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Definition of Kiss

Posted by: Adam, March 13, 8:01am

A kiss is a upper preparation for a lower invasion
that will lead to further penetration with fast acceleration
that will build the next generation.

_LSD84

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Some decent one-line quotes

Posted by: Adam, October 9, 10:42pm

When money talks, of course the criminal walks.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
If you hate me, i still love you. It aint my fault i am better than you.
I am not getting older.......I am just getting better.
Hope you liked theme... bcuse I did it

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Sardar ko Invitation mila

Posted by: Soofi, August 22, 11:04am

Sardar ko invitation mila
k
party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
Sardar party me pohncha
To dekha
k
"
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Logon ne
pant
aur shirt b pehni hui hy.

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Whatever they say it is for me the perfect match

Posted by: Adam, July 31, 10:28pm

Sunshine & Rain do not always come together
Day & Night never coincide
But you & me , whatever they say, is for me the perfect match

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What is the fastest thing on earth

Posted by: Adam, July 29, 9:53pm

What is the fastest thing on our planet?
Bullet?
Nah. May be Sound?
Not quite. Is it Light? Almost.
Answer: Prayer...
Because it reaches Heaven even before you can say it.
Have a great day.

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Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

Posted by: Adam, July 25, 4:20am

Everyone says you can only fall in love once
but that’s not true
‘cause every time I hear your voice
I fall in love all over again.

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Funny SMS Best seller books

Posted by: Adam, July 22, 10:41pm

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best-seller book ?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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Funny SMS An interview with a nurse

Posted by: Adam, July 16, 10:54pm

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000

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when typing message for you

Posted by: Adam, June 26, 5:14pm

My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!!
But my heart always pain
when there is no reply from you..!!

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Very useful wise words ....

Posted by: Adam, May 14, 9:35am

If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it.
But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
A. Duer-Miller

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