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  • If somebody wants to bring you down

     
    If somebody wants to bring you down that means you are above them face-smile.png

     

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  • tongue can be the worst part of human

     
    ’’They say:’’
    A slip of the tongue is the bane of any politician’s life,
    ’’in fact’’
    The tongue can be the bane of anyone’s life !!
    The tongue can hurt feelings, tells lies, speaks evil, and even kills!
    it is the worst part of human flesh if it’s misused!.

     

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  • D For Dhamakey / Politics Jokes

     
    2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.
    .
    A for Apple
    B for Banana
    C for Cat
    D for Dog
    .
    .
    2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
    .
    A for Aata
    B for Bijli
    C for Cheeni
    D for Dhamakey face-smile.png

     

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  • Voting is Must / Politics SMS Jokes

     
    Voting Is Must:
    .
    Nargis Ziyada Besharam Hai Ya Zard_at_ri?
    .
    If Nargis Then Add 1 into "N"
    .
    And
    .
    If Zard_at_ri Then Add 1 into "Z"
    .
    .
    .
    N = 24
    Z = 98585937
    .
    Add Kar K Fwd Karo.

     

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  • Maa Da Viyah // Punjabi Funny SMS

     
    TEACHER:-
    .
    Woh kon sa Event tha jo na hota tou Pakistan khush haal hota??
    .
    .
    .
    PAPPU:-
    .
    Zardari di Maa da Viyah...

     

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  • Fatwa Shareef / Politics SMS Jokes

     
    FATWA Sharef
    .
    (MOLANA
    Fazal-Ur-RahmAn
    )
    .
    Apse"Guzarish"hy
    k
    ZONG
    ka"NETWORK
    Mat"use"kren
    OR
    Na"hi
    Apni"SIM
    ZONG"me
    CONVERT"karwaen
    Q K
    .
    ZONG"walon"ne
    Musalmano"ko
    Boht"bara
    Dhoka"dia"hy
    .
    Unho"ne
    Apni
    ADVERTISEMENT"
    Me"jitni"Bhi
    LARkiON"k
    NO's
    Bataye"hain
    Wo"Sab
    BAND"hain
    .
    Me"Check
    kr"ChukA"hOon
    .
    (Molana)

     

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  • Aik Zaroori Bat / Urdu SMS Jokes

     
    Ap se
    1
    Special
    Bat
    Krni he
    .
    Koi
    Pas
    To nhi
    .
    Zra akely ho
    Jao
    .
    Or
    Kisi
    Ko
    Na
    btana
    Wrna
    Koi
    B
    Msla
    Bn
    Skta he
    .
    Ghor
    Se suno
    .
    .
    .
    "Cheeni hai ap k pass?

     

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  • Kerry Lugar Bill

     
    "Kerry lugar bill."
    .
    1: Army will not interfere in politics
    2. Army"s major postings wil be approved by US
    3. There wil not be restrictions to US citizens in pak. (black water)
    4. There wil be acess of US to any person related to nuclear energy (Dr A Q khan)
    5. Aid wil b given to persons, not pak government.
    6. I.S.I wil b under American joint cheif of staff
    .
    Lets oppose slavery! Lets educate everyone!

     

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  • Protesting Against Kerry Luggar Bill

     
    1- hmara sadar sb 114 arab USD ka malik ha.
    2- Nawaz Sharif 104 arab USD ka malik ha
    .
    jab k ham sirf 15 arab 10 years k lye America se bheek maang kar apna mulk dao per laga rahain hain..
    Agar Zardari sb 114 ma se 15 arab or Nawaz sharif 104 ma se sirf 15 arab is mulk ko de dain tu hamain 20 saal tak bheek na mangna parey.
    Forward it
    kehny main kya harj hai.
    Agar k0i nahy suny ga to hum kehty rahy gain nd keep protesting against kerry luggar bill...!!

     

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  • Faraz Funny SMS - Monchon Wala Kutta

     
    Meri Khaali Jaib ko Meri Ghareebi Na Samajh Faraz....
    .
    .
    .
    Agar Khauf-e-Khuda Na Hota To Main Bhi MONCHHON WALA KUTTA HOTA.
    .
    Samajh To Gaye Ho Na?

     

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