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Uff Kya Kar Rahe-Funny SMS
Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho??
Aisa Mat Karo...
Please Mat Karo...
Aisa Nahi......
Mat Dabao....
Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho??
Ho Jayega.....
Kaha Tha Mat Karo...
Ho Gaya Na....
Message Khatm!!!
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Arey Itna Bara-Adult SMS Jokes
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
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Chalo Ab Dikhao
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...
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Kissing is Best Practice
"Kissing is best practice for lips'
"It keeps the lips"
wet,
soft,
flexible,
and,
reddish pink,
so always keep kissing'
to
"SWEET CHILDRN
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Ladki Pehli Dafa
Girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain ki waja se roti hai?
Pappu:kaan mai ched
MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakho.
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Meri Bra Utaro-Double Meaning Adult SMS
Wife-meri bra utaro
Husband-ye le
Wife-ab panty bhi utaro
Husband-ye bhi le
Wife- “khabardar agar aage se mere undrgrmnts pehne.
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Jis Larki Ko Lift
Jis larki ko lift de
Wo nakab me b bohat pyari
Lag rahi thi
Us ke nasheli aankhein
Goora badan, Daraz Qad, Lambe ghaney baal
Jab wo boli to pata chla k
HIJRA/KHUSRA hy.
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Ziyada Khush Mat Ho
Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy"
Oh yess... What a life!"
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi
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Happy Mango Season
Chooso
Chooso
Daba daba k chooso
Dono hathon main Le k chooso
Choos Choos k Chooso.
Happy Mango Season
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Kareena Has Small
Kareena has small.
Rakhi has big.
Ranimukerji has 1 big & 1 small!
Aishwaryarai has two small!
What's that?
The letter 'R'
But I like the way u think.
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