jor v koi nai.
Changa j hove te iko kafi ay.
Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai.

"1 kapray wala aik lady ko rate btata hai B.B,dopaty vicho sanu kuj nai labda,Kamez vichon fer v do lab jande ne,Shalwar vich tay sanu pallayon pana painda a.."

A Man has 2 Parrots,
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Aik Din 1 Totay ne Doosry ki Chumi lay li...
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Os Aadmi ne Saza k tor par Totay ki Tind kar di,
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Kuch Din baad Osi Aadmi k Ghar MEHFIL-e-NAAT thi,
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To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Welcome k liye Darwazy pe Bitha dia,
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Kuch dair baad Os Aadmi ne Aa k dekha sab andar Aa gaye hain,
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Lekin Ganjay Aadmi bahir hain,
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To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Kaha k Inhein kyun nahi andar Aanay dia,
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Tota Bola:
"Leniyaan CHUMIYAAN,TAY AANA MEHFILAN TAY".. Ay bahir he thek ne....@

TEACHER:-
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Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota??
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PAPPU:-
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Zardari di Maa da Viyah...

Student: sar ye "kise anni da" kiya hota hai?? Teacher: "kise anni da" wo dost hota hai,, jisko jitne bi sms karo to wo reply nahi karta....!

Doctor 2 Sheikh: Ap k bachay ki taang katni pry ge...
Sheikh pareshan ho gya or kaha,
Pehly dasna si main ainoo navee juti na ly k denda...

O Meri Mkai di Roti,
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Mere Srson De Sag,
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Mere Suji De Halwe,
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Mere Lsi de Glas,
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Te Aam De Achaar,
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Na msg na mis cal,
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Kithe Ho Sarkar,
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"I Miss U" Yar.

Ek aurat k ghar Gas ka bil boht ziada a gya,
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Wo Gas office gae aur manager se kaha,
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"Na menu inna bil bhej dta, mai ki dozakh nu pipe dita ae" ?

Urdu Vs punjabi
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1)bhai jan ap mujhe preshan kr rhe ho.
Yaar tu ki bond leni kiti aa.
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2) Maine ap ko kya keh diya hai?
MAI Kera teri bund marli aa.
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3) Mai abi apko theek karta hon,
Daina mein teri pain nu Lun.
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4) Yeh sab kisne kiya?
Aa kine bond diti aa.
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5) Mai apko pasnd nahi karta
Mai teri bund v ni marda.
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6)apne jana hai to jaen
Phudi maa di ch wr.
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7)ap mre sth fre q ho rhe ho.
Lun te q chri jana.
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8)Ap bohat chalak insan ho.
Tu bra pain yak ean.

Chaudhary ne Fiance ko Apni Picture Bheji:
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Pic Kheenchty huye 1 Donkey ki B Photo Main Aa Gaya.
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Chaudhary ne Ehtiyatan Likha:
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Sarah Janoo! Photo Peji Aye,
Te Khabbey Paasey Mei Aan!