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I am sorry

Posted by: Adam, January 30, 2:57pm

Please don’t tell me I’M SORRY when you really mean I DON’T CARE

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aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai

Posted by: Adam, December 18, 11:02pm

Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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"Chapaati"
Think positive yar

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oil lga ker khara kia hai

Posted by: Adam, December 16, 3:48am

Girl to riksha wal :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

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Woh Choom Len ek Baar

Posted by: Adam, December 16, 3:43am

Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,
Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,
Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

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Pehlay to aik Ghanta kartay thay

Posted by: Adam, December 14, 4:10am

Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

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jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo

Posted by: Adam, December 5, 6:55am

BHARWA
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BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P

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Agar Apna Character

Posted by: Adam, October 26, 12:18pm

Teacher says,
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Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
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Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

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Ye Kab Hoga

Posted by: Adam, October 21, 3:39am

Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
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Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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1. Time Change
2. Weather Change.

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Into Small Hole

Posted by: Adam, October 21, 3:22am

A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman"s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
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Tangain Uthana

Posted by: Adam, October 10, 10:52pm

Pehly bahon main uthana,
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Phir kiss kerna,
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Phir bed per letana,
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Pher tangain uthana,
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Uf
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Kitna
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Mushkil hay,
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Bachay ko pamper pehnana.

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