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A teacher asked his student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting a successful business?
Students: "Father in law".

Some tips to study ...
Don’t study hard but study well;
Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too;
Don’t memorize, but understand fully;
Never call it difficult but a challenge;
Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn;
Never be sorry for not sleeping some days,
.....There’s lots of time to sleep when you die!

Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??”
“Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”

The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper..
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After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam..
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After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz...

Father:Nalaik paros ki larki ko dekh wo 1st aai hy.
Sonr kitna dekhon usi ko to dekh dekh k fail ho gia hun.