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  • When people say no offense

     
    I hate when people say [no offense] right before they are about to offend you?

     

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  • I am sorry

     
    Please don’t tell me I’M SORRY when you really mean I DON’T CARE

     

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  • aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai

     
    Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
    Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
    6 inch ki kar deti hai
    Jaisay..
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    "Chapaati"
    Think positive yar

     

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  • oil lga ker khara kia hai

     
    Girl to riksha wal :
    Q bhai jaye ga ?
    Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
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    Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

     

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  • Woh Choom Len ek Baar

     
    Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,
    Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,
    Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,
    MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO.

     

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  • Pehlay to aik Ghanta kartay thay

     
    Boy:
    Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
    Girl:
    Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
    Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
    Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
    Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
    1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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    ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai tongue.png

     

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  • jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo

     
    BHARWA
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    BHARWA
    BHARWA
    BHARWA
    jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
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    Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P face-wink.png

     

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  • Agar Apna Character

     
    Teacher says,
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    Agar apna
    character acha
    karna chahte ho to
    apni har teacher ko
    maa samjho
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    Student :
    per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

     

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  • Ye Kab Hoga

     
    Sab Kehte Hain K 9 Maheeno Main ho Jata hai,
    Par Ab to 10 wa Maheena Start ho Gaya hai,
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    Aakhir Ye Kab hoga?
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    1. Time Change
    2. Weather Change. face-smile.png

     

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  • Into Small Hole

     
    A short thing
    its get longer as u hold it
    & pass between woman"s breast
    & enters into a small hole
    What is it?
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