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All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

Posted by: Adam, January 2, 2:48pm

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
& me
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

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I came 2 say Goodnite to ur madam

Posted by: Adam, January 2, 2:44pm

txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam’s lover boy
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I Love Young Girls / Funny Adult SMS

Posted by: , January 1, 4:04am

This time I'm Sure about What I Feel & I'm Gonna Say it
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I L
I Lo
I Lov
I Love
I Love Y
I Love Yo
I Love Young Girls with Shaven ***!

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Two Hole in Her / English Adult SMS

Posted by: , January 1, 4:02am

Doctor: How Can you Say That Aparna has Two Holes in her A-ss?
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Suresh: Whenever I and Ramesh Go with Her to any Party, People Say,
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"HERE COMES Aparna WITH TWO ASS-HOLES"

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come here santa come here

Posted by: Adam, December 26, 4:57pm

come here santa ... come here !!
christmas day is here and so are we
welcome to our region... we are all waiting for you!
welcome to the most wonderful day of the year!
merry christmas & happy new year 2010

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HapPy New YeaR

Posted by: Adam, December 25, 6:21am

By all the means u can,
Do all the good u can,
In all the ways u can,
At all the times u can
In all the places u can,
HapPy New YeaR

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Merry Christmas Message

Posted by: Adam, December 25, 4:48am

For the lord .......................
your God had made it possible for you
to see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible.
Wishing u merry x-mas!! & Happy new year

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Have a wonderful Christmas and New Year

Posted by: , December 25, 3:27am

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*,*.*
*(‘,’)(‘,’)*
*()()
Christmas is near,
and its coming,
Be merry!
Be happy!
Have a wonderful Christmas
&
New Year in advance.

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Happy Merry Christmas

Posted by: , December 25, 3:22am

In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas

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Beti ab tum 17 saal ki ho gae ho

Posted by: Adam, December 18, 11:04pm

MOTHER:
Beti ab tum 17 saal ki ho gae ho wakt aa gya hai sex k baray mein
Jan'nay ka.
Girl: jee ami poochein kia poochna hai ?

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