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Whatever they say it is for me the perfect match
Sunshine & Rain do not always come together
Day & Night never coincide
But you & me , whatever they say, is for me the perfect matchPosted In | Adult SMSWhat is the fastest thing on earth
What is the fastest thing on our planet?
Bullet?
Nah. May be Sound?
Not quite. Is it Light? Almost.
Answer: Prayer...
Because it reaches Heaven even before you can say it.
Have a great day.Posted In | Adult SMSEvery time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again
Everyone says you can only fall in love once
but that’s not true
‘cause every time I hear your voice
I fall in love all over again.Posted In | Adult SMSFunny SMS Best seller books
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best-seller book ?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Posted In | Adult SMSFunny SMS An interview with a nurse
A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000Posted In | Adult SMSwhen typing message for you
My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!!
But my heart always pain
when there is no reply from you..!!Posted In | Adult SMSVery useful wise words ....
If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it.
But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
A. Duer-MillerPosted In | Adult SMSFriends 4 ever
The recipe of friendship:
1 cup of sharing.
2 cups of caring.
3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.
Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever
