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Live Free or Die Hard

Posted by: Adam, November 24, 9:07pm

I didn’t mean to kill that guy
Why the gun just went off in my hand
Well; I caught him with my wife
And it cost that guy his life
I’d just got home from the company
And that guy was sittin’ where I am supposed to be!
Now he is up there in the sky and I am stuck with
Live Free or Die Hard.

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When a man opens a car door for his wife

Posted by: juli, October 22, 9:44pm

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it is either he has a new car or a new wife....

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A successful man makes more money than his wife can spend

Posted by: juli, October 22, 9:41pm

A successful man is the one who makes more money than his wife can spend and A successful woman is the one who can find such a man...

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The advantage of marriage

Posted by: juli, October 22, 9:36pm

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in love again and again.

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Marriage is give & take

Posted by: juli, September 26, 10:00pm

Marriage is give & take. You would better give it to her or she will take it anyway..

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Happy Unmarried Life

Posted by: Adam, August 13, 9:41pm

Love is like a long sweet dream
& marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dream until your
alarm wakes U up.
Happy Unmarried Life.

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7 Glances= 1 Smile

Posted by: Adam, March 22, 4:34pm

7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

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Aurat Dosri Se, Marriage SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, November 16, 7:49am

1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
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2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
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1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon.

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A Public Toilet / Marriage SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, November 16, 7:32am

Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
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Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In
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And
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Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out.

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Haath Me Hukumat / Husband Wife Jokes

Posted by: Adam, November 12, 12:06pm

HUSBAND:
Agr mere HAATH me HUKUMAT
ho to me
MULK
ki TAQDEER badal don..
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WIFE:
Tum PEHLE APNI SHALWAR
badal lo SUBAH se ULTI pehni howi he,,,,

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