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Good Morning-Good Morning SMS

Posted by: Muhammad Waheed, May 28, 11:59pm

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile...
Good Morning

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Good Morning SMS | May 28, 11:59pm

Chatt aur Pankha-Adult Sms

Posted by: Muhammad Waheed, May 28, 11:43pm

New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chatt aur Pankha

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Naughty SMS Jokes | May 28, 11:43pm

dohdh k sath biscuits-Adult SMS

Posted by: Muhammad Waheed, May 28, 11:42pm

aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza ajay ga

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Naughty SMS Jokes | May 28, 11:42pm

King Size Filter-Adult SMS

Posted by: Muhammad Waheed, May 28, 11:33pm

1 Dehaati Red Dhoti aur White Banyaan main jaraha tha,
Kuch larkiyon ne dekha to kaha: Oh Oh Read & White
Dehaati ne Dhoti uthai aur bola: King Size Filter

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Funny SMS | May 28, 11:33pm

Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon-Funny SMS

Posted by: Muhammad Waheed, May 28, 11:29pm

Teacher: Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?
Pappu: Hazrat Adam!
Teacher: Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?
Pappu: Pakistani..
Teacher: Woh kese?
Pappu: Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

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Funny SMS | May 28, 11:29pm

I am your girlfriend-Adult SMS

Posted by: Muhammad Waheed, May 28, 10:06pm

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

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Naughty SMS Jokes | May 28, 10:06pm

bachcha to nikal hi jayega-Adult SMS

Posted by: Muhammad Waheed, May 28, 10:04pm

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

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Naughty SMS Jokes | May 28, 10:04pm

Six answers given by a GIRL -Adult SMS

Posted by: Muhammad Waheed, May 28, 10:01pm

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….
1 Nahi
2 Mujhe waqt chahiye
3 I have always seen u as a friend
4 I already have a boy friend
5 We should concentrate on studies
6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.
Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed……..…..
1 Yes
2 Yes
3 [...]

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Naughty SMS Jokes | May 28, 10:01pm

Sexy Chai Pilade-Adult SMS

Posted by: Muhammad Waheed, May 28, 9:58pm

Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!

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