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  • Funny SMS An interview with a nurse

     

    A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
    Dr: What salary U Xpect?
    Nurse: Rs.10,000.
    Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
    Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000 face-smile.png

     

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  • DO U LOVE MATH

     
    DO U LOVE MATH?
    IF SO.....LETZ ADD BED,SUBTRACT UR CLOTH,DIVIDE UR LEGZ.....AND MULTIPLY.......

     

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  • I Love Young Girls / Funny Adult SMS

     
    This time I'm Sure about What I Feel & I'm Gonna Say it
    I
    I L
    I Lo
    I Lov
    I Love
    I Love Y
    I Love Yo
    I Love Young Girls with Shaven ***!

     

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  • Two Hole in Her / English Adult SMS

     
    Doctor: How Can you Say That Aparna has Two Holes in her A-ss?
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    Suresh: Whenever I and Ramesh Go with Her to any Party, People Say,
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    "HERE COMES Aparna WITH TWO ASS-HOLES" face-smile.png

     

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  • Pyar Kya Hota Hai ?

     
    Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
    .
    Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
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    Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
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    Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge. face-smile.png

     

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  • Vampire Restaurant

     
    In a Vampire Restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot Blood of Teenage girls as drink.
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    A vampire ordered Hot Water, all others started taunting him that he is a Dracula & should be ashamed of ordering water.
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    He suddenly took out a used "ALWAYS ULTRA" from his bag & smiled saying:
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    "I USE TEA BAGS" face-smile.png

     

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  • Like Owls / Funny Adult SMS

     
    1st Lady: What do You Think About Husbands?
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    2nd Lady: They are Like OWLS.
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    1st Lady: Why?
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    2nd Lady: They can see the Good Things in a Wife only at night.

     

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  • Ek Program Mei // Nargis SMS Jokes

     
    Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha:
    Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??
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    Nargis:
    Apnay ghar jati hoon..!

     

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  • My Goodness // Nargis SMS Jokes

     
    Nargis 2 doctor:My Hole Is 2 Big
    DR Looks In Hole Says My Goodness,Goodness,Goodness.
    Nargis:Y R U Repeting Words?
    DR:Repeat Nahi kar raha,Awaz Goonj rahi ha ;-

     

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  • Salary is Just Like Menses

     
    Salary is Just Like Menses,
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    Which Comes Once in a Month
    &
    Remains For only 4 To 5 Days
    &
    If In Any Month it Doesn't Come,
    It Means You Have Been "Fuc-ed"

     

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