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  • Definition of Kiss

     
    A kiss is a upper preparation for a lower invasion
    that will lead to further penetration with fast acceleration
    that will build the next generation. face-smile.png
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    _LSD84

     

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  • Some decent one-line quotes

     
    When money talks, of course the criminal walks.
    Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
    If you hate me, i still love you. It aint my fault i am better than you.
    I am not getting older.......I am just getting better.
    Hope you liked theme... bcuse I did it face-smile.png

     

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  • Sardar ko Invitation mila

     
    Sardar ko invitation mila
    k
    party me sirf LAAL taai pehan ker aana hy.
    Sardar party me pohncha
    To dekha
    k
    "
    "
    Logon ne
    pant
    aur shirt b pehni hui hy.

     

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  • Whatever they say it is for me the perfect match

     

    Sunshine & Rain do not always come together
    Day & Night never coincide
    But you & me , whatever they say, is for me the perfect match

     

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  • What is the fastest thing on earth

     
    What is the fastest thing on our planet?
    Bullet?
    Nah. May be Sound?
    Not quite. Is it Light? Almost.
    Answer: Prayer...
    Because it reaches Heaven even before you can say it.
    Have a great day.

     

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  • Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

     

    Everyone says you can only fall in love once
    but that’s not true
    ‘cause every time I hear your voice
    I fall in love all over again.

     

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  • Funny SMS Best seller books

     
    Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a best-seller book ?
    Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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  • Funny SMS An interview with a nurse

     

    A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
    Dr: What salary U Xpect?
    Nurse: Rs.10,000.
    Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
    Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000 face-smile.png

     

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  • when typing message for you

     

    My hands never pain
    when typing message for you..!!
    But my heart always pain
    when there is no reply from you..!!

     

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  • Very useful wise words ....

     
    If it's very painful for you to criticize your friends - you're safe in doing it.
    But if you take the slightest pleasure in it, that's the time to hold your tongue.
    A. Duer-Miller

     

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