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Funny SMS - Sexy SMS, Text Messages, English Jokes / Send Free SMS SMS Portal http://sendmassage.com/ Funny SMS http://sendmassage.com/ JAWS 0.8.9 2009 - www.sendmassage.com 2010-07-28T22:43:53-05:00 <![CDATA[ Joke That was a wrond number ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Joke-That-was-a-wrond-number.html 2010-07-28T22:43:53-05:00 2010-07-28T22:43:53-05:00

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wooww!," said her dad, "That was short. You usually talk for 2 hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the daughter.

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If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

U look great today, how did I know? Because U look great everyday and everytime!!

What is LOVE? it's what makes your mobile ring every time I send SMS.

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If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.

U look great today, how did I know? Because U look great everyday and everytime!!

What is LOVE? it's what makes your mobile ring every time I send SMS.

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The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says, “The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies, “Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”

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]]> <![CDATA[ Funny SMS The biggest lie ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-The-biggest-lie.html 2010-07-26T23:39:12-05:00 2010-07-26T23:39:12-05:00

The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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]]> <![CDATA[ Funny SMS You still have not used the gift I bought you last year ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-You-still-have-not-used-the-gift-I-bought-you-last-year.html 2010-07-26T22:35:57-05:00 2010-07-26T22:35:57-05:00

The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started….. ]]>

The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started….. ]]> <![CDATA[ Exams are like Girl friends ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Exams-are-like-Girl-friends.html 2010-07-26T22:32:31-05:00 2010-07-26T22:32:31-05:00

Exams are like Girl friends
- Difficult to understand
- Too many questions
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

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Exams are like Girl friends
- Difficult to understand
- Too many questions
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

]]> <![CDATA[ Funny SMS Did you copy from your brother ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-Did-you-copy-from-your-brother.html 2010-07-26T22:31:34-05:00 2010-07-26T22:31:34-05:00

Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

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Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

]]> <![CDATA[ Funny SMS But I asked first ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-But-I-asked-first-.html 2010-07-24T22:38:45-05:00 2010-07-24T22:38:45-05:00

Kid: Teacher Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: (Correcting Him) "May" I Go To The Bathroom ?
Kid: Miss But I Asked 1st..!
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Kid: Teacher Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: (Correcting Him) "May" I Go To The Bathroom ?
Kid: Miss But I Asked 1st..!
. ]]> <![CDATA[ Pick the phone idiot ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Pick-the-phone-idiot-.html 2010-07-24T22:25:50-05:00 2010-07-24T22:25:50-05:00

two rings means i like u;
three means i miss u;
.
.
four means ……..pick d phone idiot!.

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two rings means i like u;
three means i miss u;
.
.
four means ……..pick d phone idiot!.

]]> <![CDATA[ Hey you got a problem ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Hey-you-got-a-problem.html 2010-07-24T22:21:35-05:00 2010-07-24T22:21:35-05:00

1st they enter your life, scan ur pockets ,
transfar mony, edit ur mind ,
download their poblems ,
delete ur smile and hang u 4 ever! ]]>

1st they enter your life, scan ur pockets ,
transfar mony, edit ur mind ,
download their poblems ,
delete ur smile and hang u 4 ever! ]]> <![CDATA[ My heart beats for you ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/My-heart-beats-for-you.html 2010-07-24T22:19:30-05:00 2010-07-24T22:19:30-05:00

Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
You will still live, be coz 71 times my heart beats for you!!..

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Even if ur heart beats only once a min,
You will still live, be coz 71 times my heart beats for you!!..

]]> <![CDATA[ I want to see it NOW not when I am DEAD ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/I-want-to-see-it-NOW-not-when-I-am-DEAD.html 2010-07-24T22:20:16-05:00 2010-07-24T22:15:58-05:00

U will Send Flowers,
But I Wont See,
Send them Now, Instead..
Your Tears May Flow,
But I Wont Know,
Cry for Me Now, Instead..
When I am Dead,
U will Say Words Of Praise,
But I Wont Hear,
Praise Me Now, Instead..
When I M Dead,
U will forget My Faults,
But I Wont Know,
4get them Now, INSTEAD.
I just want to see it NOW not when I am DEAD !!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Best day to propose a girl ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Best-day-to-propose-a-girl-.html 2010-07-24T01:29:23-05:00 2010-07-24T01:29:23-05:00

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
yes april 1 …you Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

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Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
yes april 1 …you Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

]]> <![CDATA[ Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven because ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Faithful-husbands-will-go-straight-to-heaven-because.html 2010-07-23T19:14:48-05:00 2010-07-23T19:14:48-05:00

because
they have already gone through hell.... ]]>

because
they have already gone through hell.... ]]> <![CDATA[ Working for my family ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Working-for-my-family-.html 2010-07-23T19:13:52-05:00 2010-07-23T19:13:52-05:00

1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children ]]>

1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children ]]> <![CDATA[ Funny SMS Best seller books ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-Best-seller-books-.html 2010-07-22T22:41:21-05:00 2010-07-22T22:41:21-05:00

Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

]]> <![CDATA[ Only 1 person in the world hoding his mobile and sending SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Only-1-person-in-the-world-hoding-his-mobile-and-sending-SMS.html 2010-07-23T00:55:07-05:00 2010-07-22T22:10:17-05:00

19% is watching television,
60% is having sex
and only one is now holding
his mobile in his hand and sending this sms
and THIS person is ....

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19% is watching television,
60% is having sex
and only one is now holding
his mobile in his hand and sending this sms
and THIS person is ....

]]> <![CDATA[ What happen if you kick a stone in anger ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/What-happen-if-you-kick-a-stone-in-anger-.html 2010-07-19T22:47:53-05:00 2010-07-19T22:47:53-05:00

If you kick a stone in anger,
you'll hurt your own foot

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If you kick a stone in anger,
you'll hurt your own foot

]]> <![CDATA[ Taking 33 bus twice instead of 66 ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Taking-33-bus-twice-instead-of-66.html 2010-07-17T22:27:05-05:00 2010-07-17T22:27:05-05:00

A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.

]]> <![CDATA[ Funny SMS An interview with a nurse ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-An-interview-with-a-nurse-.html 2010-07-16T22:54:47-05:00 2010-07-16T22:54:47-05:00

A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000

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A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000

]]> <![CDATA[ Funny English SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-English-SMS.html 2010-07-13T23:58:29-05:00 2010-07-13T23:58:29-05:00

Who said english is easy??
Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I don"t have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid.... "

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Who said english is easy??
Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I don"t have brain...
2.-----I dont have sence...
3.-----I am stupid.... "

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Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..

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Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
In
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don't worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intelligent..

]]> <![CDATA[ Short puzzles with answers ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Short-puzzles-with-answers-.html 2010-07-13T22:31:20-05:00 2010-07-13T22:24:33-05:00

Puzzle questions:
Q1. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Q2. If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
Q3. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
Q4. What has to be broken before it can be used?
Q5. What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
Q6. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Show Answe
Q7. What is the question you can ask all day, and no matter what the answers are, they would still be valid questions and correct?
....................................................................................
Answers:

A1. Darkness
A2. Wet
A3. A secret
A4. An Egg
A5. A candle
A6. Incorrectly
A7. What time is it? ]]>

A1. Darkness
A2. Wet
A3. A secret
A4. An Egg
A5. A candle
A6. Incorrectly
A7. What time is it? ]]> <![CDATA[ First silent film in English ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/First-silent-film-in-English.html 2010-07-12T22:17:39-05:00 2010-07-12T22:17:39-05:00

Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was English.. ;->

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Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was English.. ;->

]]> <![CDATA[ Funny SMS Never talk just send SMSs ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-Never-talk-just-send-SMSs.html 2010-07-11T23:00:01-05:00 2010-07-11T23:00:01-05:00

Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people,
And Legends (like me) never talk, they send SMSs only...

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Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people,
And Legends (like me) never talk, they send SMSs only...

]]> <![CDATA[ Funny SMS Say no to exams ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-Say-no-to-exams-.html 2010-07-11T22:56:47-05:00 2010-07-11T22:56:47-05:00

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS ]]>

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS ]]> <![CDATA[ How can you be happy forever ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/How-can-you-be-happy-forever.html 2010-07-09T22:28:56-05:00 2010-07-09T22:28:56-05:00

Don’t b Happy 4 a Specific Reason.
Bcz that Happiness wil b
End when the Reason ends.
Try to B Happy without any Reason
&
U wil b Happy Forever.
so be happy all the time

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Don’t b Happy 4 a Specific Reason.
Bcz that Happiness wil b
End when the Reason ends.
Try to B Happy without any Reason
&
U wil b Happy Forever.
so be happy all the time

]]> <![CDATA[ From now onwards do not call me DAD ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/From-now-onwards-do-not-call-me-DAD.html 2010-07-08T21:40:38-05:00 2010-07-08T21:33:58-05:00

Son; i have failed in 5 subjects.
Dad; what!!! from now onwards do not call me “DAD” okay.
Son; oh come on dad! Its my school test not a DNA test…

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Son; i have failed in 5 subjects.
Dad; what!!! from now onwards do not call me “DAD” okay.
Son; oh come on dad! Its my school test not a DNA test…

]]> <![CDATA[ I was with you all the night ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/I-was-with-you-all-the-night-.html 2010-07-07T23:47:38-05:00 2010-07-07T23:41:02-05:00

Wife : Why are U so lazy today?
Husband : Cuz I was not sleeping properly tonight.
Wife : Why???
Husband : I was with you all the night in my dream!

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Wife : Why are U so lazy today?
Husband : Cuz I was not sleeping properly tonight.
Wife : Why???
Husband : I was with you all the night in my dream!

]]> <![CDATA[ Go to sleep ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Go-to-sleep.html 2010-07-05T22:37:21-05:00 2010-07-05T22:37:21-05:00

Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

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Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

. ]]> <![CDATA[ Funny conversation between teeth and tongue. ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-conversation-between-teeth-and-tongue..html 2010-07-04T23:48:12-05:00 2010-07-04T23:48:12-05:00

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
Teeth: If I just press u a little, you will get cut.
Tongue: Really! If I misuse one word against someone, all your 32 will come out of the mouth.

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One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
Teeth: If I just press u a little, you will get cut.
Tongue: Really! If I misuse one word against someone, all your 32 will come out of the mouth.

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<![CDATA[ Funny SMS: What is the true meaning of Study ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS%3A-What-is-the-true-meaning-of-Study.html 2010-07-02T22:36:06-05:00 2010-07-02T22:36:06-05:00

.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz. ]]>

.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz. ]]> <![CDATA[ Do you open the door of your car for your girlfriend ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Do-you-open-the-door-of-your-car-for-your-girlfriend-.html 2010-06-29T21:46:06-05:00 2010-06-29T21:46:06-05:00

you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend ]]>

you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the girlfriend ]]> <![CDATA[ There are 100 angels in this world ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/There-are-100-angels-in-this-world.html 2010-06-27T23:19:14-05:00 2010-06-27T23:19:14-05:00

40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?
1 is reading this SMS ]]>

40 are sleeping, 30 are working 20 are playing, 9 are blessing and 1?
1 is reading this SMS ]]> <![CDATA[ What is 10 years with me ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/What-is-10-years-with-me-1.html 2010-06-26T20:30:04-05:00 2010-06-26T20:30:04-05:00

Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

]]> <![CDATA[ You know why women starts with W ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/You-know-why-women-starts-with-W.html 2010-06-26T17:28:16-05:00 2010-06-26T17:28:16-05:00

because all questions start with
“W”…Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!! ]]>

because all questions start with
“W”…Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Stop reading newspapers ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Stop-reading-newspapers.html 2010-05-23T02:06:08-05:00 2010-05-23T02:06:08-05:00

<![CDATA[ Funny Joke If you find me you can marry me but if not ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-Joke-If-you-find-me-you-can-marry-me-but-if-not.html 2010-05-19T01:57:16-05:00 2010-05-19T01:57:16-05:00

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..
She sent a SMS:"
If you find me, you can marry me..
If you can't
I'm hidden in d shed".! ]]>

A boy & a girl were playing hide-seek..
She sent a SMS:"
If you find me, you can marry me..
If you can't
I'm hidden in d shed".! ]]> <![CDATA[ I tried your number so many times. ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/I-tried-your-number-so-many-times..html 2010-05-16T11:56:10-05:00 2010-05-16T11:56:10-05:00

Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE! ]]>

Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE! ]]> <![CDATA[ Funny Joke Son asked curious questions ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-Joke-Son-asked-curious-questions-.html 2010-05-14T12:00:29-05:00 2010-05-14T09:54:42-05:00

Son: How do fish breath under water?
Dad: I really don't know, son.
Son: How does our boat float on the water?
Dad: Don’t know, son.
Son: Why is the sky blue?
Dad: I honestly have no idea, son.
Son: Dad, do you mind that I'm asking you all of these questions?
Dad: Of course not son, how else are you ever going to learn anything?

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]]> <![CDATA[ Funny sms Make a list of important things to do ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-sms-Make-a-list-of-important-things-to-do.html 2010-05-07T09:03:22-05:00 2010-05-07T09:03:22-05:00

<![CDATA[ I Always pray for You that ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/-I-Always-pray-for-You-that.html 2010-04-30T05:20:36-05:00 2010-04-30T05:20:36-05:00

I Always pray for You that. May your life Be Bright & Sunny. and your partner be Fat & Funny May your life be filled with Roses and You have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

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I Always pray for You that. May your life Be Bright & Sunny. and your partner be Fat & Funny May your life be filled with Roses and You have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

]]> <![CDATA[ Busy Generation in the world ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Busy-Generation-in-the-world.html 2010-04-22T05:23:48-05:00 2010-04-22T05:23:48-05:00

Boys r tha most busy generation in the world.
1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear.
1 leg on break 1 leg on accelerator.
1 ear on music 1 ear on mobile
1 eye on road 1 eye on girls.
Nose on breath Mouth on cigarate.
wat a busy...

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]]> <![CDATA[ Funny sms: Where is the hottest kiss ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-sms%3A-Where-is-the-hottest-kiss-.html 2010-04-20T00:14:12-05:00 2010-04-20T00:14:12-05:00

A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic KISS is on NECK
But seriously HOTTEST KISS is on Iron
Try it

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A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS
A passionate KISS is on LIPS
A romantic KISS is on NECK
But seriously HOTTEST KISS is on Iron
Try it

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from a cute Girl to a Boy.......
Girl- "Hey, I have lost my SurName.... Can I use Urs"....=) ]]>

from a cute Girl to a Boy.......
Girl- "Hey, I have lost my SurName.... Can I use Urs"....=) ]]> <![CDATA[ What is the true meaning of ‘Study’ ]]> waqas http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/What-is-the-true-meaning-of-%E2%80%98Study%E2%80%99.html 2010-04-18T16:40:24-05:00 2010-04-17T16:43:06-05:00

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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
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SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz. ]]>

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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
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SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz. ]]> <![CDATA[ Funny sms Difference between a cat and a dog ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-sms-Difference-between-a-cat-and-a-dog.html 2010-04-16T00:19:42-05:00 2010-04-16T00:19:42-05:00

<![CDATA[ Impossible to live without you ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Impossible-to-live-without-you.html 2010-03-31T20:03:17-05:00 2010-03-31T20:03:17-05:00

It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....
DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN... ]]>

It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second!
U r my life & I can feel U everywhere....
DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN... ]]> <![CDATA[ So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/So-Short-that-My-Wife-Cannot-pull-them.html 2010-03-31T12:03:26-05:00 2010-03-31T12:03:26-05:00

Barber: How short you would like to?
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them... ]]>

Barber: How short you would like to?
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them... ]]> <![CDATA[ Child Seen His Hips ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Child-Seen-His-Hips.html 2010-03-31T11:59:44-05:00 2010-03-31T11:59:44-05:00

One Day His Teacher Hit Him Hard On His Hips.
He Come To Home & See In The Mirror & Say
Kamini Ne Do Tukde Kar Diye ]]>

One Day His Teacher Hit Him Hard On His Hips.
He Come To Home & See In The Mirror & Say
Kamini Ne Do Tukde Kar Diye ]]> <![CDATA[ Complan pilane ka ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Complan-pilane-ka.html 2010-03-27T03:37:01-05:00 2010-03-27T03:37:01-05:00

An old was passing by ….
Guess what he said to Snake?
Sirf latakne se kuch nahi hoga. Mummy ko bolo complan pilane ka… ]]>

An old was passing by ….
Guess what he said to Snake?
Sirf latakne se kuch nahi hoga. Mummy ko bolo complan pilane ka… ]]> <![CDATA[ God made us body parts for a reason ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/God-made-us-body-parts-for-a-reason.html 2010-03-24T03:51:40-05:00 2010-03-24T03:51:40-05:00

Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!! ]]>

Eyes: to look at you
Hands: to pray for you
Mind: to remember you
Heart: to miss you
and…
Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Funny joke Teacher and Student ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-joke-Teacher-and-Student-.html 2010-03-24T03:45:26-05:00 2010-03-24T03:45:26-05:00

Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs. ]]>

Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs. ]]> <![CDATA[ There is nobody home ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/There-is-nobody-home.html 2010-03-22T17:06:40-05:00 2010-03-22T17:06:40-05:00

"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home

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"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home

]]> <![CDATA[ Funny joke 10 advantages of not having a LOVER ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-joke-10-advantages-of-not-having-a-LOVER.html 2010-03-22T16:43:00-05:00 2010-03-22T16:43:00-05:00

1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. ]]> <![CDATA[ im trying to cry but ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/im-trying-to-cry-but.html 2010-03-12T17:17:10-05:00 2010-03-12T17:17:10-05:00

"My wife died yesterday,
im trying to cry but tears are not coming out,
What to do?
FRIEND:
No problem, Just imagine she is coming back ]]>

"My wife died yesterday,
im trying to cry but tears are not coming out,
What to do?
FRIEND:
No problem, Just imagine she is coming back ]]> <![CDATA[ Can U swim ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Can-U-swim.html 2010-03-12T17:15:43-05:00 2010-03-12T17:15:43-05:00

Pthn:No
British: Dog is Better than u bcz It Swims
Pthn:Can u swim?
British: Yes
Pthn

en wts d Differenc btwn u & Dogs ]]>

Pthn:No
British: Dog is Better than u bcz It Swims
Pthn:Can u swim?
British: Yes
Pthn

en wts d Differenc btwn u & Dogs ]]> <![CDATA[ Remember ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Remember.html 2010-03-09T19:19:53-05:00 2010-03-09T19:19:53-05:00

I remember the park
I remember the grass
I remember the time
you grabed my ass.
Jessica ]]>

I remember the park
I remember the grass
I remember the time
you grabed my ass.
Jessica ]]> <![CDATA[ If you have too much money ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/If-you-have-too-much-money-.html 2010-03-08T16:56:44-05:00 2010-03-08T16:56:44-05:00

food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness.
You see, money is not everything.
Therefore, if you have too much,
please send it to me ASAP!!!!

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food but not appetite, amusement but not happiness.
You see, money is not everything.
Therefore, if you have too much,
please send it to me ASAP!!!!

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Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it … ]]>

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it … ]]> <![CDATA[ Principal 2 Students ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Principal-2-Students.html 2010-03-01T12:19:57-05:00 2010-03-01T12:19:57-05:00

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours! ]]>

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours! ]]> <![CDATA[ Ur Life Shud Be 654321 ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ur-Life-Shud-Be-654321.html 2010-03-01T12:16:14-05:00 2010-03-01T12:16:14-05:00

6-Digit Salary
5-Bedroom Apartment
4-Wheel Drive
3-Servants
2-Cute Children
1-One Sweetheart ]]>

6-Digit Salary
5-Bedroom Apartment
4-Wheel Drive
3-Servants
2-Cute Children
1-One Sweetheart ]]> <![CDATA[ Funny sms i look down and asy Ooops ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-sms-i-look-down-and-asy-Ooops.html 2010-02-23T23:34:01-05:00 2010-02-23T23:34:01-05:00

friendship means alot to me..
u smile, i smile..
u cry, i cry..
u jump out of the window,
i look down and asy: Ooops

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friendship means alot to me..
u smile, i smile..
u cry, i cry..
u jump out of the window,
i look down and asy: Ooops

]]> <![CDATA[ his was a missed call ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/his-was-a-missed-call.html 2010-02-18T09:18:43-05:00 2010-02-18T09:18:43-05:00

Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupi d "This was a missed call" ]]>

Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupi d "This was a missed call" ]]> <![CDATA[ Funny sms: How do you know ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-sms%3A-How-do-you-know.html 2010-02-06T05:11:50-05:00 2010-02-06T05:11:50-05:00

New Glasses
Patient: How do you know
I havent told you
whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell
as soon as you
Walked in through
the Window ]]>

New Glasses
Patient: How do you know
I havent told you
whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell
as soon as you
Walked in through
the Window ]]> <![CDATA[ How does a Sardar Dial 9945599455 ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/How-does-a-Sardar-Dial-9945599455.html 2010-02-04T17:28:28-05:00 2010-02-04T17:28:28-05:00

First he dials 99455 then press REDIAL Intelligent like U! ]]>

First he dials 99455 then press REDIAL Intelligent like U! ]]> <![CDATA[ Hindi Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2010-02-02T07:18:12-05:00 2010-02-02T07:18:12-05:00

Mallika ke dil main aatamhatya ka vichar ho gaya….
Dono taage faila ke woh rail ki patri pe let gayee…..
Dusre din NEWS aayi…
RAJDHANI EXPRESS kho gayi…… ]]>

Mallika ke dil main aatamhatya ka vichar ho gaya….
Dono taage faila ke woh rail ki patri pe let gayee…..
Dusre din NEWS aayi…
RAJDHANI EXPRESS kho gayi…… ]]> <![CDATA[ Funny Husband Wife ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-Husband-Wife.html 2010-02-02T07:10:37-05:00 2010-02-02T07:10:37-05:00

Wife- aur???
Wife chillate hue--aur??
Husband- aur lanat hai aisi zindagi pe... ]]>

Wife- aur???
Wife chillate hue--aur??
Husband- aur lanat hai aisi zindagi pe... ]]> <![CDATA[ The perfect son ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/The-perfect-son.html 2010-01-22T16:56:32-05:00 2010-01-22T15:56:14-05:00

B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. ]]> <![CDATA[ friends promise ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/friends-promise.html 2010-01-08T15:40:12-05:00 2010-01-08T15:40:12-05:00

So I promise
I will attend your
Wedding
*Talash-e-Wafa* ]]>

So I promise
I will attend your
Wedding
*Talash-e-Wafa* ]]> <![CDATA[ 3 kind of men ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/3-kind-of-men.html 2010-01-08T15:36:15-05:00 2010-01-08T15:36:15-05:00

Do You Know?
1-The AFRICANS:
They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Wife The Most.
2-The AMERICANS:
They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their Girlfriend The Most.
3-The PAKISTANIS:
They have 1 Wife & 1 Girlfriend But They Love Their House-Maid The Most. ]]> <![CDATA[ Indian sms - Dekh loo Kameenoun ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Indian-sms---Dekh-loo-Kameenoun.html 2010-01-08T15:35:28-05:00 2010-01-08T15:32:06-05:00

Ehsas humko hi aaya hai,
Hamein b yad kar k dekh lo kameeno!!!!!!
Company ne ye mobile sirf girl friend k liyay nahi banaya hy
More Flirt Sms ]]>

Ehsas humko hi aaya hai,
Hamein b yad kar k dekh lo kameeno!!!!!!
Company ne ye mobile sirf girl friend k liyay nahi banaya hy
More Flirt Sms ]]> <![CDATA[ Indian sms - Ab sms nahi karna ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Indian-sms---Ab-sms-nahi-karna.html 2010-01-08T15:30:00-05:00 2010-01-08T15:29:03-05:00

Q $M$ krte rehty ho.?
Kis ne dya apko mera number.?
Ab $M$ nhi krna, ]]>

Q $M$ krte rehty ho.?
Kis ne dya apko mera number.?
Ab $M$ nhi krna, ]]> <![CDATA[ urdu sms jab koi baat bigad jae ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/urdu-sms--jab-koi-baat-bigad-jae-.html 2010-01-04T23:11:14-05:00 2010-01-04T23:11:14-05:00

jab koi mushkil badh jae
toh
toh
toh
Hoth ghuma,
seeti baja,
seeti baja k bol
bhaiya...
ALL IZZ WELL ... ]]>

jab koi mushkil badh jae
toh
toh
toh
Hoth ghuma,
seeti baja,
seeti baja k bol
bhaiya...
ALL IZZ WELL ... ]]> <![CDATA[ depressed boy asked an old man ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/depressed-boy-asked-an-old-man.html 2009-12-23T10:09:21-05:00 2009-12-23T10:09:21-05:00

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One.

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Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One.

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Boy: Pakistani.
Teacher: Woh Kese?
Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni
Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha.

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Boy: Pakistani.
Teacher: Woh Kese?
Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni
Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha.

]]> <![CDATA[ tmhara baap tailor hy ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/tmhara-baap-tailor-hy.html 2009-12-23T10:07:43-05:00 2009-12-23T10:07:43-05:00

Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,
Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua! ]]>

Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,
Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua! ]]> <![CDATA[ passport size photo nikalo ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/passport-size-photo-nikalo.html 2009-12-23T09:59:58-05:00 2009-12-23T09:59:58-05:00

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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye" ]]>

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"Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye" ]]> <![CDATA[ Aapki Achi Nokri ho ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aapki-Achi-Nokri-ho.html 2009-12-23T09:54:57-05:00 2009-12-23T09:54:57-05:00

Aapki Achi Nokri ho
1 Achi Chokri ho
Aapko Miss kre
Mujhe Kiss kre
Apko Papi de
Mje Japhi de
Apse Ikrar kre
Mjse Pyar kre
Aap K sath Roye
Mere sath Soye.

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Aapki Achi Nokri ho
1 Achi Chokri ho
Aapko Miss kre
Mujhe Kiss kre
Apko Papi de
Mje Japhi de
Apse Ikrar kre
Mjse Pyar kre
Aap K sath Roye
Mere sath Soye.

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Oh my GOD
oh my MOLA
Give me one TOYOTA ya COROLLA
A Mobile NOKIA ya MOTROLA
God I'm alone in your Whole World.
So Please Give me one GIRL Friend who has age of SOLA.
But the Girl should be HOT and SHOLA. ]]> <![CDATA[ Ki Bomb Da Bhrosa Yaar ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ki-Bomb-Da-Bhrosa-Yaar.html 2009-12-23T09:53:42-05:00 2009-12-23T09:53:42-05:00

Bumb kidron di aawy.
Chadd Mulak te Chaliye Baar
Ho'oo
Chadd Mulak te Chaliye Baar
Kam Aaway na Aaway
Ki Bumb da barosa Yaar! ]]>

Bumb kidron di aawy.
Chadd Mulak te Chaliye Baar
Ho'oo
Chadd Mulak te Chaliye Baar
Kam Aaway na Aaway
Ki Bumb da barosa Yaar! ]]> <![CDATA[ Us Masoom ki Kya Ghalti ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Us-Masoom-ki-Kya-Ghalti.html 2009-12-23T09:50:44-05:00 2009-12-23T09:50:44-05:00

Just Don't Tell
Because
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.
Is Mai Us Masoom ki Kya Ghalti.
Woh Kyon Saza Bhugtey? ]]>

Just Don't Tell
Because
.
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.
.
.
Is Mai Us Masoom ki Kya Ghalti.
Woh Kyon Saza Bhugtey? ]]> <![CDATA[ Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Tumko-Sharam-Nahi-Aati.html 2009-12-23T09:49:27-05:00 2009-12-23T09:49:27-05:00

Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

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Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai.
Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati.
Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

]]> <![CDATA[ Pathan Corrected CNIC ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Pathan-Corrected-CNIC.html 2009-12-23T09:48:40-05:00 2009-12-23T09:48:40-05:00

Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya. ]]>

Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya. ]]> <![CDATA[ Prevent Noise Pollution ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Prevent-Noise-Pollution.html 2009-12-22T02:05:21-05:00 2009-12-22T02:05:21-05:00

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Keep Vehicle Horn in Silent Mode!

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Keep Vehicle Horn in Silent Mode!

]]> <![CDATA[ doctor ne jawab de dia hy ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/doctor-ne-jawab-de-dia-hy.html 2009-12-21T02:15:46-05:00 2009-12-21T02:15:46-05:00

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don't do the following, he'll die.
Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don't discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."
On the way home, the husband asked:
"What did the Dr. say?
She said:
"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy ]]> <![CDATA[ i m so proud of myself ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/i-m-so-proud-of-myself-.html 2009-12-21T02:15:16-05:00 2009-12-21T02:15:16-05:00

.... M Y S E L F ....
I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months
And
The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D ]]>

.... M Y S E L F ....
I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months
And
The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D ]]> <![CDATA[ naam N R O main nikal aaya hay ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/naam-N-R-O-main-nikal-aaya-hay.html 2009-12-21T02:13:33-05:00 2009-12-21T02:13:33-05:00

jaisay in ka naam (N.R.O) main nikal aaya hay. ]]>

jaisay in ka naam (N.R.O) main nikal aaya hay. ]]> <![CDATA[ mobile bana hai har larki ki shan ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/mobile-bana-hai-har-larki-ki-shan.html 2009-12-21T02:12:43-05:00 2009-12-21T02:12:43-05:00

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan
MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan
Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan
12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan
Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran
Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,
Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,
Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,
Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan. ]]> <![CDATA[ a word that has more than 100 letters ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/a-word-that-has-more-than-100-letters.html 2009-12-21T02:09:02-05:00 2009-12-21T02:09:02-05:00

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX ]]>

Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX ]]> <![CDATA[ Do I look like a foreigner ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Do-I-look-like-a-foreigner.html 2009-12-21T02:08:05-05:00 2009-12-21T02:08:05-05:00

Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London, a lady asked me `Are you a foreigner`? ]]>

Santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London, a lady asked me `Are you a foreigner`? ]]> <![CDATA[ You are trying to see my wife ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/You-are-trying-to-see-my-wife.html 2009-12-21T02:07:26-05:00 2009-12-21T02:07:26-05:00

Santa shouted: You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive. ]]>

Santa shouted: You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive. ]]> <![CDATA[ Color of Orange is orange ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Color-of-Orange-is-orange.html 2009-12-21T02:06:32-05:00 2009-12-21T02:06:32-05:00

Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. ]]>

Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE. ]]> <![CDATA[ Mujhe Chhor Diya Faraz ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mujhe-Chhor-Diya-Faraz.html 2009-12-21T02:02:43-05:00 2009-12-21T02:02:43-05:00

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Bajy k Baad.
Aur
Tum Online Aaty Ho 12 Bajy K Baad.

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Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Bajy k Baad.
Aur
Tum Online Aaty Ho 12 Bajy K Baad.

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Par Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Dogey.
Is Liye Ab Cancel.

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Par Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Dogey.
Is Liye Ab Cancel.

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Car k Peeche Likha Tha:
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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain.

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Car k Peeche Likha Tha:
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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano
Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain.

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BOAT BASIN Per 10:30PM Ok?
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From: Saylani Welfare Trust. ]]>

BOAT BASIN Per 10:30PM Ok?
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From: Saylani Welfare Trust. ]]> <![CDATA[ Why student fails ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Why-student-fails.html 2009-12-19T10:02:40-05:00 2009-12-19T10:02:40-05:00

Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy? ]]> <![CDATA[ aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/aurat-k-hath-mein-barkat-hoti-hai.html 2009-12-18T23:02:14-05:00 2009-12-18T23:02:14-05:00

Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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"Chapaati"
Think positive yar ]]>

Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
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"Chapaati"
Think positive yar ]]> <![CDATA[ nahanay se pehlay kia lagaya karon? ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/nahanay-se-pehlay-kia-lagaya-karon%3F.html 2009-12-18T22:59:28-05:00 2009-12-18T22:59:28-05:00

Es ki hifazat k liye main nahanay se pehlay kia lagaya karon?
Doctor:
"Kundi" ]]>

Es ki hifazat k liye main nahanay se pehlay kia lagaya karon?
Doctor:
"Kundi" ]]> <![CDATA[ Miss Se Nikah Karne ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Miss-Se-Nikah-Karne.html 2009-12-17T02:13:34-05:00 2009-12-17T02:13:34-05:00

Raaste Mai Kisi ne Puchha: Beta! Parhne ja rahe ho?
Larka: Nahi! Miss se Nikah karne ja raha hoon.

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Raaste Mai Kisi ne Puchha: Beta! Parhne ja rahe ho?
Larka: Nahi! Miss se Nikah karne ja raha hoon.

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Miyan BV Aur Bache So Rahe The,
Achanak Se Un Ka Bacha Cheekh Cheekh K Rone Laga.
B.V: Kambakht WAPDA Wale Waqt Ba Waqt Light Khool K Bachon ko Dara Dete Hain.
Na Ro, Soja Mera Beta 1 Gantay Ki Baat Hai,
Phir BAND Karden Ge, Aram Se Soja.

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]]> <![CDATA[ Humesha apne demag ke suno ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Humesha-apne-demag-ke-suno.html 2009-12-16T03:56:13-05:00 2009-12-16T03:56:13-05:00

Kuch Haasil Krna Ho To
Humesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno
Agr Dimag Se Koi Jwab Na Aaye To
Aankhen Band Kr K
Socho
Kya Mere Paas Dimaag Hai? ]]>

Kuch Haasil Krna Ho To
Humesha Apne Dimag Ki Suno
Agr Dimag Se Koi Jwab Na Aaye To
Aankhen Band Kr K
Socho
Kya Mere Paas Dimaag Hai? ]]> <![CDATA[ 100 rupay ka note mila ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/100-rupay-ka-note-mila.html 2009-12-16T03:45:51-05:00 2009-12-16T03:45:51-05:00

Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak"

: ) ]]>

Jis par likha tha,,
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. "Eid Mubarak"
PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola
"khair Mubarak"

: ) ]]> <![CDATA[ Maar Khao Ghar Wali Se ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Maar-Khao-Ghar-Wali-Se.html 2009-12-15T02:51:09-05:00 2009-12-15T02:51:09-05:00

Pyar Karo Office Wali Se,
Batein Karo Parros Wali Se,
Aankh Ladao Sali Se,
Love Karo Dil Wali Se,
Aur Maar Khao Ghar Wali Se.

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Pyar Karo Office Wali Se,
Batein Karo Parros Wali Se,
Aankh Ladao Sali Se,
Love Karo Dil Wali Se,
Aur Maar Khao Ghar Wali Se.

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Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.
Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye.

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]]> <![CDATA[ Friends are Always Badtameez ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Friends-are-Always-Badtameez.html 2009-12-15T02:49:48-05:00 2009-12-15T02:49:48-05:00

They receive many msgs but they send 'ikka dukka' msgs in a week.
Actually they r spacial kind of 'bgairat'.
They become more 'Dheet' after a lot of 'baisti'.
They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very Sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.
And they never eat 'SHARAM'.

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]]> <![CDATA[ Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mai-Tumse-Pyar-Krti-Hun.html 2009-12-14T05:55:26-05:00 2009-12-14T05:55:26-05:00

Means Kya Hota H?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"

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Means Kya Hota H?
GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti Hun
SANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli"

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Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.

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1) they Look healthy due to packings inside
2)wearing new unwashed clothes
3) new haircut n face shave
4) they do not speak or engage in talk
5) Recite something in their mouth
Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above
Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P

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]]> <![CDATA[ pathan naqli note lekar ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/pathan-naqli-note-lekar.html 2009-12-14T05:49:37-05:00 2009-12-14T05:49:37-05:00

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon. ]]>

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon. ]]> <![CDATA[ tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/tum-aesi-roti-nahi-bana-sakhti.html 2009-12-14T05:48:44-05:00 2009-12-14T05:48:44-05:00

jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy

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jesi meri ammi pakati thi.
Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy

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Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate. ]]>

Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate. ]]> <![CDATA[ Wake up SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Wake-up-SMS.html 2009-12-14T04:35:19-05:00 2009-12-14T04:35:19-05:00

Don`t spend too much time on bed, because only whores make money there!
So get up and get going, Good Day! ]]>

Don`t spend too much time on bed, because only whores make money there!
So get up and get going, Good Day! ]]> <![CDATA[ Why are you crying ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Why-are-you-crying.html 2009-12-14T04:33:32-05:00 2009-12-14T04:33:32-05:00

Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo! ]]>

Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo! ]]> <![CDATA[ Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Sardar-sent-SMS-to-his-BOSS.html 2009-12-14T04:14:00-05:00 2009-12-14T04:14:00-05:00

“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet” ]]>

“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet” ]]> <![CDATA[ Pehlay to aik Ghanta kartay thay ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Pehlay-to-aik-Ghanta-kartay-thay.html 2009-12-14T04:10:49-05:00 2009-12-14T04:10:49-05:00

Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

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es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di ]]>

es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di ]]> <![CDATA[ I love u kehnay ka Din ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/I-love-u-kehnay-ka-Din.html 2009-12-13T09:37:17-05:00 2009-12-13T09:37:11-05:00

Guess??
Guess??
Guess??
Simple yar 1st April
agar baat ban gaye to cool warna keh do April Fool ]]>

Guess??
Guess??
Guess??
Simple yar 1st April
agar baat ban gaye to cool warna keh do April Fool ]]> <![CDATA[ Intehayee Educational Shair ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Intehayee-Educational-Shair.html 2009-12-13T09:23:17-05:00 2009-12-13T09:23:17-05:00

Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina Kajal Se Lais
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Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.

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Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina Kajal Se Lais
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Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.

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]]> <![CDATA[ Engineer Ho K Nahi Kamata ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Engineer-Ho-K-Nahi-Kamata.html 2009-12-13T09:18:44-05:00 2009-12-13T09:18:44-05:00

Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
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Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.

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Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
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Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.

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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.

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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.

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ISRO?
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NASA?
No.
Ranbir Kapoor k Paas.
Kyon K Uske "POCKET mein Rocket" Hai.

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ISRO?
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NASA?
No.
Ranbir Kapoor k Paas.
Kyon K Uske "POCKET mein Rocket" Hai.

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Jano
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sohno
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i love u
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i miss u
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i kiss u
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oops
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bura laga kya?
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to mai kya kron,
Zong walay kehty hain
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\"SAB KEH DO\"YAAR ]]>

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Jano
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sohno
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i love u
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i miss u
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i kiss u
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oops
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bura laga kya?
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to mai kya kron,
Zong walay kehty hain
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\"SAB KEH DO\"YAAR ]]> <![CDATA[ Ager AAp Ka Pass Koi.... ]]> vicky http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ager-AAp-Ka-Pass-Koi.....html 2009-12-12T09:04:07-05:00 2009-12-12T08:39:26-05:00

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Girl Friend Na H0
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D0st Na H0
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mazå Na H0
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S.M.S Na H0n
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Zindagi Bhi B0ring H0
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T0 Please L0g 0n Karein
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WWW.Rabba chuk le mainu.C0M.pk. ]]>

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Girl Friend Na H0
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D0st Na H0
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mazå Na H0
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S.M.S Na H0n
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Zindagi Bhi B0ring H0
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T0 Please L0g 0n Karein
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WWW.Rabba chuk le mainu.C0M.pk. ]]> <![CDATA[ A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight. ]]> vicky http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Good-Night.html 2009-12-12T09:04:25-05:00 2009-12-12T07:53:21-05:00

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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
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Moral: Take evrything positively... ]]>

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Dad asked: “how did u feel?”
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It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
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Moral: Take evrything positively... ]]> <![CDATA[ Nojawano K Liye Kaam ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Nojawano-K-Liye-Kaam.html 2009-12-11T07:32:32-05:00 2009-12-11T07:32:32-05:00

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Socho Kon Sa?
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Aur Socho
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3.99 Rupay Main 500 SMS.

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Socho Kon Sa?
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Aur Socho
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3.99 Rupay Main 500 SMS.

]]> <![CDATA[ Larkion ko ezzat do ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Larkion-ko-ezzat-do.html 2009-12-09T03:06:43-05:00 2009-12-09T03:06:43-05:00

Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay
To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den”…
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi) ]]>

Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay
To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den”…
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi) ]]> <![CDATA[ Kisi ka Mazaaq Mat Urrao ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kisi-ka-Mazaaq-Mat-Urrao.html 2009-12-09T01:57:31-05:00 2009-12-09T01:57:31-05:00

Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.
Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...
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Bachiyan Phansai Hon.

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Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.
Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...
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Bachiyan Phansai Hon.

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Mom: Woh Kese?
Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain.

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Mom: Woh Kese?
Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain.

]]> <![CDATA[ Guess What is This? ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Guess-What-is-This%3F.html 2009-12-07T10:34:53-05:00 2009-12-07T10:34:53-05:00

Guess What is This?
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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT!

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Guess What is This?
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Abay Aaj Ki Date Hai.
AKHROT!

]]> <![CDATA[ Funny But True Fact ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-But-True-Fact.html 2009-12-07T10:32:20-05:00 2009-12-07T10:32:20-05:00

A Woman worries About Her Future till She gets a Husband,
A man never worries About his Future until he gets a Wife!
What do u say? ]]>

A Woman worries About Her Future till She gets a Husband,
A man never worries About his Future until he gets a Wife!
What do u say? ]]> <![CDATA[ America Jana Chahta Hon ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/America-Jana-Chahta-Hon.html 2009-12-07T10:19:44-05:00 2009-12-07T10:19:44-05:00

Baba G: Rozana suraj niklny k bad 300 bar "Al-Qaida" parha karo.
America waly khud Aakr Le Jaingy. ]]>

Baba G: Rozana suraj niklny k bad 300 bar "Al-Qaida" parha karo.
America waly khud Aakr Le Jaingy. ]]> <![CDATA[ Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Jab-Se-Sardi-ki-Hui-Hai-Pehli-Baarish.html 2009-12-07T06:00:53-05:00 2009-12-07T06:00:53-05:00

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,
Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,
Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish.

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Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,
Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,
Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish.

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Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,
us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...
-William Mufta ]]>

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,
us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...
-William Mufta ]]> <![CDATA[ Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Lo-G-mera-1-or-Sher-Arz-hai.html 2009-12-05T06:10:04-05:00 2009-12-05T06:10:04-05:00

Idhar B 'situm' ho Gaya hai
Udher B 'situm' ho Gaya hai
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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.

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Idhar B 'situm' ho Gaya hai
Udher B 'situm' ho Gaya hai
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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.

]]> <![CDATA[ Ab Shikwa / Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/mazahiya-shayari-shikwa.html 2009-11-27T11:56:02-05:00 2009-11-27T11:54:39-05:00

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Maangi Thi Tum Se "Chip Stick" Aur Tum Mujhe "Elfy" De Gaye.

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Maangi Thi Tum Se "Chip Stick" Aur Tum Mujhe "Elfy" De Gaye.

]]> <![CDATA[ D For Dhamakey / Politics Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/politics-funny-sms-dhamakey.html 2009-11-23T10:59:40-05:00 2009-11-23T10:58:29-05:00

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A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
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2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
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A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey

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A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog
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2009 Mai Parhty Hain:
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A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey

]]> <![CDATA[ Lagaan Remix 2050 / Hindi Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Hindi-Funny-SMS-Lagaan-Remix.html 2009-11-23T10:50:25-05:00 2009-11-23T10:49:23-05:00

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Climax Scene:
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24 Runs Needed and 1 Ball Left.
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Bowler Bowls.
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Amir Hits
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Ball Splits into 4 pieces.
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All pieces go for 6's
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Aamir Wins.

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Climax Scene:
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24 Runs Needed and 1 Ball Left.
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Bowler Bowls.
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Amir Hits
.
Ball Splits into 4 pieces.
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All pieces go for 6's
.
Aamir Wins.

]]> <![CDATA[ Love Story 2052 / Urdu Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Urdu-Funny-SMS-Love-Story2050.html 2009-11-23T10:48:53-05:00 2009-11-23T10:45:57-05:00

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Ek Larky ko Larki se pyar Hogya
Larki ne Larky se Pucha Tum Mere lye kya kar Sakty ho?
Larka bola jo Tum kaho.
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Larki ne kaha Agar Tum Mujhse Sachi Mohabbat Karty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr Aao.
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Larka DIL le Aaya, Larki ne Usse Shadi Krli,
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larki ne wo DIL Theli me Daal k Apne Room Mai latka dia.
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30 Saal Bad Jab Uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka Check-up kia.
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To Wo DIL Bakry ka Nikla or usne andaza lagaya k
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ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI. ]]> <![CDATA[ Bijli Nhi Hoti // Load Shedding SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/load-shedding-funny-sms-bijli.html 2009-11-19T09:29:52-05:00 2009-11-19T09:27:58-05:00

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K
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Jab Bijli He Nahi Hoti to Bill Kahan Se Aata hai?

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K
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Jab Bijli He Nahi Hoti to Bill Kahan Se Aata hai?

]]> <![CDATA[ Choty Bhai ki Tarah / Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Imdad Ullah Khiyal http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/mazahiya-shayari-choty-bhai.html 2009-11-19T09:50:09-05:00 2009-11-18T04:55:01-05:00

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Pyaar Main Judai Ki Tarah.
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Khuda Karay Aapki Girlfriend Aapko Rakhay..
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Bilkul Apny Chhotay Bhai Ki Tarah.
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Bolo Aameen. ]]>

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Pyaar Main Judai Ki Tarah.
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Khuda Karay Aapki Girlfriend Aapko Rakhay..
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Bilkul Apny Chhotay Bhai Ki Tarah.
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Bolo Aameen. ]]> <![CDATA[ Jitni Sugar Chahiye // Urdu Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/urdu-funny-sms-jitni-sugar.html 2009-11-16T07:45:53-05:00 2009-11-16T07:40:50-05:00

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Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India.

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Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India.

]]> <![CDATA[ Chumi Le Li // Punjabi Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/funny-sms-chummi-leli.html 2009-11-15T05:53:55-05:00 2009-11-15T05:51:44-05:00

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Aik Din 1 Totay ne Doosry ki Chumi lay li...
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Os Aadmi ne Saza k tor par Totay ki Tind kar di,
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Kuch Din baad Osi Aadmi k Ghar MEHFIL-e-NAAT thi,
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To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Welcome k liye Darwazy pe Bitha dia,
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Kuch dair baad Os Aadmi ne Aa k dekha sab andar Aa gaye hain,
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Lekin Ganjay Aadmi bahir hain,
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To Os Aadmi ne Totay ko Kaha k Inhein kyun nahi andar Aanay dia,
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Tota Bola:
"Leniyaan CHUMIYAAN,TAY AANA MEHFILAN TAY".. Ay bahir he thek ne....@ ]]> <![CDATA[ Fatwa Shareef / Politics SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Politics-Funny-SMS-Fatwa.html 2009-11-14T11:09:27-05:00 2009-11-14T11:07:21-05:00

FATWA Sharef
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(MOLANA
Fazal-Ur-RahmAn)
.
Apse"Guzarish"hy
k
ZONG
ka"NETWORK
Mat"use"kren
OR
Na"hi
Apni"SIM
ZONG"me
CONVERT"karwaen
Q K
.
ZONG"walon"ne
Musalmano"ko
Boht"bara
Dhoka"dia"hy
.
Unho"ne
Apni
ADVERTISEMENT"
Me"jitni"Bhi
LARkiON"k
NO's
Bataye"hain
Wo"Sab
BAND"hain
.
Me"Check
kr"ChukA"hOon
.
(Molana) ]]> <![CDATA[ Aik Zaroori Bat / Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Politics-Funny-SMS-Zaroori-Bat.html 2009-11-12T12:12:07-05:00 2009-11-12T12:10:33-05:00

1
Special
Bat
Krni he
.
Koi
Pas
To nhi
.
Zra akely ho
Jao
.
Or
Kisi
Ko
Na
btana
Wrna
Koi
B
Msla
Bn
Skta he
.
Ghor
Se suno
.
.
.
"Cheeni hai ap k pass? ]]>

1
Special
Bat
Krni he
.
Koi
Pas
To nhi
.
Zra akely ho
Jao
.
Or
Kisi
Ko
Na
btana
Wrna
Koi
B
Msla
Bn
Skta he
.
Ghor
Se suno
.
.
.
"Cheeni hai ap k pass? ]]> <![CDATA[ Aaj Ki Dua // Urdu Funny Quotes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/urdu-funny-quotes-dua-v9867.html 2009-11-11T12:41:05-05:00 2009-11-11T12:39:43-05:00

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Aye Allah!
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Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.
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Sab Kaho Aameen.

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Aye Allah!
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Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.
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Sab Kaho Aameen.

]]> <![CDATA[ New Exciting Offer / Urdu Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/urdu-funny-sms-exciting-offer.html 2009-11-11T12:36:57-05:00 2009-11-11T12:34:21-05:00

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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Saath 1 AATAY Ka Saashay (Sachet) Bilkul Free.

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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Saath 1 AATAY Ka Saashay (Sachet) Bilkul Free.

]]> <![CDATA[ Dilchasp Duaen ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Dilchasp-Duaen-Funny-SMS.html 2009-11-09T01:48:16-05:00 2009-11-09T01:46:26-05:00

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Arshad Ko Dua Mili K Sada Hnsty Muskraty Raho, Aj Wo Pagal Khany Me Hy
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Ajmal Ko Dua Mili k Dunya Tere Ishary Pr Chaly,Aj Wo Trafic Constabl Hy
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Tipu Ko Dua Mili K Teri Zindgi Me Phol Khilty Rahen,Aj Wo Schol Me Mali Hy
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Bublo Ko Dua Mili K Sada Chamkty Raho Aj Bablo K Sr Py 1 B Bal Nhi
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Tabasum Ko Dua Mili Hmesha Logo K Dukh Drd Me Kam Aao, Tabsum Aj Nurs hy
.
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Ap bolo Apko kon c Dua di jae.?
Bara kehty ho k Dua me yad rkhna. ]]> <![CDATA[ Key of Love // SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-key-of-love.html 2009-11-09T01:03:10-05:00 2009-11-09T01:01:06-05:00

Key of LOVE
.
LoVe is a Lock
of Marriage
.
Marriage is a
Box Of Children
.
Children are
Problem Of Pakistan
.
So ..
.
Stop Kissing &
Save Pakistan.. ]]>

Key of LOVE
.
LoVe is a Lock
of Marriage
.
Marriage is a
Box Of Children
.
Children are
Problem Of Pakistan
.
So ..
.
Stop Kissing &
Save Pakistan.. ]]> <![CDATA[ Main Ho Faraz // Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Faraz-SMS-Main-Hon-Faraz.html 2009-11-06T12:34:23-05:00 2009-11-06T12:28:13-05:00

ROOH Ka BADLA
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Andheri Raat Thi,
Ghar Pe Koi Nahi Tha.
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Achanak Awaz I,
Maine Darr K Uth K Gharri Dekhi To
.
Raat K 3 Baj Rahy Thy, Light Jalai.
To Light Gai Hui Thi.
.
Phir Torch Pakri,
Aur Darrtay Darrtay DOOR EYE Se Dekha to Koi Nahi Tha.
.
Main Darr K Pucha, Kon Hai?
Par Aawaz Nahi I.
.
Phir Pucha To
Bohat Zor Se Garajti Hui Bhayanak Si Awaz Aai.
.
Main Hon...
.
.
FARAZ.
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Chun Chun K Badla Longa Kameeno..!

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]]> <![CDATA[ Dilbar Jani // Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-11-06T11:55:48-05:00 2009-11-06T11:51:16-05:00

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Tumse Kaise Nazar Milaaen O Dilbar Jani.
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Wah Wah.
.
Tumse Kese Nazar Milaen O Dilbar Jani.
.
.
Teri Sajji Aankh Kaani(-_+)
.
Meri Khabbi Aankh Kaani (+_-). ]]>

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Tumse Kaise Nazar Milaaen O Dilbar Jani.
.
Wah Wah.
.
Tumse Kese Nazar Milaen O Dilbar Jani.
.
.
Teri Sajji Aankh Kaani(-_+)
.
Meri Khabbi Aankh Kaani (+_-). ]]> <![CDATA[ Sakht Nafrat / Hindi Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/hindi-funny-sms-susu.html 2009-11-05T11:42:57-05:00 2009-11-05T11:37:52-05:00

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Teacher ne students se kaha
Jab susu aye to bolna -Aap aya hai-
.
1 din
1 studnt ko potty aa rahi thi
or
wo buri buri shaklain bana raha tha.
.
Teacher
Aap aya hai ?
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Student:
Nahi
Aap ka baap aya hai...

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]]> <![CDATA[ Mardana Kamzori / Naughty SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/adult-sms-mardana-kamzori.html 2009-11-05T11:35:15-05:00 2009-11-05T11:33:45-05:00

Teacher: beta agr ap k khawab me koi larki aey aur wahan se b bach k nikal jaey to isy mardana kamzori kehtey han. ') ]]>

Teacher: beta agr ap k khawab me koi larki aey aur wahan se b bach k nikal jaey to isy mardana kamzori kehtey han. ') ]]> <![CDATA[ Pateint Loot Liya / Urdu Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/urdu-funny-sms-patient-loot-lya.html 2009-10-29T02:22:51-05:00 2009-10-29T02:20:24-05:00

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Bcoz They All have an excLusive msg onLy for tha Chemist:
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"Mene Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Tumhari bari"

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Bcoz They All have an excLusive msg onLy for tha Chemist:
.
"Mene Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Tumhari bari"

]]> <![CDATA[ World in 2020 / Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/urdu-sms-jokes-world-2020.html 2009-10-27T13:24:45-05:00 2009-10-27T13:23:12-05:00

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Larki larkay ko dekh kr kahy gi
.
0ye dekh yar kia papu bacha Ja raha hai
.
2nd Girl: chal iss ka numbr lety hain
.
Girls: 0ye chikney tera numbr kia hai ray
.
Larka sharmaty howy kahy ga
.
aap K ghar mein BAAP, BHAI nhi hain Kia..?? ]]> <![CDATA[ 1 Glass Pani / Urdu Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/urdu-funny-sms-glass-pani.html 2009-10-27T13:22:36-05:00 2009-10-27T13:21:06-05:00

PAPA: Khud uth k pe Lo
BOY: Plz de do na,
PAPA: Ab manga to thapar maron ga,
BOY: Thapar marne Aao to Paani Lete Aana ]]>

PAPA: Khud uth k pe Lo
BOY: Plz de do na,
PAPA: Ab manga to thapar maron ga,
BOY: Thapar marne Aao to Paani Lete Aana ]]> <![CDATA[ Bachy Ka Half Ticket / Urdu Funny Quotes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/urdu-funny-sms-half-ticket.html 2009-10-24T23:29:22-05:00 2009-10-24T23:27:59-05:00

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Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai ]]>

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Baap Ghusse Se: Iske umer 12 se zeada kese hoskte hai? 12 sal to meri shadi ko hue hain.
.
T.T: Me yahan ticket chk Krne Aaya hun,
Gunahon ka Aiteraf Sunne nai ]]> <![CDATA[ Reporter Ne 1 Zakhmi ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/funny-sms-report-ne-zakhmi.html 2009-10-23T21:38:52-05:00 2009-10-23T21:37:48-05:00

"Kia wo phat gya tha?"
.
Zakhmi Ghusay se:
"Nahi.! Wo reeng ker mere pas aaya aur pyar se bola"
.
.
"THAAA" ]]>

"Kia wo phat gya tha?"
.
Zakhmi Ghusay se:
"Nahi.! Wo reeng ker mere pas aaya aur pyar se bola"
.
.
"THAAA" ]]> <![CDATA[ Doctor to Sheikh / Punjabi Sheikh SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/sheikh-funny-sms-doctor.html 2009-10-22T21:26:04-05:00 2009-10-22T21:23:47-05:00

Sheikh: Ap k bachay ki taang katni pry ge...
Sheikh pareshan ho gya or kaha,
Pehly dasna si main ainoo navee juti na ly k denda... ]]>

Sheikh: Ap k bachay ki taang katni pry ge...
Sheikh pareshan ho gya or kaha,
Pehly dasna si main ainoo navee juti na ly k denda... ]]> <![CDATA[ Sapno Mei Kho Jao / Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/mazahiya-shayari-sapno-mein.html 2009-10-22T21:11:58-05:00 2009-10-22T21:10:37-05:00

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kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi k ho jao,
.
Agger kuch b na ker sako to,
.
Moun mein choosni lo aur so jao.

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kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi k ho jao,
.
Agger kuch b na ker sako to,
.
Moun mein choosni lo aur so jao.

]]> <![CDATA[ Ek Aurat Ke Ghar / Punjabi Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/punjabi-funny-sms-ek-aurat.html 2009-10-22T21:07:53-05:00 2009-10-22T21:05:38-05:00

.
Wo Gas office gae aur manager se kaha,
.
"Na menu inna bil bhej dta, mai ki dozakh nu pipe dita ae" ? ]]>

.
Wo Gas office gae aur manager se kaha,
.
"Na menu inna bil bhej dta, mai ki dozakh nu pipe dita ae" ? ]]> <![CDATA[ Molvi Bolta Hai ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/molvi-sms-molvi-bolta-hai.html 2009-10-22T23:33:34-05:00 2009-10-22T20:40:10-05:00

.
zuban band ho to Ankhain bolti hain
.
.
"Ankhain"band hön tu dil bolta ha"
.
.
"dil"
band ho to
.
.
molvi bolta ha "4 takbeer namaz-e-jnaza."
RUB JANY

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.
zuban band ho to Ankhain bolti hain
.
.
"Ankhain"band hön tu dil bolta ha"
.
.
"dil"
band ho to
.
.
molvi bolta ha "4 takbeer namaz-e-jnaza."
RUB JANY

]]> <![CDATA[ ATM Password / Pin Code ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/cool-sms-atm-password.html 2009-10-21T02:37:55-05:00 2009-10-20T21:21:11-05:00

Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day
Let us START with your ATM Password first. ]]>

Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day
Let us START with your ATM Password first. ]]> <![CDATA[ Silly Quotes / Redefined Definations ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/silly-sms-quotes-definations-1.html 2009-10-20T21:23:20-05:00 2009-10-20T21:21:11-05:00

1) Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
.
2) Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
.
3) Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
.
4) Divorce - Future tense of marriage.
.
5) Lecture - The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.
.
6) Genius - scroll down & see the sender's name. ]]> <![CDATA[ Daata Darbaar ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/boy-girl-sms-daata-darbaar.html 2009-10-17T13:55:54-05:00 2009-10-17T13:54:22-05:00

I Love u kehny ki
sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
.
Boy2: Daata drbaar
.
Boy1: kyun?
.
Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti... ]]>

I Love u kehny ki
sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
.
Boy2: Daata drbaar
.
Boy1: kyun?
.
Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti... ]]> <![CDATA[ Girl Covered By Leaf ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/english-funny-girl-covered.html 2009-10-17T13:58:44-05:00 2009-10-17T13:51:23-05:00

.
Husband keeps watching.
.
WiFe:Ab agey chalein ya Patt-Jhar ka intezar kar lein!!? ]]>

.
Husband keeps watching.
.
WiFe:Ab agey chalein ya Patt-Jhar ka intezar kar lein!!? ]]> <![CDATA[ Office Kholon Kya ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/funny-office-kholon-kya.html 2009-10-17T13:31:15-05:00 2009-10-17T13:29:58-05:00

.
Aurat: Sharam Nai Aati Road Per Bheek Maangte Ho,
.
Faqeer: Kameeni Tere 1 Rupe K Liye Office Kholoon Kya.... ]]>

.
Aurat: Sharam Nai Aati Road Per Bheek Maangte Ho,
.
Faqeer: Kameeni Tere 1 Rupe K Liye Office Kholoon Kya.... ]]> <![CDATA[ Yehi Aarzu Hai / Wapda SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/wapda-sms-yehi-aarzu.html 2009-10-15T21:04:51-05:00 2009-10-15T21:03:28-05:00

.
.
Yehi Ilteja hai yaaro
.
.
Jithay Wapda walay milan
Lammay pa pa
k maaro.. .. .. .. ]]>

.
.
Yehi Ilteja hai yaaro
.
.
Jithay Wapda walay milan
Lammay pa pa
k maaro.. .. .. .. ]]> <![CDATA[ Sardi Ka Mosam / Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/mazahiya-shayari-sardari-mosam.html 2009-10-14T22:48:13-05:00 2009-10-14T22:46:21-05:00

Tumko"JUDAAI"
Na"mily.
Kisi"k"dard"main
"TANHAI"
Na"mily.
Agr"mujhy
SMS"na"kro"to
Kuch"Aisa"Ho"K
Mosam
"ho Sardi"ka
Or
Tumko
"RAZAAI"na
"mily". ]]>

Tumko"JUDAAI"
Na"mily.
Kisi"k"dard"main
"TANHAI"
Na"mily.
Agr"mujhy
SMS"na"kro"to
Kuch"Aisa"Ho"K
Mosam
"ho Sardi"ka
Or
Tumko
"RAZAAI"na
"mily". ]]> <![CDATA[ Kiss Ko Sentence ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/funny-sms-kiss-ko-sentence.html 2009-10-14T22:21:13-05:00 2009-10-14T22:17:15-05:00

kiss ko sentence main is tarah istamal karo k word kiss bhi na aaye aur meaning aajae?
.
Student: Aaj subah subah girlfrnd se buhat moun maari hui.; ]]>

kiss ko sentence main is tarah istamal karo k word kiss bhi na aaye aur meaning aajae?
.
Student: Aaj subah subah girlfrnd se buhat moun maari hui.; ]]> <![CDATA[ Molvi Khutba Dety Hue ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/molvi-sms-jokes-khutba.html 2009-10-10T23:36:33-05:00 2009-10-10T23:35:03-05:00

molvi khutba dety hue:
Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kameezain pehanti hain,
.
Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saaf nazar ata hy
.
Unki tangein nazar aati hy,
.
unki kamar nazar aati hy
.
un k jism waahzey hoty hein
.
Peeche se awaz ¡
.
Moulvi sahab jumma parhao,
maahol na banao:- ]]> <![CDATA[ Aik New Bachi ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/adult-sms-jokes-new-bachi.html 2009-10-10T23:34:37-05:00 2009-10-10T23:33:29-05:00

Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne is ko phuphi kaha wo kharay hojaye..
sb bache kharay hogay siwaay 1 chotay bachay k
Madam: kia tm ne is ko phuphi nahi kaha?
Bacha:nahi, q k me sb bacho ka phupha hn ]]> <![CDATA[ Teri Pehn Da Yaar | Punjabi Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/punjabi-funny-sms-teri-pehn-da.html 2009-10-10T23:41:36-05:00 2009-10-10T23:29:20-05:00

English, Urdu
or Punjabi bolta tha.
Usne 3 zubane check karne k liye usse pucha:
.
Who r u?
Tota: I'm parrot.
.
Admi: tom kon ho?
Tota: Mein tota hun.
.
Admi: tu kon aien?
Tota:
Teri pehn da yaar.ik wari keh nai ditta k main tota aan..

azi ]]>

azi ]]> <![CDATA[ Sad Story // Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/funny-sms-urdu-sad-story.html 2009-10-10T23:28:00-05:00 2009-10-10T23:26:27-05:00

1 larkay ko 1 larki se love hogya
Larki ne shadi k liye shart rakhi k pehle mujhe
I LOVE U likh k msg karo
Larki w8 krti rahi
Larkay ka koi reply nahi aya larki ki shadi hogai 3,4 month baad larkay ka msg aya
I LOVE U
Pata chala us becharay k pas Mobilink ki sim thi ]]> <![CDATA[ Mazahiya Shayari // Dunya Bewaffa ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/funny-insult-sms-bewafa-dunya.html 2009-10-10T23:17:42-05:00 2009-10-10T23:16:06-05:00

AAP NAHI
.
Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI,
.
Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI,
.
Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI

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AAP NAHI
.
Loog bure hosakte hen, AAP NAHI,
.
Dunya bewaffa hosakti he, AAP NAHI,
.
Pagaal thek ho sakte he, AAP NAHI

]]> <![CDATA[ Badla 1 Foji ki Girlfriend ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/boys-girls-sms-foji-ki-girlfriend-1.html 2009-10-09T15:34:34-05:00 2009-10-09T15:29:29-05:00

.
1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
.
"Tum se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
.
Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do"
.
Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
.
'Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo,
Muje Tmhari Shakal yad nhi: ]]> <![CDATA[ Soch Aur Bhool ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/funny-sms-soch-aur-bhool.html 2009-10-04T21:20:31-05:00 2009-10-04T21:18:56-05:00

Batao k soch or bhool mein kiya fark hai?
.
Student:
Sir Aap ki Beti Boaht pyari hai ye hamari soch hai
Or wo hum sy bach jaaye gi? ye Aap ki Bhool hai... ]]>

Batao k soch or bhool mein kiya fark hai?
.
Student:
Sir Aap ki Beti Boaht pyari hai ye hamari soch hai
Or wo hum sy bach jaaye gi? ye Aap ki Bhool hai... ]]> <![CDATA[ Glass Tootay To ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/double-meaning-sms-glass-totay.html 2009-10-04T21:15:48-05:00 2009-10-04T21:03:20-05:00

GLASS tootay to kya awaz ati ha?
.
Dhuz?
No
.
.
Dhooz??
No
.
Thish???
.
.
Arey
.
.
.
.
Nahi Baba!
.
Ammi ki awaz ati ha, "Lakh Laanat Ee Begairta Ki Torrya Ee? ]]>

GLASS tootay to kya awaz ati ha?
.
Dhuz?
No
.
.
Dhooz??
No
.
Thish???
.
.
Arey
.
.
.
.
Nahi Baba!
.
Ammi ki awaz ati ha, "Lakh Laanat Ee Begairta Ki Torrya Ee? ]]> <![CDATA[ Memon Rakshe Wale Se ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/memon-rakshe-wale-funny-sms-1.html 2009-10-04T20:54:47-05:00 2009-10-04T20:52:32-05:00

*. Memon rakshe wale se,,
.
.
Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge,
.
Rakshe wala,,
Ji han jaon ga,
.
.
.
memon:Ye lo thelì mere liye biryani letay aana,* ]]>

*. Memon rakshe wale se,,
.
.
Bhai abdulah shah gazi ke mazar jao ge,
.
Rakshe wala,,
Ji han jaon ga,
.
.
.
memon:Ye lo thelì mere liye biryani letay aana,* ]]> <![CDATA[ Pasand Ke Raste Par ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/double-meaning-sms-pasad-ke.html 2009-10-04T18:49:08-05:00 2009-10-04T18:42:28-05:00

.
Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
.
Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
.
Apne alfaz me baat kro.
.
Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
.
Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Kanjar kise di nai manda" ]]> <![CDATA[ Molvi SMS - Molviyon Ki Bus ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/molvi-sms-molviyon-ki-bus.html 2009-10-04T15:21:49-05:00 2009-09-29T11:44:02-05:00

<![CDATA[ Funny SMS - Apni Pasand K ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/funny-double-meaning-sms-apni-pasand.html 2009-09-30T07:16:31-05:00 2009-09-29T08:16:36-05:00

.
Apni pasand k raste per chalo,
.
Apne tariqe se Muhabat kro,
.
Apne alfaz me baat kro.
.
Sirf wo kro jo apka dil kahe.
.
Aur phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Kanjar kise di nai manda" ]]> <![CDATA[ Extreme of Fashion ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/sheikh-funny-sms-extreme-fashion.html 2009-09-29T08:13:57-05:00 2009-09-29T08:12:34-05:00

-Dhoti with zip
.
Extreme of secrecy?
-Blank Visiting Card
.
Extreme of Stupidity?
-Looking through a keyhole of a glas door
.
Extreme of lie?
-A habshi takng bath & singng
PANI MEN JALE MERA GORA BADAN
.
Extreme of kanjusi?
-A sheikh after accident lying on d road giving miscalls to EdHi! ]]> <![CDATA[ Molvi aur Murgay ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/molvi-sms-funny-sms.html 2009-09-29T08:02:03-05:00 2009-09-29T08:00:25-05:00

.
1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain.
.
2. Dono Azaan daitay hain.
.
3. Dono ke nazar Murgi pe hoti hai. ]]>

.
1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain.
.
2. Dono Azaan daitay hain.
.
3. Dono ke nazar Murgi pe hoti hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ I Love Your Daughter ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/english-funny-sms-love-your-daughter.html 2009-09-27T08:14:41-05:00 2009-09-27T08:13:18-05:00

<![CDATA[ Doctor Ki Shadi ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/urdu-funny-sms-doctor-ki-shadi.html 2009-09-27T07:15:07-05:00 2009-09-27T07:13:34-05:00

k DoCToR ki shadi he nazar aye
Ubtan ki jaga polyfax or Mehndi ki jaga pyodin solution istamal ki jaye
Barat ambulance main aye
or
Nikah hospital me perha jaye
Tasveeron ki jaga X-ray lia jaye
or
kya khoob ho agar khanay me vitamin C or B ki tablets di jaen
mehman0n ko chai ya coldrinks ki jaga glucose water ORS dya jae
Dulhay k galay me haar ki jaga stethoscope latak raha ho
Or nikah k Chawaron ki jaga disprin di jaiy ]]> <![CDATA[ In College Life ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/english-funny-sms-in-college-life.html 2009-09-27T07:05:42-05:00 2009-09-27T07:00:55-05:00

.
.
Knowledge is 4 Life,
.
.
Life is 4 Wife,
.
.
but
.
.
Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
.
.
So never choose ur Wife in a College Life. ]]>

.
.
Knowledge is 4 Life,
.
.
Life is 4 Wife,
.
.
but
.
.
Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
.
.
So never choose ur Wife in a College Life. ]]> <![CDATA[ Urdu Funny SMS - Sach Ka Samna ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Urdu-Funny-SMS-Sach-Samna.html 2009-09-24T03:31:12-05:00 2009-09-24T03:29:25-05:00

“SACH KA SAMNA”
.
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
.
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
.
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho? ]]>

“SACH KA SAMNA”
.
jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he
.
Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..
.
Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho? ]]> <![CDATA[ CNG Par Hai ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/urdu-funny-sms-cng-par-hai.html 2009-09-23T08:37:22-05:00 2009-09-23T08:36:31-05:00

.
Ek Aadmi ne pucha Dhuwan to nahi nikal raha hai.
.
.
.
Charsi: Pagar! Cigarette CNG per hai. ]]>

.
Ek Aadmi ne pucha Dhuwan to nahi nikal raha hai.
.
.
.
Charsi: Pagar! Cigarette CNG per hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Mazahiya Shayari - Sila Diya ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mazahiya-Shayari-Sila-Diya.html 2009-09-23T08:30:23-05:00 2009-09-23T08:29:28-05:00

Yaar Ne He Loot Liya Dil Yaar Ka.
.
.
Funny Remix:
Acha Kurta Siya Tu Ne Mere Naap Ka.
Naap Liya Mere, Siya Mere Baap Ka. ]]>

Yaar Ne He Loot Liya Dil Yaar Ka.
.
.
Funny Remix:
Acha Kurta Siya Tu Ne Mere Naap Ka.
Naap Liya Mere, Siya Mere Baap Ka. ]]> <![CDATA[ Mazahiya Shayari - Maunnas Ya Muzakar ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mazahiya-Shayari-Maunnas-Muzakar.html 2009-09-23T08:25:28-05:00 2009-09-23T08:24:06-05:00

.
Tumhain Dekh Kar Aksar Aajatay Hain Mujhe Chakkar.
.
Wah Wah
.
Tumhai Dekh Kr Aksr Ajaty Han Mjhe Chakkar
.
Samajh Nahi Aata Tum Maunnas Ho Ya Muzakkar. ]]>

.
Tumhain Dekh Kar Aksar Aajatay Hain Mujhe Chakkar.
.
Wah Wah
.
Tumhai Dekh Kr Aksr Ajaty Han Mjhe Chakkar
.
Samajh Nahi Aata Tum Maunnas Ho Ya Muzakkar. ]]> <![CDATA[ Haathi Ke Oper ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Urdu-Funny-SMS-Haathi-Ke.html 2009-09-22T09:08:22-05:00 2009-09-22T09:07:14-05:00

to sun meri bat,
.
*Haathi k upar..
ulta khara ho kar,
Photo khichva,
ab photo ko ulta kar k duniya ko dikha...!! ]]>

to sun meri bat,
.
*Haathi k upar..
ulta khara ho kar,
Photo khichva,
ab photo ko ulta kar k duniya ko dikha...!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Urdu SMS Jokes - Golden Words ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Urdu-SMS-Jokes-Golden-Words.html 2009-09-20T06:14:50-05:00 2009-09-20T06:14:06-05:00

"Jub tum logon ko Ramzan mein bohat piyas lagay to tum meri tarha Kisi konay mein jaa k pani pe liya karo"
.
(Molana Fazul-ur-Rehman) ]]>

"Jub tum logon ko Ramzan mein bohat piyas lagay to tum meri tarha Kisi konay mein jaa k pani pe liya karo"
.
(Molana Fazul-ur-Rehman) ]]> <![CDATA[ Urdu Funny SMS - Mobile Kya Hai? ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Urdu-Funny-SMS-Mobile.html 2009-09-20T06:12:42-05:00 2009-09-20T06:11:35-05:00

?
.
.
?
.
.
?
.
.
?
.
.
?
.
.
?
.
.
?
.
Answer dhond rhe ho kya?
.
Ye hath me kya kharboza Pakra hua he? Kaise kaise Namoone Dost hain

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?
.
.
?
.
.
?
.
.
?
.
.
?
.
.
?
.
.
?
.
Answer dhond rhe ho kya?
.
Ye hath me kya kharboza Pakra hua he? Kaise kaise Namoone Dost hain

]]> <![CDATA[ Naaz Pan Masala ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-Naaz-Pan-Masala.html 2009-09-19T08:10:20-05:00 2009-09-19T08:09:03-05:00

.
Meray hont jesay hi tumhein choo lain...
.
Raat ki tareeki ho ya din ka ujaala.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Naaz Pan Masala
Naaz Pan Masala ]]>

.
Meray hont jesay hi tumhein choo lain...
.
Raat ki tareeki ho ya din ka ujaala.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Naaz Pan Masala
Naaz Pan Masala ]]> <![CDATA[ Silly Quotes - Cigrette Aap Ki ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Silly-SMS-Quotes-Cigrette-Aap-Ki.html 2009-09-19T08:05:27-05:00 2009-09-19T08:04:20-05:00

Aur aik baar muskurana aap ki zindagi 10 min barha deta hai."
.
Moral:
"Hasday jao tay peenday jao"
Jholay laal.. ]]>

Aur aik baar muskurana aap ki zindagi 10 min barha deta hai."
.
Moral:
"Hasday jao tay peenday jao"
Jholay laal.. ]]> <![CDATA[ Mufti Muneed ur Rehman ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/mufti-muneed-rehman-urdu-funny-sms.html 2009-09-17T12:43:28-05:00 2009-09-17T12:41:07-05:00

MUFTI
Muneeb Ur Rehman ke bewi k kapry sahi WAQT Per Taeyar ho Jaen Warna
LAST YEAR ke tarhan
11:00 bjaye eid ka Ailan hoga. ]]>

MUFTI
Muneeb Ur Rehman ke bewi k kapry sahi WAQT Per Taeyar ho Jaen Warna
LAST YEAR ke tarhan
11:00 bjaye eid ka Ailan hoga. ]]> <![CDATA[ Taliban Ki Hukoomat ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Taliban-Hukoomat-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-09-15T19:46:17-05:00 2009-09-15T19:45:03-05:00

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Kaho na Ramzan hai
.
Hum Zakat de chuke sanam
.
Kabi roza Kabi namaz
.
Hamari Tasbi aap ke pass hai
.
Molvi banaya aap ne
.
Aa ab namaz parhein
.
Shaheed tu hona hi tha
.
Janam sajda karo
.
Ye Burqa aap ka huwa. ]]> <![CDATA[ Bahadur Jawano - 2 Meaning Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Bahadur-Jawano-2-Meaning-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-09-15T19:39:09-05:00 2009-09-15T19:37:18-05:00

Kab tak sotay raho gy?
Qom pr ye waqt boht bhari hy.
Utho jaldi karo
Jute chappal sab chhor do
.
Utility stor pr Cheeni agai hy. ]]>

Kab tak sotay raho gy?
Qom pr ye waqt boht bhari hy.
Utho jaldi karo
Jute chappal sab chhor do
.
Utility stor pr Cheeni agai hy. ]]> <![CDATA[ Bus Aur Larki ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Bus-Larki-Boys-VS-Girls-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-09-15T19:40:57-05:00 2009-09-15T19:37:18-05:00

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulaao 4 chalay aatay hain... ]]>

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulaao 4 chalay aatay hain... ]]> <![CDATA[ Guzara Nhi Ho Sakta - Urdu Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Guzara-Urdu-Funny-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-09-15T19:34:16-05:00 2009-09-15T19:33:03-05:00

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bap ne bchay se pocha to bacha ne masomiat se kaha.
.
PAPA tmhari biwi k sath mera guzara nahi hosakta. ]]>

.
bap ne bchay se pocha to bacha ne masomiat se kaha.
.
PAPA tmhari biwi k sath mera guzara nahi hosakta. ]]> <![CDATA[ Ek Indian Foji - Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Indian-Foji-Hindi-Funny-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-09-15T05:00:47-05:00 2009-09-15T04:18:18-05:00

"jay kali ma ki"
Kali ma boli:
"Chal teri ma ki"
.
Ab main b fair & lovely lgati hon..:- ]]>

"jay kali ma ki"
Kali ma boli:
"Chal teri ma ki"
.
Ab main b fair & lovely lgati hon..:- ]]> <![CDATA[ CHAND RAAT - Funny Quotes ]]> Imdad Ullah Khiyal http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/CHAND-RAAT-Funny-Eid-SMS.html 2009-09-16T09:18:41-05:00 2009-09-15T03:19:27-05:00

Bivi ke kapray sahi waqt par tayar ho jayen warna last year
Ki tarha es bar b Eid ke dosray din Eid ka ELAAN hoga.
Plz Fwrd. 0334-9136162 ]]>

Bivi ke kapray sahi waqt par tayar ho jayen warna last year
Ki tarha es bar b Eid ke dosray din Eid ka ELAAN hoga.
Plz Fwrd. 0334-9136162 ]]> <![CDATA[ Fitrana Dena Ho ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Fitrana-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-09-14T12:33:22-05:00 2009-09-14T12:32:25-05:00

in Companies se Rabta Karain.
.
Zong: "Sab Hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tum Bhi to do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany Per no Samjhota"
Telenor: "Fitarana hai Dhun Sub ki"
.
You know ye Bechari Yateem Companies Fitrana, Balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat mai le rahi hain.
.
So roz Balance check karo aur in
yateem, Miskeen Companies ko Fitrana do. ]]> <![CDATA[ What is Confidence - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Confidence-Urdu-Funny-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-09-13T08:40:57-05:00 2009-09-13T08:39:05-05:00

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.
10 boys decided to propose a girl...
.
.
9 boys came with roses,
.
.
1 boy came with
.
.
.
.
.
.
"MOLVI"
.
Dis is confidence. ]]>

.
.
10 boys decided to propose a girl...
.
.
9 boys came with roses,
.
.
1 boy came with
.
.
.
.
.
.
"MOLVI"
.
Dis is confidence. ]]> <![CDATA[ Larkiyan Aayen Gi - Urdu Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Larkiyan-Aayen-Urdu-Funny-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-09-13T08:34:46-05:00 2009-09-13T08:33:48-05:00

Tuhmari life mein 10 larkiya aayen gi...
.
Larka: Waoooo...
.
Najumi: Ziyada khush
mat ho
.
1 Bivi
.
aur 9 Betiyan hain. ]]>

Tuhmari life mein 10 larkiya aayen gi...
.
Larka: Waoooo...
.
Najumi: Ziyada khush
mat ho
.
1 Bivi
.
aur 9 Betiyan hain. ]]> <![CDATA[ DAD Kehte Hein - Funny Poetry ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/DAD-Kehte-Hein-Funny-Poetry.html 2009-09-13T07:56:22-05:00 2009-09-13T07:55:31-05:00

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Hum inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,
.
Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,
.
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain ]]>

.
Hum inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,
.
Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,
.
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain ]]> <![CDATA[ Tu Pyar Kar - Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Tu-Pyar-Kar-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-09-13T07:55:02-05:00 2009-09-13T07:53:42-05:00

Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar...
Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar...! ]]>

Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar...
Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar...! ]]> <![CDATA[ Chand Taray Tor Do - Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Chand-Taray-Tor-Do-Funny-SMS.html 2009-09-12T14:49:44-05:00 2009-09-12T14:48:22-05:00

in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
.
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon. ]]>

in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
.
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon. ]]> <![CDATA[ Nafsiyati Tha Salaa - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Nafsiyati-Tha-Salaa-Urdu-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-09-12T09:01:48-05:00 2009-09-12T09:00:36-05:00

"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
.
.
Samajh Aaya Kuch?
.
.
Nahi Na?
.
.
Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
.
Nafsiyati Tha Salaa... ]]>

"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
.
.
Samajh Aaya Kuch?
.
.
Nahi Na?
.
.
Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
.
Nafsiyati Tha Salaa... ]]> <![CDATA[ Man to Barber ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Man-to-Barber-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-09-12T08:51:28-05:00 2009-09-12T08:50:36-05:00

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Barber: How short you would like to?
.
.
.
.
Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them... ]]>

.
Barber: How short you would like to?
.
.
.
.
Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them... ]]> <![CDATA[ Computerized Shayari - SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Computerized-Shayari-Poetry-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-09-10T03:57:16-05:00 2009-09-10T03:52:29-05:00

.
.
Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,
Or
aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found.
.
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr donga,
.
Tu na mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar donga.
.
Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,
.
Dil se aisa cut kia k paste krna bhol gaye.
.
Lakhon hnge nigah me, kbi mjhe b pick karo,
.
Mere pyar k icon pe kbhi to double click karo. ]]> <![CDATA[ Bolne Wala Tota - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Bolne-Wala-Tota-Urdu-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-09-09T12:47:10-05:00 2009-09-09T12:45:52-05:00

.
Jo English, Urdu Aur Sindhi bolta tha.
.
.
Usne 3 zabane check karne k liye us se puhcha:
.
Who r u?
Tota: I'm Parrot
.
Admi: Aap kon ho?
Tota: Mai Tota hun.
.
Admi: Tu kair ayen?
Tota: Tunjhi Maa jo yaar...
Hikri dafa chayona Tota ayan, Samajh mai natho ache? ]]> <![CDATA[ Hindi Shabdon Ka - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Hindi-Shabdon-Ka-Urdu-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-09-09T12:42:39-05:00 2009-09-09T12:41:13-05:00

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Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.
.
Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.
.
.
Dhanyawad! ]]>

.
Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.
.
Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.
.
.
Dhanyawad! ]]> <![CDATA[ Biwi Ko Apni Palko - Urdu Funny Poetry ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Biwi-Ko-Apni-Palko-Urdu-Funny-Poetry-1.html 2009-09-09T12:36:12-05:00 2009-09-09T12:33:54-05:00

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De k Khushi uske saray Ghum Chura lo.
.
Pyaar Aisa karo k sab dekhte reh jaaen.
.
Parrosan bhi aa k kahe "Mujhe Apni Biwi Bana lo." ]]>

.
De k Khushi uske saray Ghum Chura lo.
.
Pyaar Aisa karo k sab dekhte reh jaaen.
.
Parrosan bhi aa k kahe "Mujhe Apni Biwi Bana lo." ]]> <![CDATA[ Bila Waja Day - Funny ASCII Messages ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Bila-Waja-Day-Funny-ASCII-Messages.html 2009-09-08T11:24:11-05:00 2009-09-08T11:22:51-05:00

¡""¡.*.*.*.*.*.*.
¡ APPY.*.*.*.*
¡¡""¡__¡.*.*.*.*.*.*.
*.*.*.BILA WAJA DAY.*.*.*
.
.*.*.AYWEIN MUBARAK HO.*.*.
.*.*.

.

.*.* ]]>

¡""¡.*.*.*.*.*.*.
¡ APPY.*.*.*.*
¡¡""¡__¡.*.*.*.*.*.*.
*.*.*.BILA WAJA DAY.*.*.*
.
.*.*.AYWEIN MUBARAK HO.*.*.
.*.*.

.

.*.* ]]> <![CDATA[ Saleman Knocked ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Saleman-Knocked-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-09-08T10:15:11-05:00 2009-09-08T10:13:44-05:00

.
A lady opened it. Before she could speak,
.
the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.
.
Salesman: Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in nxt 3 mins with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit!
.
Lady: Do u need Chilli Sauce with that?
.
Salesman: why Madam?
.
Lady: Because there's no electricty in the house.
.
MORAL: Over smartness in PAKISTAN can b deadly ]]> <![CDATA[ Utility Store Ke Bahir - Urdu Funny Quotes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Utility-Store-Ke-Bahir-Urdu-Funny-Quotes.html 2009-09-07T14:07:26-05:00 2009-09-07T14:06:37-05:00

1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.
Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar aai.
.
AMERICAN:
Ye USA ki building hai.
.
CHINESE: Nhi ye Deewar-e-Cheen hai.
.
PAKISTANI: Oye paaglo, na ye building hai na deewar,
.
Ye to Utility Store k bahir atta lene walon ki line ha! ]]> <![CDATA[ Can Change Your Life - Silly Quotes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Can-Change-Your-Life-Silly-Quotes.html 2009-09-07T08:08:21-05:00 2009-09-07T08:06:13-05:00

.
But,
.
A Woman can change your IDEA..
.
So,
.
.
Always change
.
.
Women to change IDEAS
.
WHAT AN IDEA. ]]>

.
But,
.
A Woman can change your IDEA..
.
So,
.
.
Always change
.
.
Women to change IDEAS
.
WHAT AN IDEA. ]]> <![CDATA[ Teri Umeed - Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Teri-Umeed-Mazahiya-Shayari-Funny-SMS.html 2009-09-07T07:58:26-05:00 2009-09-07T07:57:33-05:00

.
Aye Sanam Hum to Sirf
.
.
.
.
Teri Bahen se Pyaar karte Hain ]]>

.
Aye Sanam Hum to Sirf
.
.
.
.
Teri Bahen se Pyaar karte Hain ]]> <![CDATA[ Agar Pakistan Mobile - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Agar-Pakistan-Mobile-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-09-07T07:56:45-05:00 2009-09-07T07:55:33-05:00

.
1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.
.
2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?
.
3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo
.
4.Date Pr Hn
.
5.Wahin Dekh. ]]>

.
1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.
.
2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?
.
3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo
.
4.Date Pr Hn
.
5.Wahin Dekh. ]]> <![CDATA[ Urdu SMS - Raat Chand Ne ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Raat-Chand-Ne-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-09-05T05:14:35-05:00 2009-09-05T05:13:20-05:00

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Kanjoos Hain
Pagal Hain
Gadhay Hain
Nalaik Hain
Faltu Hain
.
.
Maine Chand ko Ghoora Aur Ghussay se Kaha:
.
.
Mujhe Pata Hai. ]]>

.
Kanjoos Hain
Pagal Hain
Gadhay Hain
Nalaik Hain
Faltu Hain
.
.
Maine Chand ko Ghoora Aur Ghussay se Kaha:
.
.
Mujhe Pata Hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Mobile Uthana Jab - Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mobile-Uthana-Jab-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-09-05T05:12:40-05:00 2009-09-05T05:11:17-05:00

.
Hamary SMS ka Nazara Karogy.
.
Parho Gay Jab Dil Se Hamara SMS.
.
Muskuraty Huye Waqt Guzara Karogy. ]]>

.
Hamary SMS ka Nazara Karogy.
.
Parho Gay Jab Dil Se Hamara SMS.
.
Muskuraty Huye Waqt Guzara Karogy. ]]> <![CDATA[ I Love You - Family SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/I-Love-You-Family-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-09-05T05:07:03-05:00 2009-09-05T05:05:03-05:00

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Kya Karon?
.
.
Papa: Beta Us se shadi kar le.
.
Zindagi Main agar dobara bol de to Mera Naam Badal Dena.. ]]>

.
Kya Karon?
.
.
Papa: Beta Us se shadi kar le.
.
Zindagi Main agar dobara bol de to Mera Naam Badal Dena.. ]]> <![CDATA[ Urdu SMS Jokes - Police Wala Apne ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Urdu-SMS-Jokes-Police-Wala-Apne.html 2009-09-04T10:25:23-05:00 2009-09-04T10:24:29-05:00

Beta tumhara result acha nahe aaya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna band,,
.
Son : ye 50 .Rs pakro aur is bat ko yahen daba do , ]]>

Beta tumhara result acha nahe aaya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna band,,
.
Son : ye 50 .Rs pakro aur is bat ko yahen daba do , ]]> <![CDATA[ Funny SMS - 2 Goli Disprin ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-SMS-2-Goli-Disprin-1.html 2009-09-04T09:14:14-05:00 2009-09-04T09:07:58-05:00

Jahan "Aitebar"wahan "Mohabbat"
Jahan "Mohabbat"wahan "Judai"
Jahan "Judai"wahan "Dard" Jahan "Dard" wahan
.
.
.
.
"2 Goli DISPRIN" ]]>

Jahan "Aitebar"wahan "Mohabbat"
Jahan "Mohabbat"wahan "Judai"
Jahan "Judai"wahan "Dard" Jahan "Dard" wahan
.
.
.
.
"2 Goli DISPRIN" ]]> <![CDATA[ Raat 3 Bajay Phone - Urdu Funny Quotes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Raat-3-Bajay-Phone-Urdu-Funny-Quotes.html 2009-09-04T08:52:58-05:00 2009-09-04T08:48:19-05:00

.
Hello!
Yahan SHAGUFTA MEHFOOZ rehti hain?
.
Mai ny kaha..
SALAY Raat K 3 Bajay SHAGUFTA Mere pas Hoti to Kiya MEHFOOZ hoti. ]]>

.
Hello!
Yahan SHAGUFTA MEHFOOZ rehti hain?
.
Mai ny kaha..
SALAY Raat K 3 Bajay SHAGUFTA Mere pas Hoti to Kiya MEHFOOZ hoti. ]]> <![CDATA[ Mazahiya Shayari - Kitne Vele Hein ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mazahiya-Shayari-Kitne-Vele-Hein.html 2009-09-04T04:11:12-05:00 2009-09-03T17:58:18-05:00

Tum bin hum bahut akele hain
.
.
.
.
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh
sms karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain..!!! ]]>

Tum bin hum bahut akele hain
.
.
.
.
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh
sms karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain..!!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Baqi Apni Mehnat Se ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Baqi-Apni-Mehnat-Se-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-09-03T10:33:14-05:00 2009-09-03T10:31:25-05:00

..
.
.
baqi 90% apni mehnat se banti hein ]]>

..
.
.
baqi 90% apni mehnat se banti hein ]]> <![CDATA[ Urdu Funny Quotes - SMS Ka Junoon ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Urdu-Funny-Quotes-SMS-Ka-Junoon.html 2009-09-02T13:26:44-05:00 2009-09-02T13:24:08-05:00

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mere SMS Parhne Ka Junoon.
.
I Like It... ]]>

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mere SMS Parhne Ka Junoon.
.
I Like It... ]]> <![CDATA[ Funny Friendship SMS - Golden Words ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Funny-Friendship-SMS-Golden-Words.html 2009-09-01T10:53:56-05:00 2009-09-01T10:49:05-05:00

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Doston main sab se Behtreen Dost Woh Hai.
.
Jo EasyLoad Bhejne K Baad.
.
Call Kar K Puche K Balance Pohncha Ya Nahi..... ]]>

.
Doston main sab se Behtreen Dost Woh Hai.
.
Jo EasyLoad Bhejne K Baad.
.
Call Kar K Puche K Balance Pohncha Ya Nahi..... ]]> <![CDATA[ Kabhi Toot Ke - Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kabhi-Toot-Ke-Mazahiya-Shayari-SMS.html 2009-08-31T05:51:03-05:00 2009-08-31T05:49:43-05:00

.
.
.
Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. ]]>

.
.
.
Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. ]]> <![CDATA[ Dard Jab Had Se - Funny Poetry ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Dard-Jab-Had-Se-Funny-Poetry-SMS.html 2009-08-31T05:47:02-05:00 2009-08-31T05:45:47-05:00

.
.
Dard Jab Hadd Se Guzarta Hai.
.
to
to
to
to
.
?
.
IODEX laga lete hain. ]]>

.
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Dard Jab Hadd Se Guzarta Hai.
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to
to
to
to
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?
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IODEX laga lete hain. ]]> <![CDATA[ Jis Ghar Mai Kutta ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Jis-Ghar-Mai-Kutta-Politics-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-30T03:42:57-05:00 2009-08-30T03:40:08-05:00

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baqi ap samajhdar hain....
Sakhti bohat hai, nai tou tafseel se btata ]]>

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baqi ap samajhdar hain....
Sakhti bohat hai, nai tou tafseel se btata ]]> <![CDATA[ Khubaon Ne Palkon - Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Khubaon-Ne-Palkon-Mazahiya-Shayari-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-30T03:33:25-05:00 2009-08-30T03:32:30-05:00

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Khuabon ne Palkon pe aana chor diya hai.
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Nahi khulti hai ab to aankh Sehri main.
.
Shayad aapne Dhol bajana chhor diya hai. ]]>

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Khuabon ne Palkon pe aana chor diya hai.
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Nahi khulti hai ab to aankh Sehri main.
.
Shayad aapne Dhol bajana chhor diya hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Masjid Main Joota ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Masjid-Main-Joota-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-30T03:30:20-05:00 2009-08-30T03:08:59-05:00

Aur
Kisi ko Miscall martay waqt.
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Bas Ek He Darr rehta hai.
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Koi Utha Na Lay. ]]>

Aur
Kisi ko Miscall martay waqt.
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Bas Ek He Darr rehta hai.
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Koi Utha Na Lay. ]]> <![CDATA[ Agar Tum Mil Jao ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Agar-Tum-Mil-Jao-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-29T11:52:12-05:00 2009-08-29T11:50:04-05:00

GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE ham ]]>

GIRLZ OF 1995*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE ham ]]> <![CDATA[ Aqwaal-e-Zareen - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aqwaal-e-Zareen-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-29T11:05:24-05:00 2009-08-29T11:04:24-05:00

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choro yaar tum ne konsa amal karna hai. ]]>

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choro yaar tum ne konsa amal karna hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Welcome to Come Back ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Welcome-to-Come-Back-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-29T08:56:37-05:00 2009-08-29T08:55:02-05:00

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He looked ahead and saw nothing wrong at all. He decided to go on, thinking the sign was a kind of joke.
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After a while he saw a broken bridge and had to turn back. When he came to the sign on the road, he saw these words on its backside: "Welcome to Come Back. You Fool!" ]]> <![CDATA[ Harbhajan Ne Apni - Hindi Funny SMS ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Harbhajan-Ne-Apni-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-29T08:08:51-05:00 2009-08-28T12:36:31-05:00

kya mai tumahara pehla pyar hu?
Bivi boli;
kar di na sardaro wali baat
spinnero ko kabhi opening milti hai... ]]>

kya mai tumahara pehla pyar hu?
Bivi boli;
kar di na sardaro wali baat
spinnero ko kabhi opening milti hai... ]]> <![CDATA[ Ilam Ki Roshni - Urdu Funny Quotes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ilam-Ki-Roshni-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-26T06:49:57-05:00 2009-08-26T06:48:32-05:00

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Awam ILAM ke roshni ke bajae WAPDA/KESC ke roshni ke talash kre ge.
.
Log Insaan ki IZZAT us ka Bank ur SIM Balance dekh kar kre ge
.
3 rupee main 500 sms melein ge phir b khuch kanjoos loog sms krne se gurez kre ge. ]]> <![CDATA[ One Good News - Urdu Funny Text ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/One-Good-News-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-24T13:17:48-05:00 2009-08-24T13:15:24-05:00

One bad news
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Good news: Atwar Bazar me 1 kg Aaloo k saath NOKiA N95 bilkul Free
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Bad news: 1kg Aaloo
Rs 39,999/=only ]]>

One bad news
.
.
Good news: Atwar Bazar me 1 kg Aaloo k saath NOKiA N95 bilkul Free
.
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Bad news: 1kg Aaloo
Rs 39,999/=only ]]> <![CDATA[ Ye Mere Sath Jaye Gi - Molvi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ye-Mere-Sath-Jaye-Gi-Molvi-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-23T05:40:28-05:00 2009-08-23T05:30:56-05:00

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MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi
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HINDU LADY: Namasty!
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MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi
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CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!
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MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi ]]>

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MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi
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HINDU LADY: Namasty!
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MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi
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CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling!
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MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi ]]> <![CDATA[ Daulat Ke Peeche ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Daulat-Ke-Peeche-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-23T05:26:28-05:00 2009-08-23T05:24:49-05:00

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Jaise Kutta Haddi k Peeche Bhagta hai."
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-Maulana.... Wohi Waaly. ]]>

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Jaise Kutta Haddi k Peeche Bhagta hai."
.
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-Maulana.... Wohi Waaly. ]]> <![CDATA[ Pakistan Me Shadiyian - Marriage SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Pakistan-Me-Shadiyian-Marriage-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-23T04:13:17-05:00 2009-08-23T04:10:30-05:00

Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti Hain
Isliay Dulha K Lie Dulhan Srprize Hoti Hai
Ghoongat Uthane K Bad
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Ya To
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Ashwariya
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Ya Phr
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Jaysuriya... ]]>

Maa Baap Ki Mrzi Se Hoti Hain
Isliay Dulha K Lie Dulhan Srprize Hoti Hai
Ghoongat Uthane K Bad
.
Ya To
.
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Ashwariya
.
.
Ya Phr
.
.
.
Jaysuriya... ]]> <![CDATA[ Moon Said To Me ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Moon-Said-To-Me-Double-Meaning-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-23T04:09:48-05:00 2009-08-23T04:04:08-05:00

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"If ur friends are not missing u then y dont u leave ur friends?"
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I LO0KED UP
AT THE MOON & SAID
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"Chal ganjay apna kam kar" ]]>

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"If ur friends are not missing u then y dont u leave ur friends?"
.
I LO0KED UP
AT THE MOON & SAID
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"Chal ganjay apna kam kar" ]]> <![CDATA[ Apni Aik Girlfriend - Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Apni-Aik-Girlfriend-Mazahiya-Shayari-1.html 2009-08-23T04:06:22-05:00 2009-08-23T04:04:08-05:00

Mohabat Ka
"AITEBAR"To Do
.
Mein Toot K
Chahon Tumhen
Ye"IKHTYAR"
To Do
.
Guzarti Hi Nhi Ye Zindgi"TANHA"
.
Apni 1 Girl Friend
"UDHAR"To Do.. Sweeti ! ]]>

Mohabat Ka
"AITEBAR"To Do
.
Mein Toot K
Chahon Tumhen
Ye"IKHTYAR"
To Do
.
Guzarti Hi Nhi Ye Zindgi"TANHA"
.
Apni 1 Girl Friend
"UDHAR"To Do.. Sweeti ! ]]> <![CDATA[ If you Dont Smoke ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/If-you-Dont-Smoke-Funny-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-23T04:03:21-05:00 2009-08-23T04:00:56-05:00

dont tell lie,
dont cheat,
dont have a girl frièñd,
doñt do flirt
then
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visit our websit.
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WWW.LANAT TERI JAWANI PER.CÖM ]]>

dont tell lie,
dont cheat,
dont have a girl frièñd,
doñt do flirt
then
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visit our websit.
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WWW.LANAT TERI JAWANI PER.CÖM ]]> <![CDATA[ Mohabbat Aazmaney Ke Liye - Very Funny Text ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mohabbat-Aazmaney-Ke-Liye-Very-Funny-Text.html 2009-08-23T03:53:08-05:00 2009-08-23T03:48:10-05:00

ne apne 3
Damaadon ki Mohabbat aazmaney k liea
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unn k saamne Dariya mein chalang laga di,
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1, Damaad ne uss ko bacha lia, Uss ko saas ki trf se CAR mil gy
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2nd, day yahi drama hua, 2sre Damad ne bcha lia, Usy M. Cycle inam mila,
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3rd day rptd, 3sre damad ne socha mere liea Cycle hi reh gy hy,
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kia zarurat hy bchne ki, SAAS doob gai,
.
Agley din Uss Damad ko
MERCEDEZ
.
mil gy,
SUSSAR ki taraf se . . . . . . ]]> <![CDATA[ Which Flower Do You Like ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Which-Flower-Do-You-Like-Adult-Funny-English.html 2009-08-23T02:49:53-05:00 2009-08-23T02:46:49-05:00

Iraqi:Rose
Amrcn: i clean my shit with it
Afghani:Chambeli
Amrcn:i clean my shit with it
Pakstani: CACTUS
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Now Whats happened.......
Hun Dasao..... ]]>

Iraqi:Rose
Amrcn: i clean my shit with it
Afghani:Chambeli
Amrcn:i clean my shit with it
Pakstani: CACTUS
.
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Now Whats happened.......
Hun Dasao..... ]]> <![CDATA[ Urdu Adab Zindabaad - Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Urdu-Adab-Zindabaad-Funny-Hindi-SMS.html 2009-08-23T02:46:34-05:00 2009-08-23T02:44:31-05:00

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Lakhnow me 2 bache lar rahe thay...
1st: dekhie agr ap hamari bat nhe manenge to hum ap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shan me gustakhana Kalimat pesh karengy...
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2nd: To huzur phir hum b ap k rukhsar-e-mubarak pe aesa tamancha baja laaengay k gaal gulab ki manind chamaknay lage ga. ]]> <![CDATA[ Law of Telephone ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Law-of-Telephone-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-21T08:58:02-05:00 2009-08-21T08:57:14-05:00

When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.
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LAW OF WORKSHOP:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessible corner.
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LAW OF TRAFFIC:
If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.
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LAW OF ENCOUNTER:
Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u don't want to be seen with.
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LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:
Anything is possible if u don't know what u r talking about... ]]> <![CDATA[ Abhi Rat Guzri Thi Adhi - Mazhiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Abhi-Rat-Guzri-Thi-Adhi-Mazhiya-Shayari.html 2009-08-20T09:31:04-05:00 2009-08-20T09:28:15-05:00

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Abhi rat gzri hi thi adhi
.
Machr ki to ksmat hi khoti thi
.
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Q k
Makhi to "Morten" lga k soti thi ]]>

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Abhi rat gzri hi thi adhi
.
Machr ki to ksmat hi khoti thi
.
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Q k
Makhi to "Morten" lga k soti thi ]]> <![CDATA[ Police Wala Aur Fauji ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Police-Wala-Aur-Fauji-Funny-SS.html 2009-08-19T13:25:29-05:00 2009-08-19T12:16:02-05:00

Police: LEAVE pe jarahe ho?
Fojji: Haan wife ki delivery ha.
Police: Kitnay din bad ghar jarahy ho?
Foji: 2 saal baad
Police: phir to wo bacha haram ka ho ga
Foji: main ne kon sa gher rakhna hai police main bharti karwa don gaa ]]> <![CDATA[ English Shairi Mulahiza Ho ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/English-Shairi-Mulahiza-Ho-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-19T12:10:10-05:00 2009-08-19T12:08:59-05:00

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Arz kia hai !
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She is kissing
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wha, wha,
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She is kissing
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wah, wha
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Some Text Missing
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Wah wah wah ]]>

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Arz kia hai !
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She is kissing
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wha, wha,
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She is kissing
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wah, wha
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Some Text Missing
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Wah wah wah ]]> <![CDATA[ Potta Dada Se - Family SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Potta-Dada-Se-Family-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-19T12:06:32-05:00 2009-08-19T12:05:18-05:00

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Dada me apni girl friend ko kya dun?
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Dada: wo dikhnay me kaisi he?
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potta:
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boht khoobsurat hai.
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Dada:
to phir us ko mera number de do. ]]>

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Dada me apni girl friend ko kya dun?
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Dada: wo dikhnay me kaisi he?
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potta:
.
boht khoobsurat hai.
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Dada:
to phir us ko mera number de do. ]]> <![CDATA[ Wah Ji Waj - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Wah-Ji-Waj-Urdu-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-19T09:14:42-05:00 2009-08-19T09:13:28-05:00

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wah ji wah
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Jumeraat ki INCOME gini ja rhi hy: ]]>

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wah ji wah
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Jumeraat ki INCOME gini ja rhi hy: ]]> <![CDATA[ Sorry Yar Bhol Gaya - Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Sorry-Yar-Bhol-Gaya-Hindi-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-19T07:22:30-05:00 2009-08-19T07:16:44-05:00

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Sorry yaar!
Kaafi Purani Baat thi, Main Bhool Gaya. ]]>

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Sorry yaar!
Kaafi Purani Baat thi, Main Bhool Gaya. ]]> <![CDATA[ Good News on 14 August - Independence Day SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Good-News-on-14-August-Independence-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-17T06:54:59-05:00 2009-08-17T06:51:21-05:00

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On 14 th aug
In All Pakistan
.
WARID 2 WARID free
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JAZZ 2 JAZZ free
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UFONE 2 UFONE free
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TELENOR 2 TELENOR free
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ZONG 2 ZONG
Free
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"MISCALLS" ]]>

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On 14 th aug
In All Pakistan
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WARID 2 WARID free
.
JAZZ 2 JAZZ free
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UFONE 2 UFONE free
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TELENOR 2 TELENOR free
.
ZONG 2 ZONG
Free
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"MISCALLS" ]]> <![CDATA[ Heer Tumhary Payar ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Heer-Tumhary-Payar-Urdu-Funny-Text-SMS.html 2009-08-17T06:46:55-05:00 2009-08-17T06:45:34-05:00

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Ranjha:- to mn konsa "D.S.P"lag gya hun?? ]]>

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Ranjha:- to mn konsa "D.S.P"lag gya hun?? ]]> <![CDATA[ Mein Jis Ladki Ko ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mein-Jis-Ladki-Ko-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-17T06:41:56-05:00 2009-08-17T06:39:59-05:00

2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera aba cror pati hy
.
1st:Btaya tha
2nd

hir?
1st:Ab wo meri ammi hai ]]>

2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera aba cror pati hy
.
1st:Btaya tha
2nd

hir?
1st:Ab wo meri ammi hai ]]> <![CDATA[ Power to Stop You - Punjabi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Power-to-Stop-You-Punjabi-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-16T02:12:31-05:00 2009-08-16T02:00:48-05:00

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But only one power that can stop you?
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Guess what????
.
“Abbey Di Juttian”… ]]>

.
But only one power that can stop you?
.
Guess what????
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“Abbey Di Juttian”… ]]> <![CDATA[ Roza Hamain Sabar - Load Shedding SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Roza-Hamain-Sabar---Load-Shedding-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-13T13:56:41-05:00 2009-08-13T13:54:59-05:00

Is Liay aap Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabar Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay ka Saboot Dain.
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Msg From: K.E.S.C ]]>

Is Liay aap Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabar Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay ka Saboot Dain.
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Msg From: K.E.S.C ]]> <![CDATA[ She is Half Mad ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/She-is-Half-Mad-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-12T04:22:12-05:00 2009-08-12T04:22:12-05:00

Student: 32 yrs.
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Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 years old and she is half mad. ]]>

Student: 32 yrs.
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Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 years old and she is half mad. ]]> <![CDATA[ Teri Girl Friend Gai ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Teri-Girl-Friend-Gai-Urdu-Funny-Poetry-SMS.html 2009-08-12T03:46:15-05:00 2009-08-12T03:46:15-05:00

teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar ]]>

teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar ]]> <![CDATA[ Girl Friend Ko Kiss ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Girl-Friend-Ko-Kiss-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-11T13:37:05-05:00 2009-08-11T13:37:05-05:00

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Wah Wah..
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Samander mein water; Water mein fish
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.
Aapko salam apki Girl Friend ko KiSs. ]]>

.
Wah Wah..
.
Samander mein water; Water mein fish
.
.
.
Aapko salam apki Girl Friend ko KiSs. ]]> <![CDATA[ Ap Ki Kahani ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ap-Ki-Kahani-Urdu-Funny-Insult-SMS-1.html 2009-08-11T13:33:14-05:00 2009-08-11T13:33:14-05:00

Humari Zubani"
.
Aap k paas dimagh hai
Chalta nahi wo alag baat hai
.
.
Aap smart hain
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai
.
.
Aap shareef hain
Lagtay nahi wo alag baat hai
.
.
Aap k paas cell phone hai
Msgs nahi kartay alag baat hai
.
.
kaafi izzat hai aap ki
Koi karta nahi ye alag baat hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Dedicated to Sweet Multan ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Dedicated-to-Sweet-Multan-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-11T13:15:00-05:00 2009-08-11T13:15:00-05:00

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Multan agr pyara na hota
abda£i road ka nzara na hota
.
S.P chowk pe ishara na hota
JINAH PARK k bgair guzara na hota
.
Chenone jany ka mood dobara na hota
Allah wasaya ki machli ka swad krara na hota
.
Girls degree college ka kasor hai
wrna multan ka koi lrka awara na hota. ]]> <![CDATA[ Chwal Na Mar ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Chwal-Na-Mar-Punjabi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-11T12:24:55-05:00 2009-08-11T12:24:55-05:00

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Meri taraf dekho is Cameray se Kabootar niklay ga....
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Bacha: Focus Adjust Kar Chawlan Na Maar... ]]>

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Meri taraf dekho is Cameray se Kabootar niklay ga....
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Bacha: Focus Adjust Kar Chawlan Na Maar... ]]> <![CDATA[ Bara Bewakuf Insan ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Bara-Bewakuf-Insan-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-11T12:15:23-05:00 2009-08-11T12:15:23-05:00

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Student: Wakeel..
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Teacher: Wo Kese ?
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Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ]]>

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Student: Wakeel..
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Teacher: Wo Kese ?
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Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ]]> <![CDATA[ Meera at Private Party ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Meera-at-Private-Party-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-11T11:52:44-05:00 2009-08-11T11:40:44-05:00

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At A Private Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!
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Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz. ]]>

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At A Private Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!
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Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz. ]]> <![CDATA[ Raja Pervaiz Ashraf Load Shedding SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Raja-Pervaiz-Ashraf-Load-Shedding-SMS.html 2009-08-11T11:17:12-05:00 2009-08-11T11:17:12-05:00

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"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
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Baqi Load Shedding agley saal se hogi... ]]>

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"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
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Baqi Load Shedding agley saal se hogi... ]]> <![CDATA[ Happy Children Day ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Happy-Children-Day-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-10T12:52:51-05:00 2009-08-10T12:52:51-05:00

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Is din har baap ko apne bachey ki yad aati hy.Is liye mujhe B tumhari yad i.
Ab ye msg muje he snd kr k baap k sath batmizi na krna ]]>

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Is din har baap ko apne bachey ki yad aati hy.Is liye mujhe B tumhari yad i.
Ab ye msg muje he snd kr k baap k sath batmizi na krna ]]> <![CDATA[ Aao Baatein Karein-Load Shedding SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aao-Baatein-Karein-Load-Shedding-SMS.html 2009-08-10T12:49:26-05:00 2009-08-10T12:49:26-05:00

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Bijli aa gai
Bijli Chli gai
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Bijli aane wali hai
Bijli Jane wali hai
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Bijli ek ghante k lye gai hai
Bijli ek ghante baad jae gi
.
Bijli nhi aai
Bijli nhi gai
.
Bijli kab jae gi
Bijli Kab aai gi ]]> <![CDATA[ Soldier to General ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Soldier-to-General-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-10T12:46:32-05:00 2009-08-10T12:46:32-05:00

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General: Quickly bring me my red shirt..
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"After Enemies Defeat"
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Soldier: Sir why the red shirt?
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General: In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would'nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..
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Soldier: Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..
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General: Hurry up! Bring me My Yellow Trousers... ]]> <![CDATA[ Urdu Kitni Achi Hai ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Urdu-Kitni-Achi-Hai-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-10T12:39:23-05:00 2009-08-10T12:39:23-05:00

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Aande (Egg) ki Zardi Safaid HOTI hai ya HOTA hai?
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Janab Aande ki Zardi hamesha YELLOW hoti hai, ]]>

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Aande (Egg) ki Zardi Safaid HOTI hai ya HOTA hai?
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Janab Aande ki Zardi hamesha YELLOW hoti hai, ]]> <![CDATA[ Brand New IPOD ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Brand-New-IPOD-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-10T12:30:31-05:00 2009-08-10T12:30:31-05:00

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Brand new
IPod
6 Mega Pixel Camera
8 GB memory
Blue/Infra/GPRS/MMS
Aur
Touch Screen
.
Se to nahi kr rha
Par
DUA krna jald az jald kr sku. ]]>

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Brand new
IPod
6 Mega Pixel Camera
8 GB memory
Blue/Infra/GPRS/MMS
Aur
Touch Screen
.
Se to nahi kr rha
Par
DUA krna jald az jald kr sku. ]]> <![CDATA[ If You Need Advice ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/If-You-Need-Advice-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-10T12:27:22-05:00 2009-08-10T12:27:22-05:00

MSG me
.
If U need a Friend
CALL ME
.
If U need Help
E-MAIL me
.
If U need Money
The number you have dialed is not responding plz don't try again . ]]>

MSG me
.
If U need a Friend
CALL ME
.
If U need Help
E-MAIL me
.
If U need Money
The number you have dialed is not responding plz don't try again . ]]> <![CDATA[ Keep It in The Cow ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Keep-It-in-The-Cow-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-10T12:19:16-05:00 2009-08-10T12:19:16-05:00

Milk Turning Sour?
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Keep It In The Cow.. ]]>

Milk Turning Sour?
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Keep It In The Cow.. ]]> <![CDATA[ By His Disappearance ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/By-His-Disappearance-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-09T13:20:49-05:00 2009-08-09T13:20:49-05:00

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Clerk: Oh, you should not judge a person by his Appearance.
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Manager:I am not – I am judging him by his disappearance. ]]>

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Clerk: Oh, you should not judge a person by his Appearance.
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Manager:I am not – I am judging him by his disappearance. ]]> <![CDATA[ Crawling On Your Collar-Family SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Crawling-On-Your-Collar-Family-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-10T07:20:08-05:00 2009-08-09T13:17:29-05:00

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Dad: I give up, What?
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Son: I dont know either, but its crawling on your collar right this minute. ]]>

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Dad: I give up, What?
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Son: I dont know either, but its crawling on your collar right this minute. ]]> <![CDATA[ Can You Tell Me ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Can-You-Tell-Me-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-09T13:08:47-05:00 2009-08-09T13:08:47-05:00

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Lawyer: Certainly. I charge 250$ to answer three questions.
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Client: That is a bit steep, isnt it?
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Lawyer: Yes, now what is your final question? ]]>

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Lawyer: Certainly. I charge 250$ to answer three questions.
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Client: That is a bit steep, isnt it?
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Lawyer: Yes, now what is your final question? ]]> <![CDATA[ Technology Impact ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Technology-Impact.html 2009-08-09T12:39:59-05:00 2009-08-09T12:39:59-05:00

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Major Rohail"s E-Mail:
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner. ]]>

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Major Rohail"s E-Mail:
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner. ]]> <![CDATA[ GEO Wapda-Load Shedding SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/GEO-Wapda-Load-Shedding-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-09T12:35:12-05:00 2009-08-09T12:34:19-05:00

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Hairaan Na Ho.
Abhi Mobile Charge hai to Wish kar diya.
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Light ka Kya Pata, Aglay Do Maheenay Aaye Ya Na aaye...
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GEO Wapda. ]]>

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Hairaan Na Ho.
Abhi Mobile Charge hai to Wish kar diya.
.
Light ka Kya Pata, Aglay Do Maheenay Aaye Ya Na aaye...
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GEO Wapda. ]]> <![CDATA[ Mainu V De-Punjabi Cool SMS ]]> Areeba http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mainu-V-De-Punjabi-Cool-SMS.html 2009-08-09T05:39:40-05:00 2009-08-09T04:56:06-05:00

<![CDATA[ Mere Patlay Jism ]]> Areeba http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mere-Patlay-Jism-Funny-Poetry-SMS.html 2009-08-09T05:53:45-05:00 2009-08-09T04:47:19-05:00

Pappu...
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Agar Main Aashiq Na Hota to
BATISTA hota. ]]>

Pappu...
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Agar Main Aashiq Na Hota to
BATISTA hota. ]]> <![CDATA[ Teri Bevi Kaisi Hai-Funny Urdu SMS ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Teri-Bevi-Kaisi-Hai-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-08T12:21:41-05:00 2009-08-08T11:03:56-05:00

1Bola:Tri BV kesi hy?
2Bola:Fair color,Blue Eyes,Rosy Lips&Charming
2Bola:Teri kesi hy?
Pehla Bola
meri chor teri dhondte hen…. ]]>

1Bola:Tri BV kesi hy?
2Bola:Fair color,Blue Eyes,Rosy Lips&Charming
2Bola:Teri kesi hy?
Pehla Bola
meri chor teri dhondte hen…. ]]> <![CDATA[ China Ka Hai ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/China-Ka-Hai-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-08T10:42:54-05:00 2009-08-08T10:08:54-05:00

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Salesman:500 ka.
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Customer:Itna Sasta ?
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Salesman:China Ka Hai.
.
Koi guarantee nahi,
.
ho sakta hai kal se bhonkna shuru kar de ]]>

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Salesman:500 ka.
.
Customer:Itna Sasta ?
.
Salesman:China Ka Hai.
.
Koi guarantee nahi,
.
ho sakta hai kal se bhonkna shuru kar de ]]> <![CDATA[ Aapko Suraj Kahen-Funny Text Insults ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aapko-Suraj-Kahen-Funny-Text-Insults.html 2009-08-08T10:49:30-05:00 2009-08-08T09:49:34-05:00

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usme aag hai
.
Hum aapko Chand kahe
.
magr usme bhi dagh hai
.
Hum aapko bandar Kahe lekin
.
sala usme bhi dimag hai ]]>

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usme aag hai
.
Hum aapko Chand kahe
.
magr usme bhi dagh hai
.
Hum aapko bandar Kahe lekin
.
sala usme bhi dimag hai ]]> <![CDATA[ Pohanch Gai-Wife SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Pohanch-Gai-Very-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-08T09:31:32-05:00 2009-08-08T09:25:11-05:00

admi asman ki taraf dekh kr bola.
lagta hy.
"POHANCH GAI". ]]>

admi asman ki taraf dekh kr bola.
lagta hy.
"POHANCH GAI". ]]> <![CDATA[ Kia Seekha-Funny SMS Jokes ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kia-Seekha-Funny-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-08T10:20:51-05:00 2009-08-08T08:05:01-05:00

kuch arsay baad woh wapis gaya,
logoun nay kaha kia seekha?
Angraiz bola:
Bijli chali gai, Bijli aa gai ]]>

kuch arsay baad woh wapis gaya,
logoun nay kaha kia seekha?
Angraiz bola:
Bijli chali gai, Bijli aa gai ]]> <![CDATA[ Mohabat Ka Dawa-Funny SMS Poetry ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mohabat-Ka-Dawa-Funny-SMS-Poetry.html 2009-08-08T10:24:20-05:00 2009-08-08T07:57:55-05:00

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Ham ko jis se tha dosti ka dawa
.
Wo le gya hamari Manji ka Pawa
.
Shawa bhai Shawa…!! ]]>

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Ham ko jis se tha dosti ka dawa
.
Wo le gya hamari Manji ka Pawa
.
Shawa bhai Shawa…!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Zamana Kia Jane-Funny SMS Poetry ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Zamana-Kia-Jane-Funny-SMS-Poetry.html 2009-08-08T10:26:01-05:00 2009-08-08T07:55:49-05:00

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dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane
.
hoti hai kitni mehnt ek larki phsane main
.
ye ghar pe bethi uski AMMA kia jane?? ]]>

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dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane
.
hoti hai kitni mehnt ek larki phsane main
.
ye ghar pe bethi uski AMMA kia jane?? ]]> <![CDATA[ Shikari Mein Ik Dafa-Story SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Shikari-Mein-Ik-Dafa-Story-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-07T04:59:23-05:00 2009-08-07T04:59:23-05:00

Sher mery qareeb aaya or phisal gaya.
mein phr bhaga or phr thak k ruk gaya sher mery qareeb aya or phisal gaya.
Shikari apny Dost sy aagar tum meri jaga hoty to kia karte?
Dost;- meri to dar k mary potty hi nikal jati!
Shikari: haste hwe to sher itni dair se phisal kis pey raha Tha..? ]]> <![CDATA[ Lakin Jab Sher-Funny Urdu SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Lakin-Jab-Sher-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-06T08:58:44-05:00 2009-08-06T08:58:44-05:00

Lekin jab sher SAMNE ata hy to pajama uper se dheela,Neeche se geela aor peechay se peela ho jata hy. ]]>

Lekin jab sher SAMNE ata hy to pajama uper se dheela,Neeche se geela aor peechay se peela ho jata hy. ]]> <![CDATA[ Ye Larkian Hame-Funny Poetry SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ye-Larkian-Hame-Funny-Poetry-SMS.html 2009-08-06T08:46:23-05:00 2009-08-06T08:46:23-05:00

badnasib hn wo larkian jin ki kismat me hm nai. ]]>

badnasib hn wo larkian jin ki kismat me hm nai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Payar Keeta C-Funny Punjabi Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Payar-Keeta-C-Funny-Punjabi-Jokes.html 2009-08-06T08:40:08-05:00 2009-08-06T08:40:08-05:00

Odi yaad vich Dil bekarar keeta C,
darr darr k Aik Din izhaar keeta C,
O Marjani kehndi VEERA
MÄin tey Mazaak keeta C. ]]>

Odi yaad vich Dil bekarar keeta C,
darr darr k Aik Din izhaar keeta C,
O Marjani kehndi VEERA
MÄin tey Mazaak keeta C. ]]> <![CDATA[ Jo Tum Ko Ho Pasand-Mazahiya Text Insult ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Jo-Tum-Ko-Ho-Pasand-Mazahiya-Insult-SMS.html 2009-08-06T08:39:15-05:00 2009-08-06T08:39:15-05:00

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Tm Din Ko Agr Rat Kho,
.
Rat Kahenge,
.
suraj ko agr chand kho
.
Chand kahenge
.
.
Q, K
.
.
Pagalon k sath zid Nahi Ki Jati..! ]]>

.
Tm Din Ko Agr Rat Kho,
.
Rat Kahenge,
.
suraj ko agr chand kho
.
Chand kahenge
.
.
Q, K
.
.
Pagalon k sath zid Nahi Ki Jati..! ]]> <![CDATA[ Tumse Dosti Hoi-Funny Urdu SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Tumse-Dosti-Hoi-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-04T12:02:59-05:00 2009-08-04T12:02:59-05:00

Mujhe Ehsaas Hua Hai K Aapki Qeemat Laakhon Main Hai...
Agar Bura Na Maanen To...
Aapko Bech Don?
Mujhe ALTO Khareedni Hai Plz... ]]>

Mujhe Ehsaas Hua Hai K Aapki Qeemat Laakhon Main Hai...
Agar Bura Na Maanen To...
Aapko Bech Don?
Mujhe ALTO Khareedni Hai Plz... ]]> <![CDATA[ Fire Brigade ]]> Imdad Ullah Khiyal http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Fire-Brigade-Student-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-04T12:07:46-05:00 2009-08-04T03:12:39-05:00

Student: Fire Brigade.
Teacher: Q?
Stdnt: Sir Q K Oraton ka kam Aag lagana hai bhujana nahi.
0313-9136162 ]]>

Student: Fire Brigade.
Teacher: Q?
Stdnt: Sir Q K Oraton ka kam Aag lagana hai bhujana nahi.
0313-9136162 ]]> <![CDATA[ Jab Mai Mar Jaun-Funny Adult Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Jab-Mai-Mar-Jaun-Funny-Adult-SMS.html 2009-08-07T21:06:36-05:00 2009-08-02T06:42:55-05:00

samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain. ]]>

samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta: Kyun???
Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies
murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain. ]]> <![CDATA[ Michael Jackson Died ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Michael-Jackson-Died-Eng-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-02T06:37:26-05:00 2009-08-02T06:37:26-05:00

When Michael Jackson died?
.
.
.
Angel asked him for an
AUTOGRAPH. ]]>

When Michael Jackson died?
.
.
.
Angel asked him for an
AUTOGRAPH. ]]> <![CDATA[ A Mother and Son-Family SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/A-Mother-and-Son-Family-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-02T06:35:50-05:00 2009-08-02T06:35:50-05:00

The girl looked at her father and said: It was Mom.
Father: How do you know?
Girl: She didn't say anything. ]]>

The girl looked at her father and said: It was Mom.
Father: How do you know?
Girl: She didn't say anything. ]]> <![CDATA[ Larkiyon Ke Chakar-Funny Urdu SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Larkiyon-Ke-Chakar-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-02T06:34:53-05:00 2009-08-02T06:34:53-05:00

Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fana
Awarapan
And
Titanic
Think...
Larkiyon k Chakkar Main Jo Parra.
Phir Woh Kuttay Ki Maut Mara. ]]>

Jannat
Gangster
Murder
Fana
Awarapan
And
Titanic
Think...
Larkiyon k Chakkar Main Jo Parra.
Phir Woh Kuttay Ki Maut Mara. ]]> <![CDATA[ Breaking News-Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Breaking-News-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-02T06:34:08-05:00 2009-08-02T06:34:08-05:00

Indian Top Actress "Katrina Kaif"
Died in New York.
Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar.
Aise thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko.., ]]>

Indian Top Actress "Katrina Kaif"
Died in New York.
Aby Film NEWYORK Main Yaar.
Aise thorri Marny Donga Tumhari Bhabhi Ko.., ]]> <![CDATA[ Mera Naam Dhondo-Urdu Funny Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mera-Naam-Dhondo-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-02T06:32:03-05:00 2009-08-02T06:32:03-05:00

Nahi Mila???
Ghor Se Dekho....
Oper Contact name Nazar Nahi Aaraha???
Kardi Na Pathano Wali Harkat. ]]>

Nahi Mila???
Ghor Se Dekho....
Oper Contact name Nazar Nahi Aaraha???
Kardi Na Pathano Wali Harkat. ]]> <![CDATA[ Ek Sheikh Ne Arbi-Funniest SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ek-Sheikh-Ne-Arbi-Very-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-02T00:55:20-05:00 2009-08-02T00:55:20-05:00

Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari, sheikh ne phir khoon diya, ab ki bar Arbi ne Ding Dong ka packet gift kiya.
Sheikh(Gusey se) :Mercedez kyun nahi di?
Arbi: Munna! ab humari ragun me b sheikhon ka khoon dor raha ha ]]> <![CDATA[ Neend Ati Hai-Mazahiya Poetry ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Neend-Ati-Hai-Mazahiya-Poetry.html 2009-08-01T03:43:24-05:00 2009-08-01T03:43:24-05:00

Khuwabon mein ek LARKI aati Hai,
LARKI K peechay uska BÄÄP aata Hai,
Phir
Na NEEND aati hai Na KHUWÄB aata Hai ]]>

Khuwabon mein ek LARKI aati Hai,
LARKI K peechay uska BÄÄP aata Hai,
Phir
Na NEEND aati hai Na KHUWÄB aata Hai ]]> <![CDATA[ Apki Yaad Dil Se ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Apki-Yaad-Dil-Se-Poetry-SMS.html 2009-08-01T02:29:44-05:00 2009-08-01T02:29:10-05:00

Ap jesa Dost hum khony Nhi Denge
Sharafat se Hr Roz SMS Kia Karo Warna
Mobile bi cheen lenge Or Roney B nahi dein ge. ]]>

Ap jesa Dost hum khony Nhi Denge
Sharafat se Hr Roz SMS Kia Karo Warna
Mobile bi cheen lenge Or Roney B nahi dein ge. ]]> <![CDATA[ Kitne Bhi Door-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kitne-Bhi-Door-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-31T01:11:56-05:00 2009-07-31T01:11:56-05:00

Zindgi ke har mod pe hame paoge.
Chahe kitne bhi Msg delete karo,
Subah inbox me fir hume paoge. ]]>

Zindgi ke har mod pe hame paoge.
Chahe kitne bhi Msg delete karo,
Subah inbox me fir hume paoge. ]]> <![CDATA[ Detol Wali Aunty-Text Insults ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Detol-Wali-Aunty-Text-Insults.html 2009-07-30T12:03:51-05:00 2009-07-30T12:03:51-05:00

Dharhkan me Tum
Aankhon me Tum
Saanson me Tum
Jahan b dekhu
Bus Tum hi Tum
Detol wali Anty sach kehti hen
Jaraseem har jaga hote hain. ]]>

Dharhkan me Tum
Aankhon me Tum
Saanson me Tum
Jahan b dekhu
Bus Tum hi Tum
Detol wali Anty sach kehti hen
Jaraseem har jaga hote hain. ]]> <![CDATA[ Chalo Jaldi Betho-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Chalo-Jaldi-Betho-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-30T11:54:48-05:00 2009-07-30T11:54:48-05:00

/!_!_\__
[_(_at_)____(_at_)
Peep Peeep...
Chalo Jaldi betho.
RAMZAN se Pehle, Saray SHAITAAN Pakarnay Hain. ]]>

/!_!_\__
[_(_at_)____(_at_)
Peep Peeep...
Chalo Jaldi betho.
RAMZAN se Pehle, Saray SHAITAAN Pakarnay Hain. ]]> <![CDATA[ Dil Mai Bastay Ho-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Dil-Mai-Bastay-Ho-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-30T11:51:24-05:00 2009-07-30T11:51:24-05:00

Wah Wah...
Tum Hamaray Dil Main Bastay Ho,
Lekin Thora Side Main Hojao,
Saans Ki Naali Main Kyon Phanstay Ho??? ]]>

Wah Wah...
Tum Hamaray Dil Main Bastay Ho,
Lekin Thora Side Main Hojao,
Saans Ki Naali Main Kyon Phanstay Ho??? ]]> <![CDATA[ Kis Ne Choda-Independence Day Jokes ]]> Areeba http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kis-Ne-Choda-Funny-Independence-Day-SMS.html 2009-08-07T21:09:10-05:00 2009-07-30T00:13:29-05:00

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Pehle
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apKo
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Kis Kis
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ne
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choda
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August
Ki
MubaraKbad
di:? ]]>

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Pehle
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apKo
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Kis Kis
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choda
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August
Ki
MubaraKbad
di:? ]]> <![CDATA[ Love in Pakistan-Love SMS Jokes ]]> Areeba http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Love-in-Pakistan-Funny-Love-SMS.html 2009-07-30T00:17:43-05:00 2009-07-30T00:08:16-05:00

In France is a comedy.
In England is a tragedy.
In Italy is a wonder.
In Germany is a drama.
But,
In Pakistan
'NATIONAL GAME' sab khelo... ]]>

In France is a comedy.
In England is a tragedy.
In Italy is a wonder.
In Germany is a drama.
But,
In Pakistan
'NATIONAL GAME' sab khelo... ]]> <![CDATA[ Muhabbat Ke Nishan-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Muhabbat-Ke-Nishan-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-29T13:23:21-05:00 2009-07-29T13:23:21-05:00

Wizaarat-e-Sehat, Hukoomat-e-Pakistan. ]]>

Wizaarat-e-Sehat, Hukoomat-e-Pakistan. ]]> <![CDATA[ Insaan Nhi Marta-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Insaan-Nhi-Marta-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-29T13:21:55-05:00 2009-07-29T13:21:55-05:00

Socho?
Socho?
Socho?
Nahi pata na Main btata hon
No 1 - Jannat
Aur
No 2 - Star Plus ]]>

Socho?
Socho?
Socho?
Nahi pata na Main btata hon
No 1 - Jannat
Aur
No 2 - Star Plus ]]> <![CDATA[ Kareena Kapur Ki-Hinid SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kareena-Kapur-Ki-Hinid-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-29T13:19:21-05:00 2009-07-29T13:19:21-05:00

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Kareena Kapur ki nai Film ka naam hai
Zaror Dekhna. ]]>

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Kareena Kapur ki nai Film ka naam hai
Zaror Dekhna. ]]> <![CDATA[ The Best Shair-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/The-Best-Shair-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-29T13:16:09-05:00 2009-07-29T13:16:09-05:00

Choti si Billi k Chotay Chotay Paaon!
Wah...
Choti si Billi k Chotay Chotay Paaon!
Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow. ]]>

Choti si Billi k Chotay Chotay Paaon!
Wah...
Choti si Billi k Chotay Chotay Paaon!
Meow
Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow. ]]> <![CDATA[ Bujha Bhuja Sa-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Bujha-Bhuja-Sa-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-29T13:15:13-05:00 2009-07-29T13:15:13-05:00

Bujha bujha sa,
Jhuka jhuka sa,
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa,
Jo main nay poochha...
Udaas kyon ho..?
Jhuka ke palkain
Chupa ke chehra
Laga wo kehnay
50 ka load karwaya tha...
Abhi tak nahi aaya ]]>

Bujha bujha sa,
Jhuka jhuka sa,
Udasiyoun main
Racha bassa sa,
Jo main nay poochha...
Udaas kyon ho..?
Jhuka ke palkain
Chupa ke chehra
Laga wo kehnay
50 ka load karwaya tha...
Abhi tak nahi aaya ]]> <![CDATA[ Gurr Se Metha Ishq-Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Gurr-Se-Metha-Ishq-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-29T13:13:37-05:00 2009-07-29T13:13:37-05:00

She went to eat them but,
On the way She saw a Chunta,
She left the Gurr n Imlee and went with the Chunta...
Moral: Gurr se Meetha Ishq Ishq,
Imlee se khatta Ishq Ishq. ]]>

She went to eat them but,
On the way She saw a Chunta,
She left the Gurr n Imlee and went with the Chunta...
Moral: Gurr se Meetha Ishq Ishq,
Imlee se khatta Ishq Ishq. ]]> <![CDATA[ Khuda Ki Qasam-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Khuda-Ki-Qasam-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-29T13:04:25-05:00 2009-07-29T13:04:25-05:00

Dunya ki nazar say khud ko bacha lo,
Kajal ka Teeka to aap ke lye kam hai,
Aik kala Tawa Galey mein latka lo. ]]>

Dunya ki nazar say khud ko bacha lo,
Kajal ka Teeka to aap ke lye kam hai,
Aik kala Tawa Galey mein latka lo. ]]> <![CDATA[ What Would You Think-Punjabi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/What-Would-You-Think-Punjabi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-29T00:36:25-05:00 2009-07-29T00:36:25-05:00

if u have 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000Rs in other pocket, wat would u think?
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Student: main kidry abbay di pent tay nai paa lai?? ]]>

if u have 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000Rs in other pocket, wat would u think?
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Student: main kidry abbay di pent tay nai paa lai?? ]]> <![CDATA[ Mehngi Chez Le Kar-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mehngi-Chez-Le-Kar-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-28T02:42:23-05:00 2009-07-28T02:42:23-05:00

Husband: Chalo Tum Tayyar Ho jao.
Hum Aata Lenay Chaltay Hain. ]]>

Husband: Chalo Tum Tayyar Ho jao.
Hum Aata Lenay Chaltay Hain. ]]> <![CDATA[ Emotional Commedy-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Emotional-Commedy-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-28T02:21:08-05:00 2009-07-28T02:21:08-05:00

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Wah...
Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi. ]]>

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Wah...
Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.
Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi. ]]> <![CDATA[ To Police Station-Send Me SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/To-Police-Station-Send-Me-SMS.html 2009-07-28T02:19:30-05:00 2009-07-28T02:19:30-05:00

The S.H.O,
Police Station,
Sir,
As my Friend forgot to send me SMS, Kindly request u to take action and encounter his useless Mobile.
Thanks...! ]]>

The S.H.O,
Police Station,
Sir,
As my Friend forgot to send me SMS, Kindly request u to take action and encounter his useless Mobile.
Thanks...! ]]> <![CDATA[ In Haseen Ankhon Se-Funny Poetry Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/In-Haseen-Ankhon-Se-Funny-Poetry-SMS.html 2009-07-27T13:33:35-05:00 2009-07-27T13:33:35-05:00

In Hasen ankhon sy Ansuon ko kbhi bahana ni
Zkham jitna b ho gehra mgr
.
“Polyfex”
k Elawa koi or marham lgana nhi. ]]>

In Hasen ankhon sy Ansuon ko kbhi bahana ni
Zkham jitna b ho gehra mgr
.
“Polyfex”
k Elawa koi or marham lgana nhi. ]]> <![CDATA[ Zindagi Khali Khali-Funny Friendship Text ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Zindagi-Khali-Khali-Funny-Friendship-SMS.html 2009-07-27T01:16:35-05:00 2009-07-27T01:16:35-05:00

mere pass koi acha dost nahin tha,
lakn phr aap aaye meri zindagi may,
mujhe ehsaas hua,
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.
"akela hi theek tha. ]]>

mere pass koi acha dost nahin tha,
lakn phr aap aaye meri zindagi may,
mujhe ehsaas hua,
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"akela hi theek tha. ]]> <![CDATA[ Kanjus Log ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kanjus-Log-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-26T10:59:05-05:00 2009-07-26T14:58:00-05:00

Bird log gana ga rele hai....
Cow log ghaas kha rele hai..
Shane log SMS kar rele hai.
Aur Kanjus log SMS padh rele hai..!!! ]]>

Bird log gana ga rele hai....
Cow log ghaas kha rele hai..
Shane log SMS kar rele hai.
Aur Kanjus log SMS padh rele hai..!!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Disturb Karne K Liye-Family SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Disturb-Karne-K-Liye-Family-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-26T11:24:12-05:00 2009-07-26T11:24:12-05:00

Ki
Train No. 6162
K Route k 3rd Station Shahdara
K 1 Chotay se Gaon
K Nazdik Waly Qabristan
K Chowkidar ki Qabar pe Bethi Hui Makhi
Ki Right side ki Tang ki Teesri Ungli
K Nakhun k Pas chupay huye Keeray
K Pait Main Rehne waly Becteria
K Chromosomal DNA
K Thymine Nucleotide
K 5th Carbon
K Outer Shell
K 4th Electron ki Qasam
Sirf aapko DISTURB karne k Liye SMS kya hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Behtareen Usool-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Behtareen-Usool-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-26T11:22:42-05:00 2009-07-26T11:22:42-05:00

1. Kisi Dost k Phadday main jao aur samnay wali nafri ziyada to ho apny dost ko he peet do.
2. Agar kisi ka Kuch Bigaar nahi sakty to us per Thook Phaink k Bhag jao.
3. Kabhi pitne lago to samny waly ko Bhai Bana lo.
4. Shair Sirf apny ghar k samny ban k ghomo... ]]> <![CDATA[ Larki K Gaal-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Larki-K-Gaal-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-26T11:22:00-05:00 2009-07-26T11:22:00-05:00

English Girl: You are too naughty sweet heart!
Urdu Girl: Nahi karo na Jaan!
Memon Girl: Insan jo Bacho Bani Win, Kutte jo Bacho naban. ]]>

English Girl: You are too naughty sweet heart!
Urdu Girl: Nahi karo na Jaan!
Memon Girl: Insan jo Bacho Bani Win, Kutte jo Bacho naban. ]]> <![CDATA[ Walk On You-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Walk-On-You-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-26T11:20:28-05:00 2009-07-26T11:20:28-05:00

Love in your OWN WAY.
Talk in your OWN WORDS.
Do what your Heart says.
and One Day.
The World will say...
Dheet hai Bhai, Kisi ki nahi Sunta... ]]>

Love in your OWN WAY.
Talk in your OWN WORDS.
Do what your Heart says.
and One Day.
The World will say...
Dheet hai Bhai, Kisi ki nahi Sunta... ]]> <![CDATA[ Live Concert-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Live-Concert-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-26T11:17:22-05:00 2009-07-26T11:17:22-05:00

* DANCE by
Michael Jackson
* SINGERS
Noor Jahan
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
* Poetry by
Ahmed Faraz
Free Ticket Lene k liye
Neti Jetti K Pull se Jump karen. ]]>

* DANCE by
Michael Jackson
* SINGERS
Noor Jahan
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
* Poetry by
Ahmed Faraz
Free Ticket Lene k liye
Neti Jetti K Pull se Jump karen. ]]> <![CDATA[ Faraz Yaron Ko-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Faraz-Yaron-Ko-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-26T11:16:51-05:00 2009-07-26T11:16:51-05:00

Parday Main Bula ka Dekh liya.
Mot B humse door bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car k Neeche aa k Dekh liya.
Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar,
SafeGuard se B naha k Dekh liya.
Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib,
Radio pe B Ga k Dekh liya.
Dil ka B pata nahi chal Raha Wasi,
X-Ray B kara k Dekh liya. ]]> <![CDATA[ 2 Rupay Ka Sawal-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/2-Rupay-Ka-Sawal-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-26T11:08:04-05:00 2009-07-26T11:08:04-05:00

Faqeer: 2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baba...
Bacha: Baba Jaldi se sawal batao, Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat hai. ]]>

Faqeer: 2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baba...
Bacha: Baba Jaldi se sawal batao, Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Tumhain Dhondti Hain-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Tumhain-Dhondti-Hain-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-26T11:07:21-05:00 2009-07-26T11:07:21-05:00

Meri Betaab Nazrain
Meri Ujri Subhain
Meri Be-Rang dopeharen
Meri Dhundhli Shamen
Meri Tareek Raaten
Jo ho saky to Nawaz do!
Meri har Subha ko Nikhar do.
Meri Shaam ko Sanwaar do,
Meri raat ko Qarar do,
Ye na ho saky to Yun karo...
Mujhe 50000 Udhaar do... ]]> <![CDATA[ Aanssu Tere Nikle ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aanssu-Tere-Nikle-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-25T05:27:29-05:00 2009-07-25T15:25:00-05:00

Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki
kam tum karo aur Salary meri ho. ]]>

Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki
kam tum karo aur Salary meri ho. ]]> <![CDATA[ I Love U-Love SMS Jokes ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/I-Love-U-Funny-Love-SMS.html 2009-07-25T05:28:40-05:00 2009-07-25T15:20:00-05:00

used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U ]]>

used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U ]]> <![CDATA[ Aisi Konsi Jagah ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aisi-Konsi-Jagah-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-25T12:20:57-05:00 2009-07-25T12:20:57-05:00

Jahan Ameer se Ameer insaan B
Katori le k khada rehta Hai?
Pani Puri wale k paas. ]]>

Jahan Ameer se Ameer insaan B
Katori le k khada rehta Hai?
Pani Puri wale k paas. ]]> <![CDATA[ Hone Wali Hai Barish ]]> Imdad Ullah Khiyal http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Hone-Wali-Hai-Barish-Insult-SMS.html 2009-07-24T04:29:59-05:00 2009-07-24T00:42:04-05:00

Meri YAAD may chup chup kar Aansoon baha lena..
Abi hone wali hay or BARISH~~~~
Khuda k waste “TUM” zaroor “Naha Lena..! ]]>

Meri YAAD may chup chup kar Aansoon baha lena..
Abi hone wali hay or BARISH~~~~
Khuda k waste “TUM” zaroor “Naha Lena..! ]]> <![CDATA[ Kya zamana Aagaya-Text Insults ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kya-zamana-Aagaya-Text-Insults.html 2009-07-24T04:36:11-05:00 2009-07-23T19:22:15-05:00

Bahare ke hath me "RADIO"
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE"
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya zamana Aagaya hai!!! ]]>

Bahare ke hath me "RADIO"
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE"
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya zamana Aagaya hai!!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Never Seen His Hips-Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Never-Seen-His-Hips-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-23T07:44:30-05:00 2009-07-23T17:39:00-05:00

Once his teacher hit him on his hips.
Childn come back to home & see the mirror,
& said
Kamini NE do tukde kar diye. ]]>

Once his teacher hit him on his hips.
Childn come back to home & see the mirror,
& said
Kamini NE do tukde kar diye. ]]> <![CDATA[ When We Are Born ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/When-We-Are-Born-Eng-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-23T07:48:19-05:00 2009-07-23T17:32:00-05:00

When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from? ]]>

When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from? ]]> <![CDATA[ The Average Man's ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/The-Average-Mans-Eng-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-23T07:49:09-05:00 2009-07-23T17:30:00-05:00

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too. ]]>

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end, the mourners wondering too. ]]> <![CDATA[ Sndhu Laughter Challenge-Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Sndhu-Laughter-Challenge-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-23T07:48:54-05:00 2009-07-23T17:24:00-05:00

Jab sidhu laughter challenge main
hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai
Bas kar mere BAAP. ]]>

Jab sidhu laughter challenge main
hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai
Bas kar mere BAAP. ]]> <![CDATA[ Surat Pe Hansi-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Surat-Pe-Hansi-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-23T07:51:15-05:00 2009-07-23T17:10:00-05:00

Sitaroon ko bhi nind aati to hogi...
Tum lakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me apni surat pe hansi aati to hogi.... ]]>

Sitaroon ko bhi nind aati to hogi...
Tum lakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me apni surat pe hansi aati to hogi.... ]]> <![CDATA[ Pathan Names-Pathan SMS Jokes ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Pathan-Names-Pathan-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-23T07:54:03-05:00 2009-07-23T16:38:00-05:00

in Jungle - Sher Khan
in summer - Sharbat Khan
during war - Barood Khan
near ocean - Samunder Khan
with abnormal features - Ajab Khan
premature - Masti Khan
near garden - Gul Khan
in anger - Ghazab Khan
in horror - Haibat Khan
funny - Nadia Khan
After Suicide Bom - Bhadur Khan
talent but no brain - Shahid Khan Afridi
Proud of Pakistan - Abdul Qadir Khan
in Zardari Government - Bardasht Khan ]]> <![CDATA[ Dance Kon Karega-Funny Dosti SMS ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Dance-Kon-Karega-Funny-Friendship-SMS.html 2009-07-26T11:00:53-05:00 2009-07-23T14:54:46-05:00

doost hi na raha to wafa kon karay ga.
Ya Rub mere doost ko salamat rakhna
warna meri Shadi mai dance kon karega. ]]>

doost hi na raha to wafa kon karay ga.
Ya Rub mere doost ko salamat rakhna
warna meri Shadi mai dance kon karega. ]]> <![CDATA[ Honton Se Jo Choo ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Honton-Se-Jo-Choo-Friendship-SMS.html 2009-07-23T07:33:29-05:00 2009-07-22T20:24:09-05:00

Ehsaas Aab tak hai
Aankhe Nam hai
Aur
sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho...
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Khayi Bhi to
HARI Mirchi...hai ]]>

Ehsaas Aab tak hai
Aankhe Nam hai
Aur
sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho...
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Khayi Bhi to
HARI Mirchi...hai ]]> <![CDATA[ Jahan Dosti Hai-Funny Friendship JOkes ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Jahan-Dosti-Hai-Funny-Friendship-SMS.html 2009-07-23T07:51:49-05:00 2009-07-22T17:06:45-05:00

Jahan Pyaar hain Waha Ishq hai,
Jahan Ishq hain Wahan Mohabbat,
Jahan Mohabbat hain Wahan Judaai,
Jahan Judaai wahan Dard,
Jahan Dard wahan ZANDU Balm! ]]>

Jahan Pyaar hain Waha Ishq hai,
Jahan Ishq hain Wahan Mohabbat,
Jahan Mohabbat hain Wahan Judaai,
Jahan Judaai wahan Dard,
Jahan Dard wahan ZANDU Balm! ]]> <![CDATA[ Maar Deti Hai-Load Shedding SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Maar-Deti-Hai-Load-Shedding-SMS.html 2009-07-22T13:27:49-05:00 2009-07-22T13:27:49-05:00

Kisi ko PYAAR ki gehrai maar deti hai,
Kisi ko JUDAI maar deti hai,
Jo is se bach jaye usay.
LOAD SHEDDING maar deti hai. ]]>

Kisi ko PYAAR ki gehrai maar deti hai,
Kisi ko JUDAI maar deti hai,
Jo is se bach jaye usay.
LOAD SHEDDING maar deti hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Biwi Ek Dum ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Biwi-Ek-Dum-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-22T13:20:26-05:00 2009-07-22T13:20:26-05:00

Biwi: EK dum.
Aadmi: To phir apni doosri taang bhi mere ooper rakh do. ]]>

Biwi: EK dum.
Aadmi: To phir apni doosri taang bhi mere ooper rakh do. ]]> <![CDATA[ What is unspoken ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/What-is-unspoken-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-22T13:18:03-05:00 2009-07-22T13:18:03-05:00

To See what is Unseen,
To Feel without ever Touching,
is a Disease called
SCHIZOPHRENIA
and People think its love, How Stupid. ]]>

To See what is Unseen,
To Feel without ever Touching,
is a Disease called
SCHIZOPHRENIA
and People think its love, How Stupid. ]]> <![CDATA[ Ankho Ke Sagar ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ankho-Ke-Sagar-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-21T01:31:14-05:00 2009-07-20T16:31:07-05:00

Aaj Dilko Tadapne Ki Lagan Kaisi Hai
Barf Ki Tarha Pighal Jayegi Zindgi
Ye Unki Sms Na Karne Ki Kasam Kaisi Hai... ]]>

Aaj Dilko Tadapne Ki Lagan Kaisi Hai
Barf Ki Tarha Pighal Jayegi Zindgi
Ye Unki Sms Na Karne Ki Kasam Kaisi Hai... ]]> <![CDATA[ Itna Busy Bhi Na ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Itna-Busy-Bhi-Na-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-21T01:39:49-05:00 2009-07-20T16:01:56-05:00

Itna busy b na raha karo,
kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.
Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.
Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* ]]>

Itna busy b na raha karo,
kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.
Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.
Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* ]]> <![CDATA[ A single spelling mistake ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/A-single-spelling-mistake-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-21T01:56:59-05:00 2009-07-20T15:28:17-05:00

A single spelling mistake
that caused a divorce!!
A man went to Goa & sent a msg 2 wife-
"having d most amazing
& wonderful time of my life,
wish u were HER"
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* ]]>

A single spelling mistake
that caused a divorce!!
A man went to Goa & sent a msg 2 wife-
"having d most amazing
& wonderful time of my life,
wish u were HER"
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~* ]]> <![CDATA[ China Kis Mulk Me ]]> Imdad Ullah Khiyal http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/China-Kis-Mulk-Me-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-20T08:45:01-05:00 2009-07-20T04:58:47-05:00

Aap ko milega
!!!..Bewakufon ka Bumper Prize…!!!
Challenge…
1. China kis Mulk me Hay?
2. 14 Aug kis Date ko Aati hay?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai?
4. Tematar ko Urdu me Kia Bolte hai?
5. Quaid-e-Azam ki qabar main kon dafan hay? ]]> <![CDATA[ Jazbat Ka Izhat-Husband Wife SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Jazbat-Ka-Izhat-Husband-Wife-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-18T14:41:56-05:00 2009-07-18T14:41:56-05:00

Aaj mere tann, mann mein Aag laga dein.
Husband ne patrol phenk k Aag laga di.
Moral:
Jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz mein karein!
By (PSO) ]]>

Aaj mere tann, mann mein Aag laga dein.
Husband ne patrol phenk k Aag laga di.
Moral:
Jazbat ka izhar Aasan alfaz mein karein!
By (PSO) ]]> <![CDATA[ Kia Hal Hain-Urdu SMS JOkes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kia-Hal-Hain-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-18T14:25:37-05:00 2009-07-18T14:25:37-05:00

Kahan hoty h aaj kal?
Na msg na cal.hm to apki shakal he bhol gye hain.
Wo to aj
BASHIR khusray pe nazar pari to aap yad aa
gaye ]]>

Kahan hoty h aaj kal?
Na msg na cal.hm to apki shakal he bhol gye hain.
Wo to aj
BASHIR khusray pe nazar pari to aap yad aa
gaye ]]> <![CDATA[ Sab Se Ziyada Muafi-Urdu SMS JOkes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Sab-Se-Ziyada-Muafi-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-17T21:55:33-05:00 2009-07-17T21:55:33-05:00

Guess
Guess!
Bihkari k Samney
" Maaf karo Baba" ]]>

Guess
Guess!
Bihkari k Samney
" Maaf karo Baba" ]]> <![CDATA[ Tu Lang Ja ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Tu-Lang-Ja-Punjabi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-17T21:53:23-05:00 2009-07-17T21:53:23-05:00

"Tu lang ja sadi kher ay"
"Zid na kar GUJJAR aap bara ziddi ay"
"Pass kar ya bardasht kar"
"Sawari labbay na labbay speed ek so nabbay"
"Jisne maa ko staya usne raksha chalaya"
"Chal pagli sajan k dais"
"Lag gai te rozi na lagi te roza"
From: Riksha book ]]> <![CDATA[ Request Hai Ke-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Request-Hai-Ke-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-17T13:29:54-05:00 2009-07-17T13:29:54-05:00

RAMZAN qareeb hai
Aap sab se request hai k apne mobile me save
Jokes
Pics
&
girls K numbers
DELETE Krny se pehle muje send karein
JAZAKALLAH! ]]>

RAMZAN qareeb hai
Aap sab se request hai k apne mobile me save
Jokes
Pics
&
girls K numbers
DELETE Krny se pehle muje send karein
JAZAKALLAH! ]]> <![CDATA[ Duniya Ko Mita Donga ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Duniya-Ko-Mita-Donga-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-17T13:23:43-05:00 2009-07-17T13:23:43-05:00

<![CDATA[ Kaise Nazar Milaon-Mazahiya Poetry ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kaise-Nazar-Milaon-Mazahiya-Poetry.html 2009-07-17T13:17:16-05:00 2009-07-17T13:17:16-05:00

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This SMS is brought to you by Sun Sip Limo Pani. ]]>

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This SMS is brought to you by Sun Sip Limo Pani. ]]> <![CDATA[ Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Bhaga-Diya-Pathano-Ne-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-16T13:34:58-05:00 2009-07-16T13:34:17-05:00

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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...
IJ..!! ]]>

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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...
IJ..!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Kash Us Ke Dil-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kash-Us-Ke-Dil-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-15T10:48:46-05:00 2009-07-15T10:48:46-05:00

To Aaj Hum Parindon ki Tarah Be GHAR na Hotay. ]]>

To Aaj Hum Parindon ki Tarah Be GHAR na Hotay. ]]> <![CDATA[ Par Shart Ye Hai - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Par-Shart-Ye-Hai-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-15T10:43:48-05:00 2009-07-15T10:43:48-05:00

Muhabbat Laboratory Main bhi paida ho sakti hai.
Par shart ye hai k Lab Assistant Waqai main Pyaari ho. ]]>

Muhabbat Laboratory Main bhi paida ho sakti hai.
Par shart ye hai k Lab Assistant Waqai main Pyaari ho. ]]> <![CDATA[ Wo Muddat Baad - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Wo-Muddat-Baad-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-15T10:37:26-05:00 2009-07-15T10:37:26-05:00

Aj wo muddat baad aaye
Bus yeh kehnay
Jaana
Meray saray khat lota do
Sub tasveerein kalam
Kitabein
Wapis kar do saray tohfay
Mujh say sab kuch magnay wali
Jatay jatay
Meray kamray ki chokhat par
Chorr gae hai
"APNA AAP" ]]> <![CDATA[ Ik Shakhs Shehar - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ik-Shakhs-Shehar-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-15T10:36:16-05:00 2009-07-15T10:36:16-05:00

Nazmo say ishq Khuda jesa
Ghazlo main kaif udhaasi ka
Kis dost nay tum ko sonpa hai
Mera ik jawab hamesha say!
"IK SHAKHS SHEHAR MAY AYA THA" ]]>

Nazmo say ishq Khuda jesa
Ghazlo main kaif udhaasi ka
Kis dost nay tum ko sonpa hai
Mera ik jawab hamesha say!
"IK SHAKHS SHEHAR MAY AYA THA" ]]> <![CDATA[ Jig Ghar Mei UPS - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Jig-Ghar-Mei-UPS-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-15T08:08:55-05:00 2009-07-15T08:08:55-05:00

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Jis ghr mai U.P.S ya Genretar lga ho ga ]]>

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Jis ghr mai U.P.S ya Genretar lga ho ga ]]> <![CDATA[ Jane Log Q-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Jane-Log-Q-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-15T07:42:06-05:00 2009-07-15T07:42:06-05:00

Kuch Log To SMS B Nhi Krte Hain
Or Kuch Aise B Hain Ap Jaise Is Duniya Me,
Jo MIS CALL kr K Bhi,
Balance Check Karte Hain. ]]>

Kuch Log To SMS B Nhi Krte Hain
Or Kuch Aise B Hain Ap Jaise Is Duniya Me,
Jo MIS CALL kr K Bhi,
Balance Check Karte Hain. ]]> <![CDATA[ Karaya Lagta Hai-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Karaya-Lagta-Hai-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-15T07:40:08-05:00 2009-07-15T07:40:08-05:00

Jo apna hai wo paraya lgta hai.
Tum se milne ki tamanna tu buht hai.
Lekin,
Aane jane me kafi KIRAYA lgta hai... ]]>

Jo apna hai wo paraya lgta hai.
Tum se milne ki tamanna tu buht hai.
Lekin,
Aane jane me kafi KIRAYA lgta hai... ]]> <![CDATA[ Some Text Missing-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Some-Text-Missing-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-14T06:03:31-05:00 2009-07-14T06:03:31-05:00

Aur
AaP k barey me kuch btya
Me us ka naam to nhi bta skta
Per
Wo aap k barey me keh raha tha k aap
* some text missing * ]]>

Aur
AaP k barey me kuch btya
Me us ka naam to nhi bta skta
Per
Wo aap k barey me keh raha tha k aap
* some text missing * ]]> <![CDATA[ High Blood Presure-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/High-Blood-Presure-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-13T04:48:03-05:00 2009-07-13T04:48:03-05:00

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Waiter: Sir hen is suffering from high blood Pressure. ]]>

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Waiter: Sir hen is suffering from high blood Pressure. ]]> <![CDATA[ China Har Cheez-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/China-Har-Cheez-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-13T04:46:45-05:00 2009-07-13T04:46:45-05:00

Bana raha hy
Mobile
Bike
Toys
Kpre
Computer
M.B.B.S Doctr bhi
Agr China itna he hoshiyar hy
To
PETROL & AATA bna k dekhae. ]]>

Bana raha hy
Mobile
Bike
Toys
Kpre
Computer
M.B.B.S Doctr bhi
Agr China itna he hoshiyar hy
To
PETROL & AATA bna k dekhae. ]]> <![CDATA[ Sab Se Sasti Call-Send Me SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Sab-Se-Sasti-Call-Send-Me-SMS.html 2009-07-13T03:41:23-05:00 2009-07-13T03:41:23-05:00

Pehla: Gun point pr kse ka mobile Le kr.
Dosra: Apne ksi dost k mobile se.
Tesra: Apni girlfrnd k mobile se, Jis ko bohat se larke easyload Krva k dete hai.
Main sb se sasti call kese melaon?
Tu kya call melae ga
tu ne to aj tk kbi ksi ko
EK sms b nhi kya. ]]> <![CDATA[ Bhag Ke Shadi ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Bhag-Ke-Shadi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-13T03:39:49-05:00 2009-07-13T03:39:49-05:00

5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae:
Major Rohail: Ab kyu aai ho?
Bubbli: Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
N95 b China wala tha. ]]>

5 din bad Bubbli rote hove waps aagae:
Major Rohail: Ab kyu aai ho?
Bubbli: Papa wo BMW ka driver nikla
N95 b China wala tha. ]]> <![CDATA[ Successful Mai Kitne-Anti Misba Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Successful-Mai-Kitne-Anti-Misba-Jokes.html 2009-07-13T02:51:40-05:00 2009-07-13T02:51:40-05:00

"C" aate hai?
Boy: Anti aap Ehtiyatan 3 dafa "C" laga lo. ]]>

"C" aate hai?
Boy: Anti aap Ehtiyatan 3 dafa "C" laga lo. ]]> <![CDATA[ Mehfil Main Sabki Nazar-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mehfil-Main-Sabki-Nazar-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-13T02:50:02-05:00 2009-07-13T02:50:02-05:00

Aur Pappu ki khushi ka thikana na tha.
Jab Pappu ne nazrain jhuka kar dekha,
To Pappu ki taangon main Pajama na tha ]]>

Aur Pappu ki khushi ka thikana na tha.
Jab Pappu ne nazrain jhuka kar dekha,
To Pappu ki taangon main Pajama na tha ]]> <![CDATA[ Open Your Jacket-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Open-Your-Jacket-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-13T02:18:45-05:00 2009-07-13T02:18:45-05:00

Yes Papa!
Explosive Bomb,
No Papa!
Telling A Lie?
No Papa!
Open Your Jacket,
Thaaa Thaaa Thaaa. ]]>

Yes Papa!
Explosive Bomb,
No Papa!
Telling A Lie?
No Papa!
Open Your Jacket,
Thaaa Thaaa Thaaa. ]]> <![CDATA[ Mat Maari Gai C - Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mat-Maari-Gai-C-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-13T02:16:00-05:00 2009-07-13T02:16:00-05:00

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
No Reason.
Bas meri mat maari gai c. ]]>

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
No Reason.
Bas meri mat maari gai c. ]]> <![CDATA[ Tijori Ki Chabiyan - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Tijori-Ki-Chabiyan-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-11T13:49:16-05:00 2009-07-11T13:49:16-05:00

Aap ko muj par barosa nein.
Maalik: Had ho gai hai tijori ki
chabiyan maze per padi reti hein.
Nokar: Un mein se ek bhi chabi
tijori ko nahi lagti. ]]>

Aap ko muj par barosa nein.
Maalik: Had ho gai hai tijori ki
chabiyan maze per padi reti hein.
Nokar: Un mein se ek bhi chabi
tijori ko nahi lagti. ]]> <![CDATA[ Qabar Mai 2 Aadmi ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Qabar-Mai-2-Aadmi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-11T13:38:35-05:00 2009-07-11T13:38:35-05:00

Usne 2,3 martaba padha, or bohat hairan hua:
Phir bola:
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"Kamal hai kisi ny 1 Qabr me 2 Aadmi dafan kar diye hain" ]]>

Usne 2,3 martaba padha, or bohat hairan hua:
Phir bola:
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"Kamal hai kisi ny 1 Qabr me 2 Aadmi dafan kar diye hain" ]]> <![CDATA[ Phool Mein Phool - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Phool-Mein-Phool-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-11T13:35:28-05:00 2009-07-11T13:35:28-05:00

Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hun Phool.
Ab is SMS KO ~ 'PHOOL' ~ K Baghair Parho
Dekhna Tumhara Naam aaega. ]]>

Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hun Phool.
Ab is SMS KO ~ 'PHOOL' ~ K Baghair Parho
Dekhna Tumhara Naam aaega. ]]> <![CDATA[ Khudkush SMS - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Khudkush-SMS-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-11T13:33:10-05:00 2009-07-11T13:33:10-05:00

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00:03
00:02
00:01
??DHUZZ??
Shukar kro bach gae ho
KhudKush SMS tha. ]]>

00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
??DHUZZ??
Shukar kro bach gae ho
KhudKush SMS tha. ]]> <![CDATA[ Petrol ki Qillat - Zardari Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Petrol-ki-Qillat-Zardari-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-25T07:40:04-05:00 2009-07-11T01:55:44-05:00

Baani_e_Millat
.
Fatima Jinah
Mader_e_Millat
.
Liaquat Ali
Shaheed_e_Millat
.
&
.
Zardari
.
Petrol Ki Qilat
Gas ki Qillat
Bjli ki Qillat
Zilat hi Zilat ]]>

Baani_e_Millat
.
Fatima Jinah
Mader_e_Millat
.
Liaquat Ali
Shaheed_e_Millat
.
&
.
Zardari
.
Petrol Ki Qilat
Gas ki Qillat
Bjli ki Qillat
Zilat hi Zilat ]]> <![CDATA[ Abhi Tak Kunwara-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Abhi-Tak-Kunwara-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-10T12:41:19-05:00 2009-07-10T12:41:19-05:00

Sasu maa ki Aankh ka Tara hon Me
Apni Wife Ko B Pyara hon Me
Fil'hal To Ye Sb Sapney Hen yaroo
Q K Abhi Tak Kunwara Ho me. ]]>

Sasu maa ki Aankh ka Tara hon Me
Apni Wife Ko B Pyara hon Me
Fil'hal To Ye Sb Sapney Hen yaroo
Q K Abhi Tak Kunwara Ho me. ]]> <![CDATA[ What is Recycling ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/What-is-Recycling-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-08T07:23:45-05:00 2009-07-10T12:29:39-05:00

A Sheikh used Condom.
Then give it to his SON to use it as BALLON.
and
After Bursting give it to his Daughter to use it as HairBand. ]]>

A Sheikh used Condom.
Then give it to his SON to use it as BALLON.
and
After Bursting give it to his Daughter to use it as HairBand. ]]> <![CDATA[ Ziyada Khush Mat Ho ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ziyada-Khush-Mat-Ho-Double-Meaning-SMS.html 2009-07-10T12:22:31-05:00 2009-07-10T12:22:31-05:00

Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy"
Oh yess... What a life!"
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi ]]>

Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy"
Oh yess... What a life!"
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi ]]> <![CDATA[ Chand Pay Tera Naam - SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Chand-Pay-Tera-Naam-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-10T12:06:40-05:00 2009-07-10T12:06:40-05:00

jee chahta hy
Pehli baat to ye
k mera hath nai jata hy
Dosri baat ye k muje ye khayal hamesha dopehar
main ata hy!! ]]>

jee chahta hy
Pehli baat to ye
k mera hath nai jata hy
Dosri baat ye k muje ye khayal hamesha dopehar
main ata hy!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Mathematical Joke - Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mathematical-Joke-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-10T12:05:03-05:00 2009-07-10T12:05:03-05:00

13x13x13=?
Socho, Socho
Pehlay Socho?
Nahi Aa raha?
Pakka,
Jawab Hai,
SUROOR!
Tera(13)Tera(13)Tera(13)= SUROOR ]]>

13x13x13=?
Socho, Socho
Pehlay Socho?
Nahi Aa raha?
Pakka,
Jawab Hai,
SUROOR!
Tera(13)Tera(13)Tera(13)= SUROOR ]]> <![CDATA[ Bachi Titanic Waali ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Bachi-Titanic-Waali-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-10T12:03:39-05:00 2009-07-10T12:03:39-05:00

Par Shart ye hai k
Bachi Titanic waali ho ! ]]>

Par Shart ye hai k
Bachi Titanic waali ho ! ]]> <![CDATA[ Acha Dost Kitni - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Acha-Dost-Kitni-Urdu-FUnny-SMS.html 2009-07-10T12:01:24-05:00 2009-07-10T12:01:24-05:00

"Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyon Na Rooth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye..
Kiun K,
Wo kanjar aap k saary raaz janta hy, telecast kar dega . . ]]>

"Achha Dost Kitni Dafa Hi Kyon Na Rooth Jaye Usay Mana Lena Chahiye..
Kiun K,
Wo kanjar aap k saary raaz janta hy, telecast kar dega . . ]]> <![CDATA[ Student Adnan Sami - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Student-Adnan-Sami-Urdu-FUnny-SMS.html 2009-07-10T11:59:51-05:00 2009-07-10T11:59:51-05:00

Student: " ADNAN SAMI KHAN " ]]>

Student: " ADNAN SAMI KHAN " ]]> <![CDATA[ Scratch and Win - Zardari Fool SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Scratch-and-Win-Zardari-Fool-SMS.html 2009-08-25T07:41:18-05:00 2009-07-10T11:52:53-05:00

.
llllllllll
llllllllli
llllllllri
llllari
lllardari
"Zardari"
.
Mubarik Ho apka KUTTA Nikla Hy. ]]>

.
llllllllll
llllllllli
llllllllri
llllari
lllardari
"Zardari"
.
Mubarik Ho apka KUTTA Nikla Hy. ]]> <![CDATA[ Tum Idiot Ho-Sheikh / Kanjoos SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Tum-Idiot-Ho-Sheikh-Kanjoos-SMS.html 2009-07-10T11:49:36-05:00 2009-07-10T11:48:47-05:00

begam dekho me aj bus ke peche bhag kr ghar aya hun or kraye k 10 rupe bacha lie
wife; tum bht idiot ho rakshe k peeche bhagte to 80 rupe bach jate. ]]>

begam dekho me aj bus ke peche bhag kr ghar aya hun or kraye k 10 rupe bacha lie
wife; tum bht idiot ho rakshe k peeche bhagte to 80 rupe bach jate. ]]> <![CDATA[ Kisi Bhi Mashooq-Funny Poetry Text ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kisi-Bhi-Mashooq-Funny-Poetry-SMS.html 2009-07-10T11:36:53-05:00 2009-07-10T11:36:53-05:00

"Aaj" Na Sahi Apna "Kal" Dey Do Mujhey,
Khushi Do Ya Na Do Mrzi Tmhari,
Apni Ksi B "MASHOOQ" Ka Number hi Dey Do Mujhey ]]>

"Aaj" Na Sahi Apna "Kal" Dey Do Mujhey,
Khushi Do Ya Na Do Mrzi Tmhari,
Apni Ksi B "MASHOOQ" Ka Number hi Dey Do Mujhey ]]> <![CDATA[ Guru Ape Se Ye - Zardari SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Guru-Ape-Se-Ye-Zardari-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-25T07:43:25-05:00 2009-07-10T11:33:51-05:00

.
GURU.
Ap se ye umeed nahi thi!!!!!! ]]>

.
GURU.
Ap se ye umeed nahi thi!!!!!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Ja Donkey Ja ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ja-Donkey-Ja-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-10T11:22:47-05:00 2009-07-10T11:22:47-05:00

(o o ) " ----;";.
(..) "/ , , /
/,//, /,//,/
Ja
Donkey
ja
Jisne mujhe aaj miss nahin kia
use
2 kiss kar k aa ]]>

(o o ) " ----;";.
(..) "/ , , /
/,//, /,//,/
Ja
Donkey
ja
Jisne mujhe aaj miss nahin kia
use
2 kiss kar k aa ]]> <![CDATA[ Zardari Hai Haram Ka ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Zardari-Hai-Haram-Ka-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-25T07:44:18-05:00 2009-07-10T08:03:51-05:00

Petrol mehnga krne par.
.
.
Naara masom awam ka
Zardari hai haram ka
Zardari hai haram ka. ]]>

Petrol mehnga krne par.
.
.
Naara masom awam ka
Zardari hai haram ka
Zardari hai haram ka. ]]> <![CDATA[ Reply is Must - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Reply-is-Must-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-10T07:40:20-05:00 2009-07-10T07:40:20-05:00

Sawal..
Agar aap apni Girlfriend k saath kisi 5 Star hotel main date maar rahy hain, Romantic mahool ho aur aapke ilawa aur bhi young couples date maar rahy hain.
]]>

Sawal..
Agar aap apni Girlfriend k saath kisi 5 Star hotel main date maar rahy hain, Romantic mahool ho aur aapke ilawa aur bhi young couples date maar rahy hain.

Aapke hath main apni gf ka hath ho.
Achanak
Aapki gf.
Zoor daar Awaaz main
PAAD Maar de to aapki kya Feelings hongi???
Hans mat beghairat Answer de. ]]> <![CDATA[ Ek Memon Chicken - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ek-Memon-Chicken-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-10T07:38:56-05:00 2009-07-10T07:38:56-05:00

Memon bohat door tak kuttay k peechey bhaga phir thak kar beth gaya.. Aur Dono haath utha kar bola:
Ya Allah! Is khairaat ka sawaab mere marhoom abba ko pohncha day... ]]>

Memon bohat door tak kuttay k peechey bhaga phir thak kar beth gaya.. Aur Dono haath utha kar bola:
Ya Allah! Is khairaat ka sawaab mere marhoom abba ko pohncha day... ]]> <![CDATA[ Shair Arz Hai - Zardari Funny Quotes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Shair-Arz-Hai-Geo-or-Jeenay-Do-SMS.html 2009-08-25T07:45:17-05:00 2009-07-10T07:32:32-05:00

.
Bhag gai Zardari ki Beti Gadha Gaari pe.
.
Wah Wah
.
Bhag gai Zardari ki Beti Gadha Gaari pe.
.
Is liye us ne lagai Pabandi Double Sawari pe. ]]>

.
Bhag gai Zardari ki Beti Gadha Gaari pe.
.
Wah Wah
.
Bhag gai Zardari ki Beti Gadha Gaari pe.
.
Is liye us ne lagai Pabandi Double Sawari pe. ]]> <![CDATA[ Mujhe Dhundo - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mujhe-Dhundo-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-10T07:31:02-05:00 2009-07-10T07:31:02-05:00

Thak gaye kya?
NAHI
To phir dhundo
"CHHORO YAAR"
Hum dilon me rehte hain Mobile me nhi. ]]>

Thak gaye kya?
NAHI
To phir dhundo
"CHHORO YAAR"
Hum dilon me rehte hain Mobile me nhi. ]]> <![CDATA[ Helmet Protects Brain ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Helmet-Protects-Brain-English-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-09T14:08:54-05:00 2009-07-09T14:08:54-05:00

Helmet protects the "BRAIN"
They don’t need protection
Cause
They don’t have any brain
So b street smart
Always wear helmet. ]]>

Helmet protects the "BRAIN"
They don’t need protection
Cause
They don’t have any brain
So b street smart
Always wear helmet. ]]> <![CDATA[ Many Happy Returns-Rohail Misba Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Many-Happy-Returns-Rohail-Misba-Jokes.html 2009-07-09T14:03:18-05:00 2009-07-09T14:03:18-05:00

What did people wrote on congratulations Cards
.
.
.
.
"Many happy returns of the day" ]]>

What did people wrote on congratulations Cards
.
.
.
.
"Many happy returns of the day" ]]> <![CDATA[ Parhna Lazmi Hai - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Parhna-Lazmi-Hai-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-09T13:58:40-05:00 2009-07-09T13:58:40-05:00

.
.
.
.
.
.
Barri Meharbani apki. Ab apna kam karen ]]>

.
.
.
.
.
.
Barri Meharbani apki. Ab apna kam karen ]]> <![CDATA[ Doctor to Memon - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Doctor-to-Memon-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-09T13:56:12-05:00 2009-07-09T13:56:12-05:00

Memon: Doctor sahab aapne pehle batana tha na.
Main isay nai jootiyan he nahi dilwata... ]]>

Memon: Doctor sahab aapne pehle batana tha na.
Main isay nai jootiyan he nahi dilwata... ]]> <![CDATA[ After Examination-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Imdad Ullah Khiyal http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/After-Examination-Urdu-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-09T01:19:02-05:00 2009-07-09T00:13:49-05:00

Son

r kitna dekhon usi ko to dekh dekh k fail ho gia hun. ]]>

Son

r kitna dekhon usi ko to dekh dekh k fail ho gia hun. ]]> <![CDATA[ Do Haseen Log ]]> Imdad Ullah Khiyal http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Do-Haseen-Log-Cool-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-09T01:19:58-05:00 2009-07-08T23:58:09-05:00

1 wo jis ka msg Aap parh rahe hen..!

“OR”
Dusra wo jis ne ye msg Aap ko send kia hy.
HaHaHaha (0334-9136162) ]]>

1 wo jis ka msg Aap parh rahe hen..!

“OR”
Dusra wo jis ne ye msg Aap ko send kia hy.
HaHaHaha (0334-9136162) ]]> <![CDATA[ Zardari Government - Zardari Funny Text ]]> Imdad Ullah Khiyal http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Zardari-Government-Zardari-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-25T07:47:34-05:00 2009-07-08T23:46:05-05:00

G.a. Bhutto g.a. Zardari
!!KhiYaL!!0334-9136162 ]]>

G.a. Bhutto g.a. Zardari
!!KhiYaL!!0334-9136162 ]]> <![CDATA[ Umar Gul-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Umar-Gul-Urdu-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-07T14:17:42-05:00 2009-07-07T14:17:42-05:00

Any guess?
Nahi pata?
Simple !
UMAR GUL.. ]]>

Any guess?
Nahi pata?
Simple !
UMAR GUL.. ]]> <![CDATA[ Baba Anda V - Punjabi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Baba-Anda-V-Punjabi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-07T14:16:50-05:00 2009-07-07T14:16:50-05:00

"Baba anda v kha lenda aey"
"Baba chawal v kha lenda aey"
"Baba ice cream v kha lenda aey"
"Baba burger v kha lenda aey"
"Baba sandvich v kha lenda aey"
Ghar k malik ne khirki se sir nikaal kar kaha :
Baba "chhittar" v kha lenda aey k nahi... ]]> <![CDATA[ Main Sala Puppy ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Main-Sala-Puppy-Wife-SMS.html 2009-07-06T11:40:05-05:00 2009-07-06T11:40:05-05:00

.
Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,
.
Husband=tu sali kutti.
.
Wife=tu sala kutta
.
Bacha masumiat se bola.
.
Or main sala pupyy. ]]>

.
Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,
.
Husband=tu sali kutti.
.
Wife=tu sala kutta
.
Bacha masumiat se bola.
.
Or main sala pupyy. ]]> <![CDATA[ For Bachelor Boys-Hindi Adult Text ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/For-Bachelor-Boys-Hindi-Adult-SMS.html 2009-08-08T12:41:36-05:00 2009-07-06T11:20:10-05:00

Aisi apni GirlFriend ho, 5′.5″ Jis ki Height ho
Jeans Jis ki tight ho, Chehra Jis ka Bright ho,
Weight me thori Light ho, ]]>

Aisi apni GirlFriend ho, 5′.5″ Jis ki Height ho
Jeans Jis ki tight ho, Chehra Jis ka Bright ho,
Weight me thori Light ho,
Thori si wo Quiet ho,
Tu Yaadgar her ek Night ho,
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
Favourite Color White ho,
Make Up thora Light ho,
Zulfain Dinamite ho, Honton ko Dekh Kar aisa lage Jese
Coke Diet ho,
Sari Pehen ker Jab Chalay tu aise lagay Ke Switzerland Flight ho,
Agr aisi apni G F ho to Kia Haseen Life
ho. ]]> <![CDATA[ Ghurbat Ki Inteha-Sheikh SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ghurbat-Ki-Inteha-Sheikh-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-06T11:14:14-05:00 2009-07-06T11:14:14-05:00

.
.
Faqeer memom say
5 Rupee Ka Sawal Hay Baba…?
.
.
Memon: Baba Jaldi Say Sawal Batao Mujhy 5 Rupee Ke Bohat Sakhat Zarorat Hay..!!! ]]>

.
.
Faqeer memom say
5 Rupee Ka Sawal Hay Baba…?
.
.
Memon: Baba Jaldi Say Sawal Batao Mujhy 5 Rupee Ke Bohat Sakhat Zarorat Hay..!!! ]]> <![CDATA[ 35 Din Baad - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/35-Din-Baad-Urdu-FUnny-SMS.html 2009-07-06T10:59:34-05:00 2009-07-06T10:59:34-05:00

Main khusheyan mnao ga
Nachon ga
Gao ga
Dance karo ga
Dua mangon ga
Enjoy kro ga
Kyu?
Meri shadi hai?
Nhi mere Aziz
14th Augast 2009 hai. ]]>

Main khusheyan mnao ga
Nachon ga
Gao ga
Dance karo ga
Dua mangon ga
Enjoy kro ga
Kyu?
Meri shadi hai?
Nhi mere Aziz
14th Augast 2009 hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Kab Tary Toot Jayen-Mazahiya Poetry ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kab-Tary-Toot-Jayen-Mazahiya-Poetry.html 2009-07-06T03:11:20-05:00 2009-07-06T03:11:20-05:00

Na jaany kab AANSU AANKH sy choot jayen
kuch paL HMARY sath bhi HANSS Lo...
Najany kab TUMHARY DAANT toot jayen¿ ]]>

Na jaany kab AANSU AANKH sy choot jayen
kuch paL HMARY sath bhi HANSS Lo...
Najany kab TUMHARY DAANT toot jayen¿ ]]> <![CDATA[ Faqeer to Sardar-Funny Text ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Faqeer-to-Sardar-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-06T03:10:20-05:00 2009-07-06T03:10:20-05:00

Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch de dein..
Sardar:
Ye lo "HAJMOLA... ]]>

Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch de dein..
Sardar:
Ye lo "HAJMOLA... ]]> <![CDATA[ Gali Denay Se - Zardari Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Gali-Denay-Se-Zardari-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-25T07:49:33-05:00 2009-07-06T03:09:02-05:00

Agar boht majboori ho jaye to "Zardari" bol dain. ]]>

Agar boht majboori ho jaye to "Zardari" bol dain. ]]> <![CDATA[ Pakistan Post Office - Zardari Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Pakistan-Post-Office-Zardari-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-25T07:49:45-05:00 2009-07-06T02:52:36-05:00

"Asif Zardari"
ki Tasveer Wale Ticket jaari kar Diye Hen.
.
Lehaza.
.
AWAAM Parishan hai K
THOOK kis Taraf Lagana Hai.. ]]>

"Asif Zardari"
ki Tasveer Wale Ticket jaari kar Diye Hen.
.
Lehaza.
.
AWAAM Parishan hai K
THOOK kis Taraf Lagana Hai.. ]]> <![CDATA[ Achi Jaga Konsi ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Achi-Jaga-Konsi-Boys-VS-Girls-Jokes.html 2009-08-24T01:52:57-05:00 2009-07-05T12:23:57-05:00

Boy2: Mazar par...
Boy1: Q???
Boy2: Q k wahan larkiyon ny chapal nhi pehni hoti....... ]]>

Boy2: Mazar par...
Boy1: Q???
Boy2: Q k wahan larkiyon ny chapal nhi pehni hoti....... ]]> <![CDATA[ Agar Spiderman-SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Agar-Spiderman-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-05T12:16:38-05:00 2009-07-05T12:16:38-05:00

to us ka nam kya hota?
Zara socho
Phr socho
"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" ]]>

to us ka nam kya hota?
Zara socho
Phr socho
"JAALAY wala GUJJAR" ]]> <![CDATA[ Sheikh Ki BV - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Sheikh-Ki-BV-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-05T12:15:42-05:00 2009-07-05T12:15:42-05:00

Kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho?
Usne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gaya tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
main dibo de takay DETOL zaya na ho. ]]>

Kisi ne pucha k q rorahi ho?
Usne kaha k mujse DETOL gir gaya tha
or sheikh sb ne meri ungli kaat k usi DETOL
main dibo de takay DETOL zaya na ho. ]]> <![CDATA[ Friend to Sheikh - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Friend-to-Sheikh-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-05T12:12:30-05:00 2009-07-05T12:12:30-05:00

Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di. ]]>

Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karu ga
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena
k mene ring mangi thi or usne nahi di. ]]> <![CDATA[ Chae Ke Liye-Funny Adult Text ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Chae-Ke-Liye-Funny-Adult-SMS.html 2009-08-08T23:43:09-05:00 2009-07-04T13:17:53-05:00

.
People asked:
kya hua??
.
.
Aurat:
.
Memon k ghar gai thi,
.
zalmon ny chae k liye b
mera he doodh
nikal liya.. ]]>

.
People asked:
kya hua??
.
.
Aurat:
.
Memon k ghar gai thi,
.
zalmon ny chae k liye b
mera he doodh
nikal liya.. ]]> <![CDATA[ Khuda Ke Liye-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Khuda-Ke-Liye-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-04T13:16:20-05:00 2009-07-04T13:16:20-05:00

Apki Mohabbat Bhari Adaa K Liey…
Hum aur kuch nahi mangte Apse se.
Bas
.
.
Insan ban jaen khuda k liey….! ]]>

Apki Mohabbat Bhari Adaa K Liey…
Hum aur kuch nahi mangte Apse se.
Bas
.
.
Insan ban jaen khuda k liey….! ]]> <![CDATA[ Baqi Apni Mehnat Se - Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Baqi-Apni-Mehnat-Se-Boys-Vs-Girls-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-24T01:54:58-05:00 2009-07-04T13:15:13-05:00

Larkiyan Larkon Se Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain..
.
.
Kyun k
.
.
.
.
100 Mein Se 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
.
.
.
aur Baqi
.
.
Apni Mehnat Se… ]]>

Larkiyan Larkon Se Ziada
Mehenti Hoti Hain..
.
.
Kyun k
.
.
.
.
100 Mein Se 5 Larkiyan Qudrati Khubsurat Hoti Hain
.
.
.
aur Baqi
.
.
Apni Mehnat Se… ]]> <![CDATA[ Phansi Pe Latkaya-Pathan Funny SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Phansi-Pe-Latkaya-Pathan-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-04T12:52:42-05:00 2009-07-04T12:52:42-05:00

Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, kal tmhe phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
.
.
PATHAN: Wo to theek hai lekn utara kab jae ga ? ]]>

Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, kal tmhe phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
.
.
PATHAN: Wo to theek hai lekn utara kab jae ga ? ]]> <![CDATA[ Mango Juice-Send Me SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Mango-Juice-Send-Me-SMS.html 2009-07-04T12:50:59-05:00 2009-07-04T12:50:59-05:00

MANGO juice.
TARBUZ juice
BADAM juice
KHAJOOR juice
KAAJU juice
agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to,
.
ANGOOTHA Chooooooos.
Kanjoos.
Sms krta he nhi. ]]>

MANGO juice.
TARBUZ juice
BADAM juice
KHAJOOR juice
KAAJU juice
agr in mein se kuch nahi pasand to,
.
ANGOOTHA Chooooooos.
Kanjoos.
Sms krta he nhi. ]]> <![CDATA[ Bush to Obama - Obama SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Bush-to-Obama-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-25T07:51:36-05:00 2009-07-03T12:55:55-05:00

main ne tum se kaha ta k ye pathan dashatghar hain.
Obama:kyun?
Bush

eka nahi k teen pathano
ne gharib sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya. ]]>

main ne tum se kaha ta k ye pathan dashatghar hain.
Obama:kyun?
Bush

eka nahi k teen pathano
ne gharib sri lanka team se world cup cheen liya. ]]> <![CDATA[ Memon Ke Ghar Se-Kanjoos SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Memon-Ke-Ghar-Se-Kanjoos-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-03T12:52:22-05:00 2009-07-03T12:52:22-05:00

.
.
Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
.
.
Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn… ]]>

.
.
Memon: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho ?
.
.
Choonti: Bhai Bhooka Marnay Se T0 Behtar Hai Hijrat Kar Jaeyn… ]]> <![CDATA[ Zindagi Ka Safar-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Zindagi-Ka-Safar-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-03T12:34:47-05:00 2009-07-03T12:34:47-05:00

Zindagi ka Safar & women?
.
.
.
Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. ]]>

Zindagi ka Safar & women?
.
.
.
Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. ]]> <![CDATA[ Some One Touches-Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Some-One-Touches-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-03T12:29:56-05:00 2009-07-03T12:29:56-05:00

&
Yo don't feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
You feel it, its LOVE.
But when nobody touches
but u feel it, then its KHUJLI. ]]>

&
Yo don't feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
You feel it, its LOVE.
But when nobody touches
but u feel it, then its KHUJLI. ]]> <![CDATA[ Aamir Khan in Lagaan-Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aamir-Khan-in-Lagaan-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-03T12:28:53-05:00 2009-07-03T12:28:53-05:00

AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN ]]>

AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN ]]> <![CDATA[ Aik Ajeeb Paheli-Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aik-Ajeeb-Paheli-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-03T12:19:34-05:00 2009-07-03T12:19:34-05:00

?
?
?
?
?
Keypad dabana bas karo..
Is k dabane se Solve nahi ho gi. ]]>

?
?
?
?
?
Keypad dabana bas karo..
Is k dabane se Solve nahi ho gi. ]]> <![CDATA[ Thought For The Days-Family SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Thought-For-The-Days-Family-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-03T12:10:13-05:00 2009-07-03T12:10:13-05:00

if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM ]]>

if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM ]]> <![CDATA[ Aankhon Main Aansu-Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aankhon-Main-Aansu-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-07-03T00:55:17-05:00 2009-07-03T00:55:17-05:00

Saans main aahen, Dil main bebasi hai
Pehle kyon nahi bataya,
K Darwazy main ungli Phansi hai. ]]>

Saans main aahen, Dil main bebasi hai
Pehle kyon nahi bataya,
K Darwazy main ungli Phansi hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ London Wale Peer Sahab-Load Shedding Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/London-Wale-Peer-Sahab-Load-Shedding-Jokes.html 2009-07-03T00:53:08-05:00 2009-07-03T00:53:08-05:00

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein. ]]>

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein. ]]> <![CDATA[ Ishq Ki Tarap - Mazahiya Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ishq-Ki-Tarap-Mazahiya-Shayari.html 2009-08-25T07:52:33-05:00 2009-07-03T00:51:27-05:00

.
Kisi ko pyaar ki gehraai maar deti hai,
.
Jo is se bhi bach jaye usay...
.
Pakistan ki Mehgaai maar deti hai. ]]>

.
Kisi ko pyaar ki gehraai maar deti hai,
.
Jo is se bhi bach jaye usay...
.
Pakistan ki Mehgaai maar deti hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Ullu Ke Pathay - Geo or Jeenay Do SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Ullu-Ke-Pathay-Geo-or-Jeenay-Do-SMS-1.html 2009-08-25T07:52:48-05:00 2009-07-03T00:49:57-05:00

Nalaiq, Bawakoo
Bandar, Bhalu
Gadhay, Badmash
Lofar, Lafangay
Dhokay baz, Zeleel
.
Aur
.
Beghairat
.
Ye sab log mil kar Pakistan chala rahy hain. ]]>

Nalaiq, Bawakoo
Bandar, Bhalu
Gadhay, Badmash
Lofar, Lafangay
Dhokay baz, Zeleel
.
Aur
.
Beghairat
.
Ye sab log mil kar Pakistan chala rahy hain. ]]> <![CDATA[ Michael Jackson Ki-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Michael-Jackson-Ki-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-03T00:38:40-05:00 2009-07-03T00:38:40-05:00

Kal raat 12 bajy Regal Chowk par Break Dance kya jaega...
Shirkat ki Darkhuast hai. ]]>

Kal raat 12 bajy Regal Chowk par Break Dance kya jaega...
Shirkat ki Darkhuast hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ Bandar Pepsi Kyon ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Bandar-Pepsi-Kyon-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-03T00:35:05-05:00 2009-07-03T00:35:05-05:00

?
?
Chal chhor, Ye tera Personal matter hai.
Jo Marzi kha Pi.... ]]>

?
?
Chal chhor, Ye tera Personal matter hai.
Jo Marzi kha Pi.... ]]> <![CDATA[ Aaj Aapko Bachpan-Funny Urdu Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aaj-Aapko-Bachpan-Funny-Urdu-Jokes.html 2009-07-03T00:32:31-05:00 2009-07-03T00:32:31-05:00

Alay Alay!
Ooeii!
Kaka!
Mela Pala Bacha!
Shweetoo!
Paaloo!
Shonu!
Mmmmmuuaahhh...
Ohh! Ye kya kia?
PISHI KAR DI. ]]>

Alay Alay!
Ooeii!
Kaka!
Mela Pala Bacha!
Shweetoo!
Paaloo!
Shonu!
Mmmmmuuaahhh...
Ohh! Ye kya kia?
PISHI KAR DI. ]]> <![CDATA[ Aaj Ka Sawal ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aaj-Ka-Sawal-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-02T14:27:05-05:00 2009-07-02T14:27:05-05:00

Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
very simple
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai..
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai... ]]>

Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
very simple
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai..
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai... ]]> <![CDATA[ Tera Piyo Zardari - Zardari SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Tera-Piyo-Zardari-Zardari-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-08-25T07:53:38-05:00 2009-07-02T14:04:39-05:00

.
Sher: Rajpoot
Cheeta: Bhatti
Hathi: Butt
Zebra: Mochi
Kuta: Zardari
.
Kuta tarap ke bola
tera piyo Zardari, mai te kuta hi theek aan ]]>

.
Sher: Rajpoot
Cheeta: Bhatti
Hathi: Butt
Zebra: Mochi
Kuta: Zardari
.
Kuta tarap ke bola
tera piyo Zardari, mai te kuta hi theek aan ]]> <![CDATA[ Teacher to Student ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Teacher-to-Student-Funny-SMS.html 2009-08-07T21:56:44-05:00 2009-07-02T14:01:45-05:00

Student: acha ab mei samjha
Teacher: kiya??
Student: Papa aksar naukrani ko galay kiu lagatay hein.. ]]>

Student: acha ab mei samjha
Teacher: kiya??
Student: Papa aksar naukrani ko galay kiu lagatay hein.. ]]> <![CDATA[ Kiya Yehi Pyar Hai-Load Shedding SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Kiya-Yehi-Pyar-Hai-Load-Shedding-SMS.html 2009-07-02T13:45:45-05:00 2009-07-02T13:45:45-05:00

din ko chen nhi aata
mainay dil se pocha, kiya yehi pyar hai
Dil ne kaha
.
.
.
Nhi Load Shedding ki waja se sab ka yehi hal hai ]]>

din ko chen nhi aata
mainay dil se pocha, kiya yehi pyar hai
Dil ne kaha
.
.
.
Nhi Load Shedding ki waja se sab ka yehi hal hai ]]> <![CDATA[ Sab Kuriyan Nu Baji-Punjabi Funny Shayari ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Sab-Kuriyan-Nu-Baji-Punjabi-Funny-Shayari.html 2009-07-02T13:38:01-05:00 2009-07-02T13:38:01-05:00

sochan kolon jan chura le changa raen ga
kuri ta teri kolon phasni koi ni
sab kuriyan nu baji bana le changa raen ga... ]]>

sochan kolon jan chura le changa raen ga
kuri ta teri kolon phasni koi ni
sab kuriyan nu baji bana le changa raen ga... ]]> <![CDATA[ Khabardar Koi Apni-SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Khabardar-Koi-Apni-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-02T13:36:02-05:00 2009-07-02T13:36:02-05:00

Khabardar koi apni jaga se nhi hilay ga
.
.
.
.
.
Shakoor Kulfi wala khud aap ke pass ayega ]]>

Khabardar koi apni jaga se nhi hilay ga
.
.
.
.
.
Shakoor Kulfi wala khud aap ke pass ayega ]]> <![CDATA[ Tusi Bare Great ho ]]> Syed Imarn http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Tusi-Bare-Great-ho-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-25T05:37:01-05:00 2009-07-01T15:02:00-05:00

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho
PEPSI ka cr8 ho
ANDE ka oml8 ho
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! ]]>

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho
PEPSI ka cr8 ho
ANDE ka oml8 ho
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! ]]> <![CDATA[ Lovers Went To See-Naughty Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Lovers-Went-To-See-Naughty-Jokes.html 2009-07-01T13:59:32-05:00 2009-07-01T13:59:32-05:00

a mosquito enters into boy’s pent
.
n guess Where it bites?
.
Naughty mind,
alWays think bad!
.
it bites on . .
.
Girl’s hand… ]]>

a mosquito enters into boy’s pent
.
n guess Where it bites?
.
Naughty mind,
alWays think bad!
.
it bites on . .
.
Girl’s hand… ]]> <![CDATA[ Memon Ke Valimay ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Memon-Ke-Valimay-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-01T13:51:44-05:00 2009-07-01T13:51:44-05:00

Bar Bar PANI Pesh Kia Ja Rha Tha,
.
Tang Akar 1 Aadmi Nay Kaha:
Janab Halaq May Pani Phans Gya Hai
Kia Thori si BIRYANI Milay Gi ]]>

Bar Bar PANI Pesh Kia Ja Rha Tha,
.
Tang Akar 1 Aadmi Nay Kaha:
Janab Halaq May Pani Phans Gya Hai
Kia Thori si BIRYANI Milay Gi ]]> <![CDATA[ Khusre Ke Ghar Bacha ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Khusre-Ke-Ghar-Bacha-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-01T13:50:24-05:00 2009-07-01T13:50:24-05:00

Kesy hua!
aeay unhi se puchte han
.
G to bashir g..!
.
.
Bashir g
.
O Bashir g…
.
Kch bolo ge b k msg hi prhte rhoge? ]]>

Kesy hua!
aeay unhi se puchte han
.
G to bashir g..!
.
.
Bashir g
.
O Bashir g…
.
Kch bolo ge b k msg hi prhte rhoge? ]]> <![CDATA[ Nakam Mohabbat Ka Anjam ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Nakam-Mohabbat-Ka-Anjam-Funny-SMS.html 2009-07-01T13:26:57-05:00 2009-07-01T13:26:57-05:00

Janu Nakam mohabat ka anjam kya hota hy?
Major Rohail:
Larka Mamu bn jata hai ur Larki Phupho. ]]>

Janu Nakam mohabat ka anjam kya hota hy?
Major Rohail:
Larka Mamu bn jata hai ur Larki Phupho. ]]> <![CDATA[ Garmiyan Agai-Garmi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Garmiyan-Agai-Garmi-SMS-Jokes.html 2009-07-01T13:20:30-05:00 2009-07-01T13:20:30-05:00

Dimag Pr Suraj Ki Kiran Met Parny Daina
Kiun K BHOOSA Jaldi Aag Pakarta Hai. ]]>

Dimag Pr Suraj Ki Kiran Met Parny Daina
Kiun K BHOOSA Jaldi Aag Pakarta Hai. ]]> <![CDATA[ One English Word-Funny Urdu SMS ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/One-English-Word-Funny-Urdu-SMS.html 2009-07-01T03:32:55-05:00 2009-07-01T03:32:55-05:00

"Apny Kiye Par Paani Phenkna."
..?
...?
.....?
Nahi Pata na???
"FLUSH" !!!! ]]>

"Apny Kiye Par Paani Phenkna."
..?
...?
.....?
Nahi Pata na???
"FLUSH" !!!! ]]> <![CDATA[ Azab Main Mubtala - Asif Zardari Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Azab-Main-Mubtala-Asif-Zardari-Jokes.html 2009-08-25T07:54:49-05:00 2009-06-30T13:58:38-05:00

<![CDATA[ Memon Apne Bachon-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Memon-Apne-Bachon-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-06-30T06:46:58-05:00 2009-06-30T06:46:58-05:00

Sub bachay 10, 10 rupay ley kar so gaye....
Subha uth kar memon bola:
Jo 10 rupay de ga us ko nashta mile ga. ]]>

Sub bachay 10, 10 rupay ley kar so gaye....
Subha uth kar memon bola:
Jo 10 rupay de ga us ko nashta mile ga. ]]> <![CDATA[ School Nhi Jaaungi-Urdu SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/School-Nhi-Jaaungi-Urdu-Funny-SMS.html 2009-06-30T06:44:43-05:00 2009-06-30T06:44:43-05:00

DAADI: Bahaane mat bana school ja, main bhi usi raaste se roj bazaar jaati hoon, Mujhe to koi nahi chheddta. ]]>

DAADI: Bahaane mat bana school ja, main bhi usi raaste se roj bazaar jaati hoon, Mujhe to koi nahi chheddta. ]]> <![CDATA[ Aap ki Tind-Hindi SMS Jokes ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/data/xml/blog.Funny-SMS.atom http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Aap-ki-Tind-Hindi-Funny-SMS.html 2009-06-30T06:43:52-05:00 20