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im trying to cry but
MAN TO HIS FRIEND
"My wife died yesterday,
im trying to cry but tears are not coming out,
What to do?
FRIEND:
No problem, Just imagine she is coming backPosted In | Funny SMSCan U swim
British:Can U swim?
Pthn:No
British: Dog is Better than u bcz It Swims
Pthn:Can u swim?
British: Yes
Pthn
en wts d Differenc btwn u & DogsPosted In | Funny SMSRemember
I remember the park
I remember the grass
I remember the time
you grabed my ass.
JessicaPosted In | Funny SMSIf you have too much money
Money will buy a bed but not sleep,
food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness.
You see, money is not everything.
Therefore, if you have too much,
please send it to me ASAP!!!!
Posted In | Funny SMSNot much dad
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it …Posted In | Funny SMSPrincipal 2 Students
Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!Posted In | Funny SMSUr Life Shud Be 654321
Ur Life Shud Be 654321
6-Digit Salary
5-Bedroom Apartment
4-Wheel Drive
3-Servants
2-Cute Children
1-One SweetheartPosted In | Funny SMSFunny sms i look down and asy Ooops
i want to tell u that our
friendship means alot to me..
u smile, i smile..
u cry, i cry..
u jump out of the window,
i look down and asy: Ooops
