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  • Will you punish me for something I didnt do

     
    Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ??
    Dad: of course not, why? ! face-smile.png
    Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! ... Thanks Dad face-smile.png

     

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  • boy with a careless girl

     
    Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
    Girl: Ha Ha face-smile.png
    Boy: I will die for u !!
    Girl: Ha Ha ha
    Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u face-smile.png
    Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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    Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha tongue.png

     

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  • Wifes dream

     
    Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
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    Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it face-smile.png

     

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  • Why the word WOMEN starts with W

     
    No wonder why the word WOMEN starts with the letter ’W’
    That is because all questions start with ’W’ !!
    Why ?
    Who ?
    When ?
    What ?
    Which ?
    Whom ?
    Where ?
    and Finally Wife !!

     

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  • A funny sms from a late student

     

    Teacher: Why are you so late?
    Student: There was someone who lost a hundred dollar bill!
    Teacher: Oh, that is nice. Were you helping him to find it?
    Student: No, I was standing on it face-smile.png
    face-smile.png

     

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  • Valentine card

     
    funny sms ...
    Boy to Shopkeeper: Hi, I am looking for valentine card written on it
    "YOU ARE ONLY MY 1ST AND LAST LOVE"
    Shopkeeper: Yes, We have this ....
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    Boy: Ok, Please give me 3 of those cards face-smile.png

     

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  • Twin brothers

     
    A student sends his twin brother to the class, instead of him face-smile.png
    Biology Teacher 2 the twin: What is the use of human ears?
    The twin: they hold your glasses up sir face-smile.png
    ...then the teacher asked a more difficult question: What is the use of eyebrows?
    but he still answered ...
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    Without them you would not be able to make the...... Huh!? face-smile.png )))

     

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  • Just let me count

     
    Husband to Wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
    Wife stays silent for a bit ……
    Husband wondering: why you silent....??
    Wife : just let me count darling ... face-smile.png )

     

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  • If u r reading this send me ur smiles

     
    If u r crying, send me ur tears;
    If u r sleeping, send me ur dreams.
    If u r happy, send me ur laughs.
    If u r reading this send me ur smiles face-smile.png

     

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  • Fighting for a seat

     
    Two ladies were fighting for a seat in a tourist bus ...
    Bus driver: stop fighting, the older one should sit here
    Both looked at each other & after a bit of time the fighting stopped
    and the seat remained empty face-smile.png face-smile.png

     

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