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Girl Apne Jaise

Posted by: Adam, October 10, 10:33pm

GIRL apne jaise jwan PROFESSOR se.sir mai kuch b krun gi pas hone k liye
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PROF:kuch b?
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GIRL:han
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PROF:to jao or khoob study kro
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MORAL:Har koi _VE SOCH nahi rakhta.

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2 Meaning SMS // Bujha Bujha Sa

Posted by: Adam, October 7, 11:11pm

Ek din mila wo muj se,
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buja buja sa,
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jhuka jhuka sa
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Thaka thaka sa
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Udasion me
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Racha bassa sa
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Muje andaza ho gya k ga*doo m*th mar k aya ha'

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English Adult Jokes - Girl and Boy

Posted by: Adam, October 5, 10:39pm

Four stages of a girl and boy friendship:
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1. Hand in Hand.
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2. That in Hand.
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3. Hand in That.
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4. That in That ....!

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Glass Tootay To

Posted by: Adam, October 4, 9:03pm

Do u know
GLASS tootay to kya awaz ati ha?
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Dhuz?
No
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Dhooz??
No
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Thish???
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Arey
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Nahi Baba!
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Ammi ki awaz ati ha, "Lakh Laanat Ee Begairta Ki Torrya Ee?

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Pasand Ke Raste Par

Posted by: Adam, October 4, 6:42pm

Hamesha,
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Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
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Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
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Apne alfaz me baat kro.
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Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
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Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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"Kanjar kise di nai manda"

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Funny SMS - Apni Pasand K

Posted by: Adam, September 29, 8:16am

Hamesha,
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Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
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Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
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Apne alfaz me baat kro.
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Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
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Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
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"Kanjar kise di nai manda"

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Kabhi Mota

Posted by: Adam, September 29, 7:56am

Wo kya hay jo Kabhi Patla aata hay, to Kabhi Mota?
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Aray Bhaiyya Kela...
Pata nhi kya kya sochte rehte ho

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Wo Kon C Movie

Posted by: Adam, September 13, 8:43am

Wo kOn c Movie Hai jO AP Awaz Band Kr k Bhi Dekh Saktay,or Entertain Ho Jatay hO?
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Think.?
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"MR.BEAN"
U dirty mind
ramzan mai tu acha socho beghairto

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Is Qadar Teri Yaad

Posted by: Adam, September 11, 5:35am

Is QADAR teri yaad me rota hoon,
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is QADAR teri yaad me rota hoon,
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k
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k
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RAAT ko hath me pakar k sota hoon,
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Gande insan
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Tasweer Teri or kiya.

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Zara Sambhal Ke

Posted by: Adam, September 10, 4:05am

Zara sambhal k
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Ziyada bhaari cheezain mat uthana".
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Waqt pe khana
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Waqt pe sona".
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Apna khayal rakhna."
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Q
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k
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9wan maheena chal rha hai naa
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2009 ka."

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