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Dopehar Ko Naswar - Pathan Funny SMS

Posted by: Adam, September 14, 12:06pm

1 Pathan Ramzan Main Dopehar ko Naswar laga rha tha,
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2nd Pathan: Abe ye kya! tera roza nahi hai?
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1st Pathan: Hai! Par itna Kamzor nahi jo Naswar se Toot jayega.

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Pathan and Molvi - Pathan Sexy SMS

Posted by: Adam, September 13, 8:49am

Pathan:Molvi sahb 1 masla malom karna hy
Kia larrkion ko chup chup k dekhne se gunah milta hai?
Molvi: pata nhi lekin main ehtyatan astaghfar parrh leta hun

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Rakshaw Loonga - Pathan SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, September 13, 8:39am

Air hostes to pathan in plane khan sahb ap kia lainge
pathan.
Me neeche uter kar rakshaw loonga

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Dobtay Howay - Pathan Funny SMS

Posted by: Adam, September 13, 7:38am

Phatan ne darya me dobtay howy 1 bachy ko bacha lia
Or thori der bad dubara phenk dya
Kisi ne kha ye kya kia?
Phatan: purani kahawat ha
"Neki kar dariya ma dal"

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Pyaar Subha Sham

Posted by: Adam, September 13, 7:38am

Kare woh pyaar shubha shaam zaruri to nahi
Har chahaat ka ho sahi Anjaam Zaruri to nahi
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Pyaar to pyaar hai chahe chhup-chhup he kare,
Log Charche kare Saare-aam zaruri to nahi,

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Pehla Tohfa Hai - Pathan SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, September 10, 3:58am

1 Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana
Doctor Banne K Bad Us Ne Phla Operation Kia
Operation Theater Se Nikal Kr Kehta Hy
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Ya Allah pehla tohfa behja hai kabol krna...

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Aik Pathan Malaria Se - Pathan SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, September 9, 12:33pm

Aik Pathan Malaria se Kaanp raha tha:
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Doctor: Aaya or Pucha kia huwa hai?
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Uske bete ne kaha: Bemaari ka to pata nahi!
Par Abba subha se "Vibration" pe lage huye hain.

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Ek Pathan Bus Mai - Pathan Funny SMS

Posted by: Adam, September 7, 1:40pm

Ek pathan bus me jarha tha,
saamney bethi aurat apny bachy ko bar bar bol rhi thi jaldi ye biscuit khalo warna me un uncle ko dydun ge.
pathan tang a kar bola"
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O khala jaldi faisla kro hum 4 stop aagay aa gaya hay.

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Funny SMS - Pathan was Waiting

Posted by: Adam, September 7, 7:54am

Pathan was waiting 4 Train with His Wife
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Train Aai, Uper Likha Tha "Khyber Mail"
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Pathan Bhag kar Charh gaya. Aur Biwi se kaha:
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Jab "Khyber Female" Aye To Tm b Charh Jana.

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Sent Message Kya

Posted by: Adam, September 5, 5:20am

Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?
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Dosra pathan: khocha tm to bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message..

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