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’’They say:’’
A slip of the tongue is the bane of any politician’s life,
’’in fact’’
The tongue can be the bane of anyone’s life !!
The tongue can hurt feelings, tells lies, speaks evil, and even kills!
it is the worst part of human flesh if it’s misused!.

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
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A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
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2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
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A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey

Voting Is Must:
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Nargis Ziyada Besharam Hai Ya Zard_at_ri?
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If Nargis Then Add 1 into "N"
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And
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If Zard_at_ri Then Add 1 into "Z"
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N = 24
Z = 98585937
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Add Kar K Fwd Karo.

TEACHER:-
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Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota??
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PAPPU:-
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Zardari di Maa da Viyah...

FATWA Sharef
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(MOLANA
Fazal-Ur-RahmAn)
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Apse"Guzarish"hy
k
ZONG
ka"NETWORK
Mat"use"kren
OR
Na"hi
Apni"SIM
ZONG"me
CONVERT"karwaen
Q K
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ZONG"walon"ne
Musalmano"ko
Boht"bara
Dhoka"dia"hy
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Unho"ne
Apni
ADVERTISEMENT"
Me"jitni"Bhi
LARkiON"k
NO's
Bataye"hain
Wo"Sab
BAND"hain
.
Me"Check
kr"ChukA"hOon
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(Molana)

Ap se
1
Special
Bat
Krni he
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Koi
Pas
To nhi
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Zra akely ho
Jao
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Or
Kisi
Ko
Na
btana
Wrna
Koi
B
Msla
Bn
Skta he
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Ghor
Se suno
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"Cheeni hai ap k pass?

"Kerry lugar bill."
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1: Army will not interfere in politics
2. Army"s major postings wil be approved by US
3. There wil not be restrictions to US citizens in pak. (black water)
4. There wil be acess of US to any person related to nuclear energy (Dr A Q khan)
5. Aid wil b given to persons, not pak government.
6. I.S.I wil b under American joint cheif of staff
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Lets oppose slavery! Lets educate everyone!

1- hmara sadar sb 114 arab USD ka malik ha.
2- Nawaz Sharif 104 arab USD ka malik ha
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jab k ham sirf 15 arab 10 years k lye America se bheek maang kar apna mulk dao per laga rahain hain..
Agar Zardari sb 114 ma se 15 arab or Nawaz sharif 104 ma se sirf 15 arab is mulk ko de dain tu hamain 20 saal tak bheek na mangna parey.
Forward it
kehny main kya harj hai.
Agar k0i nahy suny ga to hum kehty rahy gain nd keep protesting against kerry luggar bill...!!

Meri Khaali Jaib ko Meri Ghareebi Na Samajh Faraz....
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Agar Khauf-e-Khuda Na Hota To Main Bhi MONCHHON WALA KUTTA HOTA.
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Samajh To Gaye Ho Na?

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,
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Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.
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Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.
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Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho.