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Funny indian joke
Boss: Where were u born?
Sardar: India
Boss: ok, which part?
Sardar: what do you mean by ’which part’? ... the Whole body was born in India
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Will you punish me for something I didnt do
Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ??
Dad: of course not, why? !
Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! ... Thanks Dad
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boy with a careless girl
Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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Wifes dream
Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
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Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it
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Why the word WOMEN starts with W
No wonder why the word WOMEN starts with the letter ’W’
That is because all questions start with ’W’ !!
Why ?
Who ?
When ?
What ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
and Finally Wife !!
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A funny sms from a late student
Teacher: Why are you so late?
Student: There was someone who lost a hundred dollar bill!
Teacher: Oh, that is nice. Were you helping him to find it?
Student: No, I was standing on it
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Valentine card
funny sms ...
Boy to Shopkeeper: Hi, I am looking for valentine card written on it
"YOU ARE ONLY MY 1ST AND LAST LOVE"
Shopkeeper: Yes, We have this ....
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Boy: Ok, Please give me 3 of those cards
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Twin brothers
A student sends his twin brother to the class, instead of him
Biology Teacher 2 the twin: What is the use of human ears?
The twin: they hold your glasses up sir
...then the teacher asked a more difficult question: What is the use of eyebrows?
but he still answered ...
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Without them you would not be able to make the...... Huh!?)))
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Just let me count
Husband to Wife: Did you have any boyfriend before our marriage?
Wife stays silent for a bit ……
Husband wondering: why you silent....??
Wife : just let me count darling ...)
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If u r reading this send me ur smiles
If u r crying, send me ur tears;
If u r sleeping, send me ur dreams.
If u r happy, send me ur laughs.
If u r reading this send me ur smiles
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