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  • Funny Pathan SMS

     
    Teacher :- Qayamat ky din zameen phat jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga
    Pathan :- Sir to kia us din school say chuti ho g.

     

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  • passport size photo nikalo

     
    Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
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    "Yara passport size photo nikalo
    Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye"

     

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  • Pathan Corrected CNIC

     
    Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
    Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
    Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
    Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
    Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.

     

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  • Al-Qaida / Pathan Funny SMS

     
    Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
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    1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
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    Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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    Pathan: Al-Quaida. face-smile.png

     

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  • Gehra Cut / Pathan Funny SMS

     
    Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
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    Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
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    Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
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    Nurse: 3000
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    Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
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    Karhai Nahi Karwani. face-smile.png

     

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  • Peshawar Ke Pathan

     
    Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
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    Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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    Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay. face-smile.png

     

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  • Pyar Karna / Pathan Funny SMS

     
    2009 Ka zalim SmS
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    Girl: KHAN SB Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar kerna
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    PATHAN: oye Zalim ka bachi To phir hum NASWAR kab khaye ga

     

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  • Sardar Ka Interview // Pathan Funny SMS

     
    Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
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    PATHAN se:
    Q: Taleem?
    Ans:B.A
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    Q: Pakistan kb bna?
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    Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
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    Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
    Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
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    SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
    1- B.A,
    2- 1947,
    3- Geelani
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    ab SARDAR se.
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    Q: Naam?
    Ans:B.A
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    Q: Kab paida hoay?
    Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
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    Q: Baap ka naam?
    Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai

     

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  • Unity SMS / Russian General in 1987

     
    1. Russian General in 1987:
    Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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    2. By American General in 2004:
    We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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    3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
    If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
    I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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    Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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    We Salute Pathans.
    Be united , We are all Pakistani.

     

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  • Coming Soon / Pathan Funny SMS

     
    Ek Din!
    Ek Pathan ki Apne Baap Se Larrai Ho Gai
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    Usne Baap ki Photo Qabrustan Me Ek Darakht Pr Lga D
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    Uske Neeche Likh Diya
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    "Coming Soon"face-smile-big.png

     

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