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  • one small thing but it means alot

    1 tree can start a forest; 1 smile can start a friendship; 1 touch can show u care; 1 friend can make life worth living for.
  • Boy 2 Pharmacist / English Funny SMS

    Boy 2 pharmacist: I need condoms.
    Pharmacist:v sell them in packs of 3, 9 &12. Which 1 u want?
    Boy:The girl is hot.We are having dinner with her parents & then going out. Once she has me, she shall want me all the time.Better give me the 12s pack.
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    At dinner,b4 eating with her parents,he begins to pray and continues with his head down 4 several minutes.
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    Girl:u nevr told me that u'r such a religious person.
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    Boy:&u nevr told me that ur father's a pharmacist!
  • She is Beautiful

    Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.
    A young boy came to him and asked the time.
    Old man refused to tell the time.
    Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.
    Boy asked the reason?
    Old man said if i tell you the time, Read More...
  • Girl Covered By Leaf

    In an art gallery a couple see picture oF a girl coverd by leaF.
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    Husband keeps watching.
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    WiFe:Ab agey chalein ya Patt-Jhar ka intezar kar lein!!?
  • English Adult Msg // Never Kiss a Lady

    Never KISS a lady police,
    She will say, hands up.
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    Never KISS a lady doctor,
    She will say, Next please
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    Always KISS a SChool teacher and she wil say repeat it 5 TIMES DAILY
  • Adult SMS - Speak Naughty Things

    A teacher used to speak naughty things during lecture. girls decided that next time if he start any such thing, they"d leave the class in protest.
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    Somehow he got news of their scheme.
    Next day, he startd lecture smoothly then he suddenly said, "U know there's shortage of prostitutes (tawaif) in France?"
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    Girls looked at each other and moved towards the door.
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    He gave a big smile n said:
    "sit down, there is no international flight till tomorrow"
  • Street Racing Mean

    What does street racing mean?
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    "0" to handicap in 10 Seconds
    Be Smart Speed Kills.
  • I Love Your Daughter

    Maths Sir: A=B & B=C,it mean A=C. Student: OK SIR Sir: Give an example. Boy: Sir, I Love u & u Love ur daughter it means I Love ur daughter..
  • In College Life

    College is 4 Knowledge,
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    Knowledge is 4 Life,
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    Life is 4 Wife,
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    but
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    Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
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    So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.
  • English Funny Quotes - Finance Minister

    A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly
    & prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
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    Finally he decided to write God a letter, requesting Rs.50.
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    When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
    they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
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    The Finance Minister was so amused, Read More...
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