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Funny SMS An interview with a nurse

Posted by: Adam, July 16, 10:54pm

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000

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DO U LOVE MATH

Posted by: Adam, March 12, 5:25pm

DO U LOVE MATH?
IF SO.....LETZ ADD BED,SUBTRACT UR CLOTH,DIVIDE UR LEGZ.....AND MULTIPLY.......

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I Love Young Girls / Funny Adult SMS

Posted by: , January 1, 4:04am

This time I'm Sure about What I Feel & I'm Gonna Say it
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I L
I Lo
I Lov
I Love
I Love Y
I Love Yo
I Love Young Girls with Shaven ***!

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Two Hole in Her / English Adult SMS

Posted by: , January 1, 4:02am

Doctor: How Can you Say That Aparna has Two Holes in her A-ss?
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Suresh: Whenever I and Ramesh Go with Her to any Party, People Say,
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"HERE COMES Aparna WITH TWO ASS-HOLES"

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Pyar Kya Hota Hai ?

Posted by: Adam, November 27, 11:51am

Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
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Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
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Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.

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Vampire Restaurant

Posted by: Adam, November 23, 11:08am

In a Vampire Restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot Blood of Teenage girls as drink.
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A vampire ordered Hot Water, all others started taunting him that he is a Dracula & should be ashamed of ordering water.
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He suddenly took out a used "ALWAYS ULTRA" from his bag & smiled saying:
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"I USE TEA BAGS"

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Like Owls / Funny Adult SMS

Posted by: Adam, November 23, 11:04am

1st Lady: What do You Think About Husbands?
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2nd Lady: They are Like OWLS.
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1st Lady: Why?
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2nd Lady: They can see the Good Things in a Wife only at night.

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Ek Program Mei // Nargis SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, November 16, 7:16am

Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??
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Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

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My Goodness // Nargis SMS Jokes

Posted by: Adam, November 16, 7:13am

Nargis 2 doctor:My Hole Is 2 Big
DR Looks In Hole Says My Goodness,Goodness,Goodness.
Nargis:Y R U Repeting Words?
DR:Repeat Nahi kar raha,Awaz Goonj rahi ha ;-

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Salary is Just Like Menses

Posted by: Adam, November 15, 6:17am

Salary is Just Like Menses,
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Which Comes Once in a Month
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Remains For only 4 To 5 Days
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If In Any Month it Doesn't Come,
It Means You Have Been "Fuc-ed"

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