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New Relationship
I kinda find it funny that any new relationship is pretty much like a new pair of shoes where we need to walk around for sometime to find out if it is really comfortable.
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Food vs Fat
My life is a painful battle between my love to FOOD and not gaining WEIGHT. Funny but true
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funny joke
1st friend: hey can i use your mobile to call my girlfriend!
2nd friend: yeha sure just hit redial
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Never ask this question
Never ask a lady about her age!
Never ask a man about his salary!
And now-a-days ....
Never ask a student about his percentage ....
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Because it hurts !!!!
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What you know about humor
All I know about humor is that I do not know anything about it.
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Funny indian joke
Boss: Where were u born?
Sardar: India
Boss: ok, which part?
Sardar: what do you mean by ’which part’? ... the Whole body was born in India
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Will you punish me for something I didnt do
Son: Dad, will you punish me for something that I did not do ??
Dad: of course not, why? !
Son: That is great ’cause I did not do my homework!! ... Thanks Dad
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boy with a careless girl
Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
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Wifes dream
Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
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Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it
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Why the word WOMEN starts with W
No wonder why the word WOMEN starts with the letter ’W’
That is because all questions start with ’W’ !!
Why ?
Who ?
When ?
What ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
and Finally Wife !!
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