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There have been many times in previous month,
When I disturbed you,
Troubled you
Teased you
Irritated you,
but,
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Today I just wanted to tell you,
I plan to continue it in this month as well.
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Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

Husband and wife are like liver and kidney
Husband is liver and wife is the kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
But if the kidney fails, liver manages with the other kidney.

Wife said : I will die
Husband replied: I will also die
Wife again : why will you die?
Husband said : because i cant bear the excitement when you die.

1 tree can start a forest; 1 smile can start a friendship; 1 touch can show u care; 1 friend can make life worth living for.

SHETAN” ne poocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do
Apun usko tang krega! ¥
me ne APka number diya to SHETAN bola abay
marwaye ga kya??v
Ye to BOSS ka number ha

Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms.
Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she shall want me all the time.Better give me the 12s pack.
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At dinner,b4 eating with her parents,he begins to pray and continues with his head down 4 several minutes.
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Girl:u nevr told me that u'r such a religious person.
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Boy:&u nevr told me that ur father's a pharmacist!

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
A young boy came to him and asked the time.
Old man refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Old man said if i tell you the time, Read More...

In an art gallery a couple see picture oF a girl coverd by leaF.
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Husband keeps watching.
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WiFe:Ab agey chalein ya Patt-Jhar ka intezar kar lein!!?

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
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Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
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Always KISS a SChool teacher and she wil say repeat it 5 TIMES DAILY