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  • Imagine you are living in a world of dinosaurs

     
    Teacher: Imagine you are living in a world of dinosaurs and suddenly you are surrounded by hungry dinosaurs, just waiting to feed on you. What do you do?
    Student: That is easy, I would just stop imagining right a way face-smile.png

     

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  • I am different

     
    Some laugh at me because they think I am different; I laugh at them because I think they are all the same face-smile.png

     

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  • New Relationship

     
    I kinda find it funny that any new relationship is pretty much like a new pair of shoes where we need to walk around for sometime to find out if it is really comfortable.

     

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  • Food vs Fat

     
    My life is a painful battle between my love to FOOD and not gaining WEIGHT. Funny but true face-smile.png

     

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  • funny joke

     
    1st friend: hey can i use your mobile to call my girlfriend!
    2nd friend: yeha sure just hit redial face-smile.png

     

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  • Never ask this question

     
    Never ask a lady about her age!
    Never ask a man about his salary!
    And now-a-days ....
    Never ask a student about his percentage ....
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    Because it hurts !!!! face-smile.png

     

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  • What you know about humor

     
    All I know about humor is that I do not know anything about it.

     

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  • Funny indian joke

     
    Boss: Where were u born?
    Sardar: India
    Boss: ok, which part?
    Sardar: what do you mean by ’which part’? ... the Whole body was born in India face-smile.png

     

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  • Will you punish me for something I didnt do

     
    Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ??
    Dad: of course not, why? ! face-smile.png
    Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! ... Thanks Dad face-smile.png

     

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  • boy with a careless girl

     
    Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
    Girl: Ha Ha face-smile.png
    Boy: I will die for u !!
    Girl: Ha Ha ha
    Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u face-smile.png
    Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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    Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha tongue.png

     

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