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Is it true that the word STUDYING was derived from STUdents DYING?

Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
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After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too!

He told me "Never say never!"
But he just said never....twice?

The Earth without the "art" part is just "Eh".
and the Pleasure without the "plea" part is ....

Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don't fly!

Finding you was not easy at all…
but it sure was worth the search!
Finally something worth it!!
Love You!

Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...

Never miss an opportunity to say "I love you" to someone you really really like say it directly or indirectly, coz it is not everyday you will meet the person who has the magic power to let you fall in love with.
Good Luck with finding the right person.

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while...

A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.