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Paise Pehly Le Lena

Posted by: Adam, September 25, 7:49am

Height Of Embarrassment :
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Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife
& Says;
“Paise Pehly Le lena,
ye admi Baad Mai Bohat Lafra Krta Hy.

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Gaps Between Fingers

Posted by: Adam, September 25, 7:40am

Do U know Y There is gaps between fingers?
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No?
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Bcoz!
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Someone will come in ur life,
will Hold ur hand
& slowly say
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“Le pakar GOLD LEAF ka Sutta laga…!”

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Sardar Sexy SMS - Washed Underwear

Posted by: Adam, September 25, 7:30am

Sardar washed his underwear
& hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty
& put a note on it:
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Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove my underwear
when U remove UR panty.

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English SMS - USA School Interview

Posted by: Adam, September 23, 7:49am

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Teacher: Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom shouted: Plz ask simple questions!!!!

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Doctor Mera Mobile

Posted by: Adam, September 16, 8:18am

Girl
Doctor mera mobile 4 din se meri ph*di main phnsa howa hy or Viberation on hy
Dr:
Main abi nikal deta hon
Girl:
Nhi Nhi
kisi trha bettery charge kr dein.

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Lift Her Skirt - English Adult Msg

Posted by: Adam, September 12, 2:55pm

A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl “Do u have this?“
Girl: lift her skirt up and says
“My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those…“

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College Ki Yaad - Hindi Adult Jokes

Posted by: Adam, September 12, 2:55pm

Suhag raat ke baad subah husband ne romantic anadaz mein wife se poocha
“raat ko kaisa laga?“
Biwi sharmate hue boli“ Aap ne to college ke yad taza kerdi.

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Larkian Brazier Kiu - Funny Adult Msg

Posted by: Adam, September 12, 1:27pm

Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kion Pehanti Hyn . . . ?
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Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na Karain
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Girl: NO sref larkoo k khate kyon k
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Khula Doodh Sehat k Liye Muzzir Hy

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Sharam Ani Chahiye

Posted by: Adam, September 11, 5:41am

Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.
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HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?
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BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha.

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Twenty Five Young Hen - English Funny SMS

Posted by: Adam, September 11, 5:31am

A farmer has twenty-five young hens
and one old cock.
As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
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Old cock to Young cock :
“Welcome to join me,
we will work together towards productivity.
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Young cock : What you mean?
As far as I know, you are
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