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  • Live Free or Die Hard

     
    I didn’t mean to kill that guy
    Why the gun just went off in my hand
    Well; I caught him with my wife
    And it cost that guy his life
    I’d just got home from the company
    And that guy was sittin’ where I am supposed to be!
    Now he is up there in the sky and I am stuck with
    Live Free or Die Hard.
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  • When a man opens a car door for his wife

     
    When a man opens a car door for his wife, it is either he has a new car or a new wife....

     

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  • A successful man makes more money than his wife can spend

     
    A successful man is the one who makes more money than his wife can spend and A successful woman is the one who can find such a man...

     

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  • The advantage of marriage

     
    One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in love again and again.

     

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  • Marriage is give & take

     
    Marriage is give & take. You would better give it to her or she will take it anyway..

     

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  • Happy Unmarried Life

     
    Love is like a long sweet dream
    & marriage is an alarm clock.
    So have a sweet dream until your
    alarm wakes U up.
    Happy Unmarried Life.

     

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  • 7 Glances= 1 Smile

     

    7 Glances= 1 Smile
    7 smiles =1 meeting
    7meetings= 1 kiss
    7 kisses= 1 proposal
    7 Proposals=1 marriage
    and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

     

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  • Aurat Dosri Se, Marriage SMS Jokes

     
    1 Aurat Dosri se: Mujhy Apny Shohar Pe Shak Hai,
    Wo Kisi Larki Se Milta Hai.
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    2nd: Phir Tum Kya Karogi?
    .
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    1st: Mai Aaj He Apny Boyfriend Ko Shohar k Peechy Lagati hon. face-smile.png

     

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  • A Public Toilet / Marriage SMS Jokes

     
    Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
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    Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In
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    And
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    Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out. face-smile.png

     

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  • Haath Me Hukumat / Husband Wife Jokes

     
    HUSBAND:
    Agr mere HAATH me HUKUMAT
    ho to me
    MULK
    ki TAQDEER badal don..
    .
    WIFE:
    Tum PEHLE APNI SHALWAR
    badal lo SUBAH se ULTI pehni howi he,,,,

     

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