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  • When you can see things others cannot

     
    When you can see things others cannot see, then there are two possible situations where we either think you are right and we call you genius, or we think you are wrong and we call you mentally ill face-smile.png

     

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  • Life is too short to be anything but happy

     
    Be crazy. Be strange. Be silly. Be weird. Be unique. Be whatever that makes you happy. Because life is too short to be anything but happy.

     

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  • Be a little bit nasty

     
    Never trashy ...
    Always keep it classy ...
    With a little bit nasty face-smile.png face-wink.png

     

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  • Twice a year vacation

     
    Funny sms: I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year face-smile.png

     

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  • Imagine you are living in a world of dinosaurs

     
    Teacher: Imagine you are living in a world of dinosaurs and suddenly you are surrounded by hungry dinosaurs, just waiting to feed on you. What do you do?
    Student: That is easy, I would just stop imagining right a way face-smile.png

     

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  • I am different

     
    Some laugh at me because they think I am different; I laugh at them because I think they are all the same face-smile.png

     

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  • New Relationship

     
    I kinda find it funny that any new relationship is pretty much like a new pair of shoes where we need to walk around for sometime to find out if it is really comfortable.

     

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  • Food vs Fat

     
    My life is a painful battle between my love to FOOD and not gaining WEIGHT. Funny but true face-smile.png

     

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  • funny joke

     
    1st friend: hey can i use your mobile to call my girlfriend!
    2nd friend: yeha sure just hit redial face-smile.png

     

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  • Never ask this question

     
    Never ask a lady about her age!
    Never ask a man about his salary!
    And now-a-days ....
    Never ask a student about his percentage ....
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    Because it hurts !!!! face-smile.png

     

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