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Larki: Dr. sahab meray jism ki skin buhat narm aor Mulayem hai.
Es ki hifazat k liye main nahanay se pehlay kia lagaya karon?
Doctor:
"Kundi"

Aik larkay ka hath galti se Miss ki Choot per lag gaya
miss boli: es se dur raho ye DOZAKH hai
Larka foran apni Zip khol k bola ye Buhat Na Farman hai es ko Dozakh mein Daalo

Raat ko sirf 3 Tarah Ki Makhlook Jagti hain
Bhoot:
Insano ko darane keliye
Machar:
Insano ko satane keliye
Husband and Wife:
Insan ki Tadad BARHANE k liye!

Pathan-
Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?
Major Rohail-
Hamary han sirf LARKI ko
Dalney ka ravaj hy
Pathan-
Hum pehle LARKI ur phir
LARKEY ko dalta hy
.
.
NOTON KA HAAR

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”

If u F-ck a woman nicely, she will love u for the rest of her life..
But if u love a woman nicely she will f-ck u on the rest of her life.....
"William SexFear"

Aik sardar ka boot phat gya usne Boot mochi ko
Diya aor kha k es ko aisa siyo k Shakal nazar aaye,
Mochi ne boot mein Shisha laga dia.
1 larki sardar ki shop pe aaye to sardar ne boot us ki taango k neechay kia
aor kha k ap ne neela underwear pehna hai,
Larki heraan ho gai. Next day wo Red underwear pehn gai to sardar ne phir bta dia
3rd day wo underwear pehn kar nahi aaye, jaisay he sardar ne boot rakha to bola :
"oo tohadi pehn nu boot feir paat gya"

Larki cinema mein film dekhtay hoe apnay Boy Friend se kehti hai :
Sath wala larka Muth mar raha hai
Boy: Dear Ignore him
Girl: kaisay ignore karon, He is using my Hand

Ganguly to his wife during sex- PITCH is dry,
Grass not cut, Slow outfield. Wife (Dona) replies-
Nonsense!!! Inzamaam scored century on the same PITCH!!!!

1 Shehri Larki Dihati Larki Se
Mere Husband Ne Muje Boht Mushklon K Bad Paya!
Dehati Larki;
Tusi V Pagal E O
Mere Khawand Ne Te
Thora Jeya Tail Laya Te Aram Se Paya.