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Paise Pehly Le Lena
Height Of Embarrassment :
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Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife
& Says;
“Paise Pehly Le lena,
ye admi Baad Mai Bohat Lafra Krta Hy.
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Gaps Between Fingers
Do U know Y There is gaps between fingers?
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No?
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Bcoz!
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Someone will come in ur life,
will Hold ur hand
& slowly say
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“Le pakar GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga…!”
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Sardar Sexy SMS - Washed Underwear
Sardar washed his underwear
& hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty
& put a note on it:
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Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove my underwear
when U remove UR panty.
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English SMS - USA School Interview
USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Teacher: Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom shouted: Plz ask simple questions!!!!
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Doctor Mera Mobile
Girl
Doctor mera mobile 4 din se meri ph*di main phnsa howa hy or Viberation on hy
Dr:
Main abi nikal deta hon
Girl:
Nhi Nhi
kisi trha bettery charge kr dein.
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Lift Her Skirt - English Adult Msg
A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl “Do u have this?“
Girl: lift her skirt up and says
“My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those…“
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College Ki Yaad - Hindi Adult Jokes
Suhag raat ke baad subah husband ne romantic anadaz mein wife se poocha
“raat ko kaisa laga?“
Biwi sharmate hue boli“ Aap ne to college ke yad taza kerdi.
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Larkian Brazier Kiu - Funny Adult Msg
Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kion Pehanti Hyn . . . ?
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Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na Karain
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Girl: NO sref larkoo k khate kyon k
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Khula Doodh Sehat k Liye Muzzir Hy
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Sharam Ani Chahiye
Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.
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HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?
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BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha.
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Twenty Five Young Hen - English Funny SMS
A farmer has twenty-five young hens
and one old cock.
As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
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Old cock to Young cock :
“Welcome to join me,
we will work together towards productivity.
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Young cock : What you mean?
As far as I know, you are
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